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I have a sweet little kitty-cat. Just kidding ;)

She's an evil demon from hell here to make my life miserable!!! ):

but I still love her even if she attacks my leg when I ignore her and attacks my face when I want to cuddle her.

And now, for my random collection of "copy and paste"

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93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, Hikari Kame, ottawawolf, Upsilon Four, Taintedblueroze

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If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile SEBBY XD shhh dont tell anyone

If you think villains rock and are da bomb, copy and paste this into your profile!

"Villains are the new heroes. We dress better and are MUCH hotter!". If you love all villains and baddies and psychos in fandoms, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that several anime characters are sexy, paste and copy this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. (Chick power!)

If you know someone who deserves punishment but you are to nice to do that to anyone even if they do deserve it, copy and past this to your profile.

Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile! (fuck rap!)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you think aliens are really out there, and the only reason they haven't contacted us is because they think we're stupid (we are!), copy and paste this into your profile.


Why America has issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)

1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls, and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten, and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many', and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10.Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's and vending machines with Braille lettering.


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity and trial by error, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh?!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what? Underwater?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)


Bad Boy:

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Follow You Home (im not a stalker)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Commander (not really ':(

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Closer to the Edge (of insanity)

4. WHAT IS 2+2?

Get Together (get it?)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

The Kill (...)

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Your Betrayal (probably... but lets see how it goes)

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Mad World (i actually agree with this)

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Again (lol idk)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Wisemen (well... he is smart)

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Sexyback (so not!!! getting a bit wigged out over here)

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Someone that You're With (knowing me... if i'm drunk enough it might happen)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Jornada del Muerto (HA!!! means "day of the dead" what are the chances?!)

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Hot mess (Um, ¬_¬ ...no idea)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Burn it to the ground (hell to the no)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Rockstar (yea right ¬_¬ they wish)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Lights out (deep fear of the dark... no not really)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Blah Blah Blah (yup i feel like it might happen)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Touching on Me (O////O wow uh... no)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Dance with the Devil (yeaaa... not even close)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Shakin' Hands (no comment)

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Cyclone (Whattt?!!! this is weird)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Do you Remember (yup remembering sucks sometimes just ask ciel)

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Asylum (???)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Never Be Alone (makes sense)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Without You

