Name: Jai Gender: Female Age: 13 Finally! What I Love: Music. Music keeps me sane, if my little sister's bothering me, it just blocks her voice out. Reading. I just do it for fun, no studying necessary (I think of studying as cheating, but with a teacher's permission.) Most sports, except lacrosse, any type of hockey, and cheerleading. I love drawing, animation, and graphic design. Videogames are my everything, but I'm usually outside or hangin' with friends. Favorite Bands: Linkin Park, Coldplay, Disturbed, Skillet, Push play, Three Days Grace, Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, All-American Rejects, Eminem, Black El and Durkin, Brokencyde, Boys Like Girls, Black Label Society, Cartel, Counting Crowes, Gorillaz, Gym Class Heroes, Tokio Hotel, Green Day, Journey, Micheal Jackson, AC/DC, Guns N' Roses. Songs: Ima Monster By Blood On The Dance Floor, I'm Awesome By Spose, Tell Me Why and Ego You By Declan Galbraith, Uprising By Muse, Nine In The Afternoon By Panic! At The Disco, If Today Was Your Last Day By Nickelback, September By Daughtry, Cooler Than Me By Mike Posner, Midnight Romeo and Starlight Addiction By Push Play, Beautiful World By Coldplay, 1993 By Neon Trees, Clint Eastwood By Gorillaz, Misery By Maroon, Crawl By Chris Brown, and Juicy By Notorius B.I.G. Movies: The Goofy Movies (I like all Disney Movies that came before Wizards of Waverly Place and Hannah Montana.) Avatar, Dude Where's My Car?, Bubble Boy, Meet The Spartans, Dance Flick, All The 'Scary Movies' Top 10 Cartoons: 1. Teen Titans 2. Pokemon 3. Bakugan 4. Ed Edd N Eddy 5. Adventure Finn and Jake 6. Mad 7. Robot Chicken 8. Boondocks 9. Family Guy 10. American Dad I Support... BBxRae- Teen Titans (You gotta love the whole love/hate thing.) RobxStar- Teen Titans (They seem to balance each other out. Seriousness Vs. Uh...Starfireness.) I Don't Support... BBxTerra- Teen Titans (Ugh! This just makes me mad. I mean she betrayed him, made him believe she was dead for a little bit, then she forgets everything. I mean I like Terra it's just she can be so...Ugh!) RobxRae- Teen Titans (Brother-Sister Relationship) CyborgxRae- Teen Titans (Same as before Brother-Sister thing) Favorite Teen Titans Quotes: Terra: [to Raven, after an earthquake] Are you gonna give me that look every time there's an earthquake? Beast Boy: Who wants tofu waffles? Aqualad: Fish tacos? What were you thinking? I'm from the ocean! These were probably friends of mine! [after Raven laughs and leaves the roof of Titan Tower] Slade: Who knows... I could become like a father to you. Blackfire: How do I look? Cyborg: You're the nasty egg people who stole all my waffles! YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. (This comes in handy during embarrassing situations. Total: 21 (Now what?) YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. Total:13 List 12 Teen Titans characters! 1.Mas n Menos 2.Raven 3.Robin 4.Speedy 5.Beast Boy 6.Slade 7.Bumble Bee 8.Jinx 9.Terra 10.Aqualad 11.Cyborg 12.Starfire 1) Have you ever read a 8/11 fanfic before? Nope and I never will. 2) Do you think 9 is hot? How hot? Terra? No...not really. 3) What would happen if 12 got 6 pregnant? If Starfire got Slade pregnant. Robin would be pissed! 4) Do you recall any fics about 3? Yeah, but I don't really read them. 5) would 7 and 10 make a good couple? Bugs and Water don't really mix. So no, but I'd love to see what Cy would do. 6) 5/9 or 5/10? Beast Boy/ Terra or Beast Boy/Aqualad. I'd have to say Beast Boy/ Aqualad. I mean I always had a hunch Aqua was gay and Terra was working with Slade. 7) What would happen if 7 walked in on 8 and 1 kissing? Bumblebee would be all WTF and then tell Kid Flash what she saw. 8) Make a summary for a 4/10 fic. Speedy has a secret that Aqualad wants to know, but Speedy won't tell. Aqualad then takes matters into his own hands and snoops around for the answer. What will he find? And what will Speedy think about Aqualad's noseyness? Well, there it is. It sucks I know. 9) Is there any such thing as 1/11 fluff? I'd certainly hope not! That's just weird. 10) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. Maybe...umm..."How to Console a Lonely Star" 11) If you wrote a song fic about 5, which song would you choose? The Animal by Disturbed, but instead of turning into a werewolf under the full moon...he turns into the Beast when he's pissed. 12) If you wrote a 3/6/11 fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Titans have an intervention with Slade. Lots of perverted content. This was all I came up with. 13) When was the last time you read a fic about 10? I don't think I've ever read a story about Aqualad. 14 "1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 5. 1 broken-hearted, kisses 11 and has a brief unhappy affair with 7, then follows the wise advice of 2 and finds true love with 8" “Mas n Menos and Terra are in a happy relationship, until Terra runs off with Beast Boy. Mas n Menos, broken-hearted, kisses Cyborg and has a brief, unhappy affair with Bumblebee, then follows the advice of Raven and finds true love with Jinx.” What title would you give this fic? This is Why Teen Titans Shouldn't Have Relationships. 15) How would you feel if 7/8 was a canon? I don't know how to put this...but I don't think Jinx/Bumblebee would actually work out. It's just like Kid Flash and Jinx, but the same gender. 16) Does any of your favourite authors write about 11? Nope 17)What might be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2? “How 'bout we change it up a little and you sweep me off my feet." (I honestly don't think that's a very smart thing for Aqualad to say.) 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. "Ya'll are burnin' up. I'll get ya a blanket." Diana said. (Spidey Legs Lana Book 2 Black Widow by Tessa LaRock 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? Nothing 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Sonny With A Chance 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 6:48 pm 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 6:50 pm 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Fish Hooks 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Today went to pick my sister up from the bus stop. