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Joined 05-01-10, id: 2347493, Profile Updated: 11-13-11

Name: Jai

Gender: Female

Age: 13 Finally!

What I Love: Music. Music keeps me sane, if my little sister's bothering me, it just blocks her voice out. Reading. I just do it for fun, no studying necessary (I think of studying as cheating, but with a teacher's permission.) Most sports, except lacrosse, any type of hockey, and cheerleading. I love drawing, animation, and graphic design. Videogames are my everything, but I'm usually outside or hangin' with friends.

Favorite Bands: Linkin Park, Coldplay, Disturbed, Skillet, Push play, Three Days Grace, Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, All-American Rejects, Eminem, Black El and Durkin, Brokencyde, Boys Like Girls, Black Label Society, Cartel, Counting Crowes, Gorillaz, Gym Class Heroes, Tokio Hotel, Green Day, Journey, Micheal Jackson, AC/DC, Guns N' Roses.

Songs: Ima Monster By Blood On The Dance Floor, I'm Awesome By Spose, Tell Me Why and Ego You By Declan Galbraith, Uprising By Muse, Nine In The Afternoon By Panic! At The Disco, If Today Was Your Last Day By Nickelback, September By Daughtry, Cooler Than Me By Mike Posner, Midnight Romeo and Starlight Addiction By Push Play, Beautiful World By Coldplay, 1993 By Neon Trees, Clint Eastwood By Gorillaz, Misery By Maroon, Crawl By Chris Brown, and Juicy By Notorius B.I.G.

Movies: The Goofy Movies (I like all Disney Movies that came before Wizards of Waverly Place and Hannah Montana.) Avatar, Dude Where's My Car?, Bubble Boy, Meet The Spartans, Dance Flick, All The 'Scary Movies'

Top 10 Cartoons:

1. Teen Titans

2. Pokemon

3. Bakugan

4. Ed Edd N Eddy

5. Adventure Finn and Jake

6. Mad

7. Robot Chicken

8. Boondocks

9. Family Guy

10. American Dad

I Support...

BBxRae- Teen Titans (You gotta love the whole love/hate thing.)

RobxStar- Teen Titans (They seem to balance each other out. Seriousness Vs. Uh...Starfireness.)

I Don't Support...

BBxTerra- Teen Titans (Ugh! This just makes me mad. I mean she betrayed him, made him believe she was dead for a little bit, then she forgets everything. I mean I like Terra it's just she can be so...Ugh!)

RobxRae- Teen Titans (Brother-Sister Relationship)

CyborgxRae- Teen Titans (Same as before Brother-Sister thing)

Favorite Teen Titans Quotes:

Terra: [to Raven, after an earthquake] Are you gonna give me that look every time there's an earthquake?

Beast Boy: Who wants tofu waffles?
Cyborg: Man, *no one* wants tofu waffles.

Aqualad: Fish tacos? What were you thinking? I'm from the ocean! These were probably friends of mine!
Speedy: You said get lunch and I got lunch. Chow down!

[after Raven laughs and leaves the roof of Titan Tower]
Starfire: Many of your Earth ways are still strange to me, but that was... just plain freaky, correct?

Slade: Who knows... I could become like a father to you.
Robin: I already have a father.
[Bats fly off and Batman music plays]

Blackfire: How do I look?
Robin: ... pink.

Cyborg: You're the nasty egg people who stole all my waffles!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. (This comes in handy during embarrassing situations.
You love jeans. (Well, that's dumb of course)
Dogs are better than cats. (I love all animals equally!)
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Nooo Duh!!)
You've played with/against boys on a team.(Gym Class!)
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box. (Yuppers.)
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (I didn't own any, but my cousin did.)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (Gave DS to my sister and PS2 to my cousins. )
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (Loved the red and yellow one.
You watch sports on TV. (Only when the family throws Super Bowl Party.)
You love video games. (Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, and more.)
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule! (YES!)
Gory movies are cool. (That's arguable.)
You go to your dad for advice.(No. -_-)
You own like a trillion baseball caps. (Yankees)
You like going to high school football games. (Occasionally, but it's loud and my schools team suxx!)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (College football and baseball, mostly Penn State.)
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Black , blue, green, and red)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Who doesn't?)
Sports are fun. (Soccer, Softball, and Basketball.)
Talk with food in your mouth
Sleep with your socks on at night. (It gets cold.)