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Bad Boy


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Aching Darkness by Kagome Yuki Niwa reviews
He was a demon and it was natural that he ached to corrupt her purity so completely and thoroughly that she would never be able to flee the darkness... So corrupt her he did and she would bask in all that he had to offer. Drabble Series; Harem; Completely shameless shipping
Crossover - Inuyasha & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,860 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 6/25/2017 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru, Grell S., Sebastian M.
The Devil's Canvas by Akiru chan reviews
Ciel's skin was marred with ink and blood, telling tales twisted in darkness. What an evil path the devil walks, tainted hands staining the innocent canvas. For the most beautiful art is painted in blood. AU
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 558,767 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Inertia Creeps by Cennis reviews
If everyone but you believes you're mad, who is wrong? Ciel Phantomhive, patient D18, is not mad. Sebastian Michaelis, new orderly at St. Victoria's Asylum, agrees.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 252,256 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Loveless by Beautiful Phantom reviews
She saved Ciel Phantomhive one day. Wishing to extend his thanks, he sought her out only to discover that they were more alike than what he thought possible. (DISCONTINUED! Please read Lady Exorcist, as it is the rebooted version of this story. Thank you.)
Crossover - Inuyasha & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,377 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 6/8/2011 - [Kagome H., Ciel P.] Shippō, Sebastian M.
Checkmate by Ms-Pseudo-Writer reviews
Ciel, a horror writer, finds himself trapped in the twisted world of one of his books. To escape he must first go through the same torture as his main character, Sebastian once went through. Can two damned souls mend the other's equally broken heart?;AU
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,608 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
One Hell of a Master by Junjou-chan reviews
One night, a boy is found on a doorstep. He remembers nothing of his past and is unwillingly thrown into a contract with a demon. Now, he must become the perfect servant and pet to the devil...or something close to it. Slightly AU and YAOI! SebaCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 375,735 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Let Them Eat Cake by Simply Hopeless reviews
No matter how broke Sebastian was, he should have known the amazing job offer as a teacher for the odd, yet elite, Madame Red's Academy for Boys was too good to be true especially when his biggest obstacle is the school's allusive school idol, Ciel. Yaoi
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,777 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
That Butler, Hungover by Simply Hopeless reviews
Ciel had resigned himself to his arranged marriage with Elizabeth despite Sebastian, his best friend's, protest. But what butler and best man would he be if he didn't throw one hell of a bachelor party despite misplacing the groom Hangover style. Yaoi.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Darkness Falls by WoundedBlackWing reviews
AU–When the business situation getting bad, as the owner of DT Company, Sebastian makes a work contract with Ciel, the owner of Phantom Company. But soon their contract is no longer between businessmen,for Sebastian and Ciel have a secret of their own
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 138,856 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
When the Lights Go Down by Disgruntled Minion reviews
AU: When the lights fade in stardom, a star will fall to the ground. But it will be picked up and enveloped by the darkness, showing that there's more pleasure to be found in the shadows than in the spotlight. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,956 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Falling in the Rain by Eien.Ni reviews
Their song was a tune set to the rain, one that was filled with joy, sorrow, and struggles. But while the rain can bring pain, it can also ease the sting of the past and wipe away the slate to allow a new future.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 130,903 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
A Gentle Reminder by Disgruntled Minion reviews
Because in the end, marriage is just like a contract. And when bound to a demon, it's impossible to have two contracts at the same time. They are possessive creatures after all. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Butlers, Boys, Shinigami, Oh My! by Motaku1235 reviews
It starts out as the pure forbidden love that every yaoi fangirl dreams of, but when Sebastian's silent treatment and Claude's sadism go to far, to what lengths will Undertaker take to hide Alois and Ciel? Mostly Sebastian/Ciel. ON HAITUS POSSIBLY INDEFINITELY.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,722 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Hitches and Knots by Maiden of the Moon reviews
It's Sebastian and Ciel's wedding, and everyone is invited! ...everyone. -SebaCiel. Part of the "Bicentennial" universe.-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 86,465 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Possession, Obsession, and Maybe Love by Ebonlas reviews
It's been a year since Ciel and Sebastian left England. One day he hears the Queen's Watchdog is in London with his butler. Deciding to play a game with the new Ciel's soul for his audacity, they find that their feelings for each other might just be love.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,318 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Wii Ski With Ciel by reyrocks reviews
Ciel, Sebastian, Alois, and Claude are at Ski Roundtop for a vacation! Inspired by the Wii Ski and Snoaboard game for Wii Console. Crack fic! R&R! You'll love it! I DONT OWN KUROSHITSUJI!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Beware of naughty boys by the peach blossom reviews
Sequel to my story "A tale from hell": Ciel is all grown up now and he has had enough of being a cute, obedient kitten... Rated M for a reason, don't like don't read!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Night Before Xmas by TreasuredNightmare reviews
my kuro-fied parrody of the poem "The Night Before Christmas" tiz my way of saying Merry X-mas to you all! Disclaimer: the origional poem belongs to Clement Clarke Moore and Yana Toboso owns Kuroshitsuji.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
A boy in cat's clothing by the peach blossom reviews
Ciel wakes up as a kitten, and set off to search for Sebastian to undo the curse. But how can he make his demon butler understand who he is? And what's with all those cats, who seem to know Sebastian's little secrets?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,918 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 127 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
A Demon's Intentions reviews
Truly there is nothing more frightening than a demon guised as a human. Yet here stands a man too beautiful to be of this world.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sebastian M. - Complete