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Joined 03-05-10, id: 2279093, Profile Updated: 06-16-11

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I can't believe what I had up here before XD T'sup peeps, I have no idea why you're at my profile and reading this, but since you are Imma tell you a bit about myself. Basically, I come to ff whenever I get so absolutely bored that I have nothing else to do but read smut. To be honest, I can't really read much else, because people drag things out too much and it gets boring. This is the same thing with all the manga I read, so I'm not bashing on the weebs and beginning writers. I've only been able to read book-books that are thick, haha.

But anyway, I'm rambling. I tend to do that. SO. Yes, I like smut. But I like it good. I really dislike finding shitty fanfics up here that get "sugoi love this pairing~*~* please write more chapters desu =^_^= ~~*!" reviews, so most of the time, if I'm reviewing, it's to tell those authors that they have to better their grammar and write in a manner that is, I dunno, readable? Like, I don't mean you have to write it for stupid people, but actually, write LESS STUPID if this is possible. Any other time I write reviews is if I really liked the fic. This is rare, because as I said, I don't come here for that stuff, just smut.

So yes, you can't tell much about my interests because I systematically go through every series I like and most of that time I'm not logged in or am too lazy to log in, so I don't favourite much. Here's a little list of what I like: Bleach, Batman, Pokémon... yeah that's it. Most other mangas have totally lost their love from me because they got stupid/lame. Like Naruto. No seriously I used to love that before the whole series went batshit insane in the worst way possible. I still read the fics though. I read from everything I love/loved just so that I have something to do.

Watch me come back in a year and change this whole thing out of disgust in myself. Goddamn, I can't believe that I put up a list of my fetishes before. I was like in what, eighth grade...? Mannnn time flies.

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A Friendly Favor by Assassination reviews
Ikkaku came over to the World of the Living just to scout the place out for hollows. Keigo's family left to go visit a relative and left him behind. Too bad this didn't happen when Ikkaku didn't need to come over. -expect smut in this- Joint effort.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,742 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2010 - [Ikkaku M., Keigo A.] - Complete
Libraries by cold-crescent-moon reviews
This is what it's used for. Slash/Yaoi.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Francis, Timmy - Complete
The Consequences of Good Faith by Calistabelle reviews
Dumbledore's insane, Harry's pregnant, Snape's in love, Bellatrix isn't as mad, Voldy's handsome, Hermione doesn't like Ron and Neville thinks they're barking up the wrong tree. Written seriously, but not to be taken so. Warnings inside. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,381 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
bus boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 82 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
And Now, You're Mine by Spectregeneral reviews
One shot. EEEKK! I feel really bad about writing this one! I realize that this proly doesn't work chronologically at all, but it wouldn't get out of my head. How Capricorn broke Basta's spirit and turned him into the obedient little dog he is.
Inkheart - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Capricorn, Basta - Complete
Willy and the Erotic Chocolate Factory by shucker reviews
An explicit take on the famous Rold Dhal tale. Not for the faint-hearted.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Touched by IDOL HANDS reviews
Tasteful PWP. It’s more than what you think. SLASH, age flexible.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
“Pectus Pectoris Infractus” by SKC83 reviews
Charlie Bucket receives a visit from the last person on earth that he wanted to see on his wedding day . . . Willy Wonka. Warnings MM, minor, dark themes.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Complete