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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

I write. For myself. I have no patience with authors who beg for reviews or who don't respect their readers enough to give some care to their writing.

I leave scathing reviews. Deal with it. Fix your grammar, your spelling, and then I won't have a problem with you. If you're good, I'll let you know. Good authors make me happy, and I'm all too pleased to let them know it.

It is an unfortunate fact that there are many unfortunate summaries out there. The Archives of Uric owes its existence to mctabby's summary executions. Each chapter will be a stand-alone story, and it shall be updated whenever I feel particularly inspired by a summary execution. The basic premise is actually quite simple: there are some very unfortunate summaries out there, summaries oft concluded with 'better than it sounds' (Well, no, not really, but only if there's no place to go but up.). Each story contained within the Archives has been inspired by a bad summary. I have no idea what the authors' stories are; I don't even know who the authors are. I simply know their summaries and write a short-story based on that summary.

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Fool if you think it's over by enahma reviews
Harry flees to the muggle world. The war is not over, so Snape is sent after him. It's a non-slash story of love, hatred, fear, pain and betrayal. Can there be a happy ending? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,731 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Taking life in your own hands by Star Polaris reviews
What happens when Harry decides to do things his way?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,236 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
S is for Slytherin by Draegyn reviews
Professor Potter's second history lesson: Gryffindor was a perv and Slytherin wasn't much better. The third history lesson: don't mess with the Master. Class dismissed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,771 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
H is for Helga by Draegyn reviews
Professor Potter's first history lesson: the books are wrong and Hermione is going to be remembered as the dumbest best friend in history.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 211 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Web of Lies by Star Polaris reviews
After GoF Harry is feeling depressed, seeing how the Dursley are treating him, Dumbledore decides to take him in. To which lengts will the headmaster go to insure their safety?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 66,718 - Reviews: 2174 - Favs: 2,502 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Penitent Man by Ariana Deralte reviews
Severus Snape confesses he is a Death Eater to Dumbledore. A parody:)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2002 - Severus S., Albus D.
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 333 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
The Archives of Uric reviews
It is an unfortunate fact that there are many unfortunate summaries out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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