![]() Author has written 1 story for Kuroshitsuji. I have a sweet little kitty-cat. Just kidding ;) She's an evil demon from hell here to make my life miserable!!! ): but I still love her even if she attacks my leg when I ignore her and attacks my face when I want to cuddle her. And now, for my random collection of "copy and paste" º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ 93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, Hikari Kame, ottawawolf, Upsilon Four, Taintedblueroze .eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile SEBBY XD shhh dont tell anyone If you think villains rock and are da bomb, copy and paste this into your profile! "Villains are the new heroes. We dress better and are MUCH hotter!". If you love all villains and baddies and psychos in fandoms, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that several anime characters are sexy, paste and copy this on your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. (Chick power!) If you know someone who deserves punishment but you are to nice to do that to anyone even if they do deserve it, copy and past this to your profile. Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile! (fuck rap!) If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you think aliens are really out there, and the only reason they haven't contacted us is because they think we're stupid (we are!), copy and paste this into your profile. Why America has issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.) 1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls, and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten, and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many', and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 10.Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's and vending machines with Braille lettering. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity and trial by error, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh?!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what? Underwater?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..) Bad Boy: 1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle 1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Follow You Home (im not a stalker) 2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Commander (not really ':( 3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Closer to the Edge (of insanity) 4. WHAT IS 2+2? Get Together (get it?) 5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? The Kill (...) 6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Your Betrayal (probably... but lets see how it goes) 7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Mad World (i actually agree with this) 8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Again (lol idk) 9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Wisemen (well... he is smart) 10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Sexyback (so not!!! getting a bit wigged out over here) 11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Someone that You're With (knowing me... if i'm drunk enough it might happen) 12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Jornada del Muerto (HA!!! means "day of the dead" what are the chances?!) 13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Hot mess (Um, ¬_¬ ...no idea) 14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Burn it to the ground (hell to the no) 15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Rockstar (yea right ¬_¬ they wish) 16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Lights out (deep fear of the dark... no not really) 17. HOW WILL YOU DIE? Blah Blah Blah (yup i feel like it might happen) 18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? Touching on Me (O////O wow uh... no) 19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Dance with the Devil (yeaaa... not even close) 20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Shakin' Hands (no comment) 21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Cyclone (Whattt?!!! this is weird) 22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Do you Remember (yup remembering sucks sometimes just ask ciel) 23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Asylum (???) 24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Never Be Alone (makes sense) 25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Without You 26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Bad Boy |
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