Queen of the Insects

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Joined 08-24-04, id: 659348, Profile Updated: 09-29-08

Author has written 1 story for Kingdom Hearts.

Once upon a time, when I was little teenage girl, I thought I could write fanfiction.

However, I quickly discovered how very wrong I was. Many of you authors on this site could do the learn the same lesson.

Badfic is bad. So I deleted the Harry Potter ones.

I left up the stupid KH one because I'm fond of it.

I have some (LAME) stuff up at fictionpress.com. If you'd like to see it, my pen name is the exact same.

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Tides by lawfulidiot reviews

Riku stays, because a few mushrooms and a bottle of water with a raft won’t take him anywhere. Besides, with her at his side, he figures that everything is worth it in the end. [RikuKairi][Oneshot, post KH2]

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Riku, Kairi - Complete

Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews

Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete

SGA: Deadly Alliance by InjuredPelican reviews

The Deadly Alliance continues to tear the galaxy apart, while Riku has a taste of the darkside. Sora and Kairi must rush to save all they care about. The Super Team is ready, or are they

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,938 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Sora

The Diary of Kelly the Tactician by Fimbulvetr reviews

An infantile tactician writes her diary in faux-valley girl ramblings, loosely following the events of Fire Emblem. Not recommended for readers over the age of 12. Please note last update date before leaving reviews.

Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Complete

Caelin Anonymous by FootLeeismysexysensei reviews

Takes place in Caelin! Kent pulls a 72Hr. watch shift, Sain plans a Birthday party for his horse, Marcus goes hunting, AND the one and only League of Random Axefighers! Randomness and OOCness all around!

Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,456 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2004

The most peculiar roommate by attaasa reviews

completed Sora gets a roommate named Riku who turns out to be a very charming person. So charming, that he proceeds to charm the clothes right off of all of Sora's friends. But that's okay, because Sora doesn't know. Yet.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,915 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 4/2/2005

Letting Go by FootLeeismysexysensei reviews

Eliwood calls a certain tactician into his office to talk, but the real challenge lies in getting her to pay attention long enough to downsize her.

Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Complete

Harvest Moon: Jack's Troubled Life by Out of the Orange reviews

All about the troubling misadventures of our farming friend, Jack Harvest, a parody of a crapload of HM games.

Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005

Darkness by Porn Yesterday reviews

Future SLASH Darkness. Nothing. Empty. When the darkness comes to overwhelm you, you can do nothing to stop it. It sweeps through everything and all of your being, relentless in its wake. Drabbles.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 10/28/2004

Thirty Seconds by kimi no vanilla reviews

Severus Snape and a moment that will change everything. Book 6 spoilers.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete

This is my Happy Ending? by goodnight moonshine reviews

We saw the Disney Princesses in their prime, but what happened afterward? This collection of tales shows the main Disney Princesses as they start to age. The hardships of being queen are upon them as they struggle with marriage.

Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,871 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 1/5/2005

The Siren of Jezebel Isle by Foamy the Squirrel reviews

Revenge consumes Jasmine after the simulataneous deaths of her sisters, but can the aid of Captain Jack Sparrow and his motley crew show her that there is more to life than revenge and death? JSOC

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 5/29/2005

Death Or Something Like It by Foamy the Squirrel reviews

Brutalized by the one she trusted the most, Ginny has become the pariah of Wizarding society. This her story, her battle against a corrupt government that broke her spirit and was ultimately destroyed by the only ones who believed her.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,757 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.

Sibiling power by chocoholic freak reviews

This story is about Megumi and his powers. The thing is that in my story Megumi gets his powers really late, while in the manga he gets them at a younger age. Rated for safety. Please R&R! Enjoy!

Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005

Ring The Bells, The Witch Is Dead by attaasa reviews

-completed- skinny dipping in the school pool, shovels, spice gardens, dark stormy nights and zombies. Sora has asked Kairi out, but how does Riku feel about it? eventually RS

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,382 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Complete

The Travesty of my Life by Foamy the Squirrel reviews

Ripped away from love and life, she was thrust into the future as a helpless babe. Now that her memory has been returned, it is time for her to set right the wrongs.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,211 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B.

The Grape Vine by Foamy the Squirrel reviews

Lillia Grey, better known to the world as Death, has seen every kind of cruel mistreatment there is and the familiar tugging at her heart has led her to Hogwarts. The Final Battle is quickly approaching and so is the forbidden fruit she longs for.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,276 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Draco M.

Poems of Asylum by ashford2ashford reviews

New territory for me to come into! I've never wrote about this before! Hope you enjoy it!

American McGee's Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Complete

Views of a Sinner by David Carpenter reviews

This is the story of Alice retold in Homer Format (aka lines, poetry told in a story) I tried to catch the views of what are beloved alice might have felt on her way to Wonderland, and this is what I came up with, there are 78 lines in this story.

American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 10/22/2004

ATLANTIS by Foamy the Squirrel reviews

A Tale of Legends And Nightmares that were Truely Inspired by Sorcery. Hermione and her friends are swept away to a soon to be lost island and it is a race against Time themselves to save the the doomed isle... -COMPLETED-

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,419 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete

Blood in the Moonlight by Potter47 reviews

Brown eyes staring—hair cascading—black blood pouring—stained rope pulling—bare neck snapping—frail heart breaking. Winner of the Sink into Your Eyes Haunted House 2004 Challenge for Most ScaryHaunting.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,664 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.