Total: 21 (Now what?)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice(Not Often, but once in a while.)
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall. (Yup.)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Chubaka!)
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (Yup.)
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (it was a phase.)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it. (Well, yesh! They'll have a hard time living it down.)
Like being the star of every thing. (Only when I don't feel like being left alone.)

Total:13

List 12 Teen Titans characters!

1.Mas n Menos

2.Raven

3.Robin

4.Speedy

5.Beast Boy

6.Slade

7.Bumble Bee

8.Jinx

9.Terra

10.Aqualad

11.Cyborg

12.Starfire

1) Have you ever read a 8/11 fanfic before?

Nope and I never will.

2) Do you think 9 is hot? How hot?

Terra? No...not really.

3) What would happen if 12 got 6 pregnant?

If Starfire got Slade pregnant. Robin would be pissed!

4) Do you recall any fics about 3?

Yeah, but I don't really read them.

5) would 7 and 10 make a good couple?

Bugs and Water don't really mix. So no, but I'd love to see what Cy would do.

6) 5/9 or 5/10?

Beast Boy/ Terra or Beast Boy/Aqualad. I'd have to say Beast Boy/ Aqualad. I mean I always had a hunch Aqua was gay and Terra was working with Slade.

7) What would happen if 7 walked in on 8 and 1 kissing?

Bumblebee would be all WTF and then tell Kid Flash what she saw.

8) Make a summary for a 4/10 fic.

Speedy has a secret that Aqualad wants to know, but Speedy won't tell. Aqualad then takes matters into his own hands and snoops around for the answer. What will he find? And what will Speedy think about Aqualad's noseyness? Well, there it is. It sucks I know.

9) Is there any such thing as 1/11 fluff?

I'd certainly hope not! That's just weird.

10) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.

Maybe...umm..."How to Console a Lonely Star"

11) If you wrote a song fic about 5, which song would you choose?

The Animal by Disturbed, but instead of turning into a werewolf under the full moon...he turns into the Beast when he's pissed.

12) If you wrote a 3/6/11 fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Titans have an intervention with Slade. Lots of perverted content. This was all I came up with.

13) When was the last time you read a fic about 10?

I don't think I've ever read a story about Aqualad.

14 "1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 5. 1 broken-hearted, kisses 11 and has a brief unhappy affair with 7, then follows the wise advice of 2 and finds true love with 8"

“Mas n Menos and Terra are in a happy relationship, until Terra runs off with Beast Boy. Mas n Menos, broken-hearted, kisses Cyborg and has a brief, unhappy affair with Bumblebee, then follows the advice of Raven and finds true love with Jinx.”

What title would you give this fic?

This is Why Teen Titans Shouldn't Have Relationships.

15) How would you feel if 7/8 was a canon?

I don't know how to put this...but I don't think Jinx/Bumblebee would actually work out. It's just like Kid Flash and Jinx, but the same gender.

16) Does any of your favourite authors write about 11?

Nope

17)What might be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?

“How 'bout we change it up a little and you sweep me off my feet." (I honestly don't think that's a very smart thing for Aqualad to say.)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"Ya'll are burnin' up. I'll get ya a blanket." Diana said. (Spidey Legs Lana Book 2 Black Widow by Tessa LaRock

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Nothing

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Sonny With A Chance

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

6:48 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:50 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Fish Hooks

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Today went to pick my sister up from the bus stop.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Someone's profile

9. What are you wearing?

PSU hoodie, Aero Jeans, plain white thermal, and sneakers

10. Did you dream last night?

Yup!

11. When did you last laugh?

Just now! XD

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Justin Bieber poster, No Boys Allowed sign, and flowers. P.S., I share a room with my sister.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

No meaness intended, but one of the window washer's at my school looks like a lizard.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It has too many questions.

15. What is the last film you saw?

While you were sleeping.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

CANDY!!! Oh... and videogames, a bigger laptop, and I'd probably help pay off my mom's student loans.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I like apples.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

The fast food industry. They guarantee fast food, but it takes forever.

19. Do you like to dance?

Sho nuff.

20. George Bush:

Me: You like hurricanes don't you?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Ash or Lina

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Rian, Stanley, or Tyler

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Probably, but I couldn't handle the mosquitoes.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?

"So...how was life?


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Calls your parents "Mrs." and "Mr."
BEST FRIENDS: Calls your parents Mom and Dad

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! Don't waste good alchohal!

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!


101 ways to annoy people

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWIN G-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

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15 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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