My avatar is MINE!!!! I made on dA, along with a few others. They're free to use, just ask ;D

my name is Rachel Cahill!

family branch:Madrigal

Old Pen Names: Blackstarfairyfiend

Remember

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

Most stupid people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Guns don't kill people. I do.

You think me having an imaginary friend is stupid? My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

I don't stab people with knifes, I stab them with straws.

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?"

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved problems?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Do you die?

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for considering Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

Post this on your profile if you've ever pushed a door that said pull.

Post this on your profile if you've ever pulled a door that said push.

Wicked Creed (book)

When ever it rains, I promise to remember Ephie

When ever I see animal abuse, I promise to remember Doctor Dillamon.

When ever I see someone with disablities, I promise to remember Nessarose.

When I see someone who's vaintity blinds them, I'll think of Galinda.

When I see someone who's changed for good through a death, I'll remember Glinda.

When I hear about cruel dictators, I'll curse the Wizard and his deeds.

When I see a bullying teacher, I'll remember Madme Morrible.

When I see two lovers risking everything for the other, I'll remember Fiyero and Elphaba.

When I hear children teasing another for differences, I'll remember Elphaba and her strength.

When I see two friends fighting, I'll remember Glinda and Elphaba...and how one argument can effect the rest of your life.

When I see a boy lovesick over a girl that'll never be his, I'll remember Boq.

When ever I se a monkey chattering, I'll remember how hard Elphaba worked to get Chistery to talk.

If you love Wicked, You'll think of this creed and post it in you profile.

39 Clues Creed.

When I'm at a funeral, I'll always wonder if the person who died was a cahill.

When I'm about to mke a choice that will change my life, I'll remember Mr. MacIntyre

When I hear about Hollywood, I'll think of all the Janus and what drama their doing now.

When I hear about waring contries, I'll remeber thoes silly little Lucians.

When ever there's an athletic event, I'll hope I won't face a Tomas.

When I study hard, I'll wish for the brain of an Ekaterina.

When I see famlies breaking up, and hurting eachother, I'll remember Olivia Cahill, and the pain she when through.

When I see people trying to pick up the peices and start over, I'll remember Madeleline.

When I hear a cat 'Mrrrp'-ing, I'll think of Saladin.

When I see crazy teenagers rocking out, I'll remember Nellie.

When I see eleven-year-old boys being boys, I'll remember Dan.

When I act crazy shy or stick my face in a book, I'll remeber Amy.

When I see a family of sport fanatics, I'll remember the Holts.

When I see people acting like spies, I'll remember Irina.

When I see a monkey, I'll remember the innocent Nikolai

When ever I hear a British accent, I'll think of Ian.

When I see a girl having tantrum, I'll think of Natalie.

When I stutter around boys I like, I'll remember Amy and Ian.

When I hear about acts of cruelty and murder, I'll shrudder and remember Isabel.

When I think about the world in general, I'll think about every other Cahill in the world who don't know who they are.

~If you love the 39 Clues as much as I do, repost this and add you name to the list.

The39thThroppDescending,~

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the
material used for the indestructible
black box?

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

"Love your enemies! It really ticks them off"

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"
Friends will ask you why you are crying but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still knows something's wrong.
A friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Friends will always be like "Well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "You will die in seven days."
Inside jokes + midnight calls + crazy nights = Best friends
A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call youone and act like one with you.
A best friend is a girl you can call in the middle of the night and say you killed someone and she would say "Where should we hide the body."
Best friends know that you're slow, stupid, and mess around yet they still don't care about being seen in public with you because they're idiots too.

Things to do while in Wal-mart

1. Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Touch an electrical cord and pretend that you are getting shocked.

20. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!"

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

25. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

26. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

27. Turn the pharmacy counter into a Charlie the Unicorn convention.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96
But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

If you have ever cried when a fictional character died, copy and paste this into your signature.

If you know that "pie", "cheese", and "llama" are so overused they aren't random anymore, unleash a pack of narwhals on your favorite cabbage garden

If you are someone who would live and die in a t-shirt, sneakers and jeans; copy this into your profile.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line.

I, The39thThroppDescending, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read,

regardless of the number of reviews,

its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution.

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

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~If you hate that little brat from Kansas and her dog, Dodo, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile!

~If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWAHAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Wicked Fans Only) WE HAZ ELPHABA!!!!!!! WE NEED NO OTHER REASON!!!!MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

- If you've ever seen Wicked live, copy and paste this in your profile.
- If you are Wicked, copy and paste this in your profile.
- The people in the world are black and white. If you would be the only green person in the world, copy this into your profile.
- If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
- If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy and paste this into your profile.

Imagine this!

Nessa, Boq, Galinda, Fiyero, and Elphaba are all sitting at a table at dinner.
Nessa looks at Boq.
Boq looks at Galinda.
Galinda looks at Fiyero.
Fiyero looks at Elphaba.
Elphaba looks at a book (and occasionally glances at Fiyero)
What we have here is a love pentagon!

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If you don't like songfics/oneshots/crossovers/multi chaps you prolly won't like the stuffs imma bee postin'! ;D

Plausible Future Stories: (Steal these ideas and I will end you!!!!)

1. Living with the Cobras:

You were just an ordinary, average all-American girl, when suddenly, POOF! Isabel Kabra shows up!!! And she's living with you!!!! And of course, she brought the devil spwan, Ian and Natalie. Rated T for lauguage. IanXYOU!!! Done for all Ian Fangurls.

3. When I ruled the World.

An Isabel-centric onshot. A timeline and relection of sorts. Rated T for older themes.

4. An Unusal IanxAmy Wedding.

It's been 10 years since the hunt, and Amy's getting married!!! But not to our favorite British boy...Will Ian have the guts to finally proclaim his feelings to Amy? Will she forgive him? Or will both their lives be left in unhappiness and wondering what could have been?

5. Sticks and Stones Won't Break His Bones.

No they won't, Elphaba made sure of that. But not matter what, names will always hurt him. Fiyero POV, takes place after 'No Good Deed'

I take FanFiction requests, PM me for more information~!!!!!

And to end the boring Profile, MWAH STORIEZ!!!!