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Someone's profile 9. What are you wearing? PSU hoodie, Aero Jeans, plain white thermal, and sneakers 10. Did you dream last night? Yup! 11. When did you last laugh? Just now! XD 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Justin Bieber poster, No Boys Allowed sign, and flowers. P.S., I share a room with my sister. 13. Seen anything weird lately? No meaness intended, but one of the window washer's at my school looks like a lizard. 14. What do you think of this quiz? It has too many questions. 15. What is the last film you saw? While you were sleeping. 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? CANDY!!! Oh... and videogames, a bigger laptop, and I'd probably help pay off my mom's student loans. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I like apples. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? The fast food industry. They guarantee fast food, but it takes forever. 19. Do you like to dance? Sho nuff. 20. George Bush: Me: You like hurricanes don't you? 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Ash or Lina 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Rian, Stanley, or Tyler 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Probably, but I couldn't handle the mosquitoes. 24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"? "So...how was life? I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Calls your parents "Mrs." and "Mr." FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain. FRIENDS: Will help you move. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this. 101 ways to annoy people 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." 17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." 18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace". 19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." 20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol. 21. Practice making fax and modem noises. 22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss. 23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person." 26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy." 27. Wear a special hip holster for your 28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment. 29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice. 32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 34. Drum on every available surface. 35. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates. 37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings. 38. Sew anti-theft detector strips 39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places. 40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. 41. Set alarms for random times. 42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon. 43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving. 44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise. 45. Honk and wave to strangers. 46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange. 47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies. 49. Wear your pants backwards. 50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. 51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!" 52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. 53. only type in lowercase. 54. dont use any punctuation either 55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 56. Pay for your dinner with pennies. 57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes. 58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question. 59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps. 60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories. 61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now." 62. Light road flares on a birthday cake. 63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley. 64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency. 65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador." 66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. 67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained. 68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One." 69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read. 71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it. 72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat. 73. Drive half a block. 74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination. 75. Ask people what gender they are. 76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back. 77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl. 78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes". 79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song. 80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet. 81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. 82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September. 83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a." 84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed. 86. Wear a LOT of cologne. 87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing." 88. Sing along at the opera. 89. Mow your lawn with scissors. 90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWIN G-batter!" 91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend." 92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something 94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture." 95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. 96. Never make eye contact. 97. Never break eye contact. 98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn. 99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results. 100. Make appointments for the 31st of September. 101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.See More If you're awesome, copy and paste this into your profile. 15 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... -Do you ever get that feeling where you think someone's watching you? Well, I just got that feeling, except I know someone's watching me.- |