Pleasure to be here on Fanfiction.net for the first time, I am Koritoame

Name: N/A - Just call me Kori or Ame.

Age: N/A

Interests: Anime, Manga, Yaoi, Yuri, Roleplay, Original Character stories, Digimon, Pokémon, D. Gray-man, Get Backers, Alvin & the Chipmunks, AATC's humanized, Death Note, Elfen Lied, Naruto, YGOTAS, Linkin Park, Sum 41, Three Days Grace, P!nk, Paramore and some more interests that I don't really have time to describe.

My Favourite Quote: "Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings." - John F. Kennedy

My Favourite Lyric: 'I see pain, I see need, I see liars and thieves... abuse power with greed. I had hope, I believed... but I'm beginning to think that I've been decieved." - Linkin Park; No more sorrow.

I don't have much to put here so I'll do this:

List Twelve of your favorite characters, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Christophe!

2. Kenny

3. Stan

4. Gregory

5. Craig

6. Tweek

7. Damien

8. Pip

9. Butters

10. Bradley

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I'd tie him to my bed and cling to him, literally. I wouldn't let him out of my sight!

Number 2 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

We'd probably blink a little, I'd call him a pervert and cover up before hugging him anyways.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

I would slap him, tell him Butters isn't the one for him and not talk to him until he got his facts right.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Flip him off but eat it, even if it sucked.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Watch him, he'd probably be twitching aswell. I'd also hope for Craig to just come and rape him at that moment in time.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

I would nod and say: "I knew I was related to the Devil somehow."

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Visit him everyday, Pip is just so nice and deserves lots of friends.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Be very upset with him, Butters isn't that mean... okay he's a little mean in his alter ego Professor Chaos but still.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Help him win over Butters!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Beat the living shit out of them both, with his shovel of doom!

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Carry me to the hospital. *drool* Yep...

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Himself wrapped up in bandages and chains, hehe.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Probably help me out but argue with me the entire way because of my stubbornness.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Flip me off. Yep.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

Probably a long drawn out arguement in French but I'd just say I'm joking and have a little "session" with my favourite Frenchman.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

He'd go and burn them for me. Burn, burn! There's fire everywhere!

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Using his Cuteness Moe no Jutsu!

You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?

Probably mutter something under his breath while biting his thumb.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Causehe'sthemostawesomesthottestsexiestlustfulmecernaryandI'dturncompletelystraightifeveryguywaslikehim! Damn I want Christophe now! Gimme my 'Tophe!

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Listen to him but frown, Butters belongs with Bradley. Encourage him to get over it and that there's more in the sea!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her/his family. Would you get along?

Sure, I'd push my immaturity aside but still have a sense of humour, I'd also warn Shelley that if she hurts Stan again I'll yank out her braces and shove it through her ears and brain.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

They should do!

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Woah Tweek, just go out with Craig and have at it with him, seriously.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Fuck you Damien, it's a haircut, get over it!

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

"Pip, your a nice lad an' all but you have to act brave every once in a while but don't worry - I think I know a certain Devil that may be interested."

Number 1 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

I'd squeal. I'd fangirl. I'd reply for him to come over. I'd talk about it. I'd ask him to do me a favour before we make it official. And that would be to fuck Kenny and Gregory for me. Then I'd consider him. Then bondage would happen in my attic. I am a sick bitch but I can't help it. ;_;

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

C-Christophe...?! AND BRADLEY?! HE MUST BE DRUNK!

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

Sigh with drunken happiness then have a Tweek-like spasm before dragging them both out and yelling insanely saying they belong to a certain Mercenary and a certain blond.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Unfortunately. No. Though it'd be sort of hot.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Gregory would have a worried conversation about how he feels towards Christophe but since his parents are Catholic he doesn't know what to do, Bradley would try to give him advice but accidently kiss Gregory out of need for Butters. He'd frantically apologize and go find Butters leaving poor Gregory alone who is then jumped by Christophe and [CENSORED]

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Craig and Christophe would go behind the school to skip, Christophe been bad-ass smoking and Craig have a conversation with him out of boredom, probably badmouthing Cartman.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Tweek would make Mocha or Latte's and Stan would make any old stuff as long as it was in date.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Um, evil villians - hehe... yeah I suck but still Damien and Professor Chaos much?!

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Butters would probably do quite a good job so I'm okay with it.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Butters would do a cute drawing of Tweek and Craig, Tweek would be blushing furiously saying it's too much pressure.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

About how they're gonna fuck next!

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Bradley would nervously ask Christophe to apologize but would be hit with a shovel not too hard, with a grunt as his only response from Chris.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Butters would gasp thinking he means him but Kenny would explain he meant to send it to Stan. Yes, I'm a Stenny fan!

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Tweek would hit his head doing something and Craig would kiss it better.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

He'd flip me off, I'd respond the same but invite him in anyway.

7 won the lottery?

Give it to Kenny, in exchange for not telling his father about his relationship with Heaven's Angel Pip. =3

8 had quite a big secret?

Pip... your in love with Damien, we all know!

9 became a singer?

Awww, he'd be good for doing songs like 'What what in the butt' and other gay songs, but he'd make a good children songs singer.

10 got a daughter?

HOLY SHIT! I thought Butters would be the one to get pregnant in M-Preg!

What would 1 think of 2?

Christophe: Uhn... He's not bad-looking for a faggot iz he? *Seduces Kenny and fucks him then smokes as Kenny jerks off in front of him*

How would 3 greet 9?

Stan: Hey Butters, how you?

What would 4 envy about 5?

His great seductive power, which is nearly as strong as Kenny's!

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Creekness, duh but I can sort of seem his having dreams of Tweek and Thomas getting it on too.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Because Pip had a girlfriend at one point.

Where would 8 meet 9?

Heaven, there such sweet souls!

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

That he didn't know what he meant by 'Like-like'

What would make 10 scared of 1?

His hotness. His hotness. His shovel. His killing abilities... did I mention his hotness?

Is 3 Gay?

Yes and No. I'd say he's more bisexual if anything. He goes out with Wendy, and has a secret relationship with Kenny then one day when Wendy and Him are fucking he accidently screams out Kenny's name hehe.