One for the Band by Falaphesian reviews

Now complete! Sora would probably do anything Riku asked of him. But when his friend wants him to try out for the school's color guard, well, that's pushing things a little far. RikuSora and LeonCloud..eventually.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,105 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Riku, Sora - Complete

Class Dismissed by Maglen reviews

Two children battle against madness, waiting for Alice in the hope that she can heal their twisted wonderland. R&R please.

American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,177 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 4/12/2004

Blood of an Enemy by Foamy the Squirrel reviews

Hermione kills Voldemort at the end of Sixth year. Over the summer she is turned into a Vampyre. When she returns to school, friendless and alone, she finds out how cruel life really is. -COMPLETED-

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 140,844 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete

Hallowed Be Thy Name by The Mourner Ate Meh reviews

Confrontation between husband and wife isn't always pleasing. What the Red Queen really did to the King of Hearts.

American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2004

Once More, With Parody by Glam Rock Feather Boa reviews

This is a spoof of HermioneDraco stupidness. Bewere insaneness.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.

Famous Last Words by Queen of Zan reviews

OotP spoilers One-shot Sirius Black, as he fell through the veil, said something, his last words. Only Bellatrix could hear him, and she didn't care. What did Sirius say, what were his last words?

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete

Everyone's a Critic by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews

It's that time again: Fifth Year Career Advisory Meetings. Blaise Zabini isn't looking forward to his. Professor Snape's not looking forward to Blaise Zabini's, coincidentally. What does little Blaise want to be when he grows up?

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/14/2004

The Fellowship comes out of the closet by happy molecule reviews

I like Bing Lee!.......................................................................Everyone but Aragorn is gay.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2004

Society for Nutters Obsessed with Ginny by Potter47 reviews

A secret society has been founded within the halls of Hogwarts. What does it have to do with Ginny?

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.

If Elrond Got Drunk by peroxwhygen reviews

Ahem, too much ale, wine, mead, and other forms of alcohol for poor wittle Elrond.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Elrond

Elrond’s Reasons Choosing FellowshipNot List by MayetraWolfking reviews

The real reasons Elrond chose the members of the Fellowship. This is a story and not a list. It contains Foul Language, Implied Drug Use and Adult Situations.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Elrond

That Umbrella in the Water by Trojan Snail reviews

What if, instead of rescuing the boy in the water, Elizabeth saved the umbrella? Bloody parody. -Chap. 3 up-

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 8/3/2003

Pointlessly Random And Unrelated Title by cyropi reviews

Pointless And Unrelated Summary That Begs You To Review Simply Because Of The Delicious And Humorous HermioneDraco Goodness Inside. (DHr Parody)

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.

Of Faeries and Castles by Yukito-sama reviews

A collection of rewritten fairy tales. 3rd chapter: Rumpelstiltzkin

Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,762 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2003 - Published: 9/17/2002

Snow White and the 7 Horny Dwarfs by iamthameesh reviews

Snow White isn't as innocent as you think she is. Find out what she does.

Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2003

Lose Yourself by D-chan reviews

Sora/Kairi, Riku/Sora :: AU, yaoi, adult situations, blood, murder, character death, multiple freaky things :: It all started with a simple question - Have you ever killed? - but turned into something far worse... *COMPLETE*

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,933 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 5/27/2003 - Complete

Bottom of a Well by Micer reviews

Before Business Unfinished, just a little bit from the view of the Dormouse... pardon the lack of italics...

American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/25/2003

Hinge of Fate by Ramos reviews

Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,804 - Reviews: 2610 - Favs: 4,717 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete

Age Old Traditions by Maho Kiwi reviews

Riku x Sora New Year's Fluff

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2003

Pieces that Fall into place by Maho Kiwi reviews

When Sora's parents leave him in Riku's care for a week, how will Riku cope with wanting to tell Sora that he likes him? And how will Sora cope with already knowing?

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,694 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 12/24/2002

Lookit all the pretty paisley horses by Roxal reviews

You can only do that for so long before the inevitable insanity sets in. And damn was he insane. Warnings: Language. Insanity. Violence. Status: Complete. [RikuMickey]

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Riku, King Mickey - Complete

Little Miss Muffet by Lani Lenore reviews

A beautiful young girl everyone adore disappears without a trace. Where did she go? The retelling of Little Miss Muffet. This story is dark with wicked themes. R for descriptive death. Twisted Tale No. 5

Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2002 - Published: 4/19/2002 - Complete

Unfinished Business by Micer reviews

Odd bit of a title I know, but what if Alice had been defeated by the Hatter? Just my take on things, enjoy.

American McGee's Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2002

Trapped Inside Your Own Head by Daroga's Rainy Daae reviews

A strange take on my favorite fairy tale Peter Pan, and how children are manipulated to believe he was a real flying boy who never wanted to grow up...(NOT what I think it's really about - just some creative horror)

Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/29/2002

No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews

This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001