Hi I am the Dark Rose Queen.

My Age: more than 0.

Address: in a hole in: Queensland, Australia

Birthday: sometime within a year

Things I love: my friends, my family, twilight, maximum ride, NCIS, cold case, the Simpsons, bones, castle and 103 other things ( I counted them)

The Outsiders teach everyone something. This is what they taught me.

Ponyboy taught me that things are rough all over, and even though it may not seem like it, people deeply care about you.

Sodapop taught me that it's ok to be laid back sometimes.

Darry taught me to protect the ones I love.

Dally taught me that if you're tough, you won't get hurt.

Two-Bit taught me that it's ok to make a joke every once in a while.

Steve taught me that you should always stick by your best friends and that people WILL think you're weird if you do backflips off of cars.

And Johnny?

Johnny Cade told me to Stay Gold."

I added this to my page because it is soo true.

If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball?

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don't hate yourself in the morning- sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with!

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Toes arent needed for balance. They are just a helpful tool for finding items in the dark. Painfully.

I am the One

I am the one that you hit; the one that you scream at.; the one that day after day, you abuse.

I am the one who was told that I didn’t matter.

I am the one that will never reach my dreams because I do not have any other than to leave.

I am the one who sits alone in the corner because I have no where else to go.

I am the one who is wondering why no one else cares.

I am the one that is afraid to go to school and can’t make friends because no one talks to me.

I am the one wondering why my mommy won’t look at me and why my daddy is always angry.

I am the one who holds a cold blade to my skin, trying to make the pain stop.

I am the one who swallowed a bottle of pills to see if they would help.

I am the one who is laying on my bed, with the world slowly fading.

I am the one who couldn’t take it.

I am the one who killed myself.

I am the one you won’t miss, or even remember.

I am the one that you will be glad to be rid of.

I am no one anymore.

WORLDS BEST QUOTE!!!

Life is a bitch, because if it was a slut, it would be easy.