Author has written 1 story for Inuyasha. Hi everyone! I'm Naomi Tanaga! I am just a struggling little 9th grader who is insane about the show, Inuyasha, by the one-of-a-kind genius, Rumiko Takahashi. Ahem. Just to let everyone know now, I DESPISE kikyou. Burn kikyou! I don't really care for Kouga either...so...yeah. And Hojo's...just...too dang happy...and wierd...and clueless. -shudders- STATS. yay! Name: Naomi Tanaga Age: w00t! I had a birthday! I'm 15 now! Height: 5' 6 1/2" Weight: None of your business. ¬_¬ Birthday: April 12 Fav food: POOOOOCKYYYYY! I have some taped to my wall in mah rooooom. Still in the box, of course.. Fav color: SILVER Siblings: 3 brothers, 1 sister. I'm the oldest. Occupation: student/unpaid babysitter Things I love: Inuyasha, romance stories, my computer, working with HTML, reading, writing, drawing, chatting on the phone, playing volleyball, long walks on the beach (Just Kidding!), ramen, my room, chinese food, pie, strawberries, ...aw crap. I forget his name...the little loincloth thing from LOTR. he's adorable, the meowing boy from the Grudge (he's so adora-cute! How can you not love him!), Wallace and Gromit, penguins, thunderstorms, Halo 1 and2, Kingdom Hearts (haven't played the 2nd one yet), nearly all kinds of music, Scary movies 3 and 4, Little Bear (you know! He used to be on Nick Jr. I think... I've always loved him. w ), spiders, snakes, Hot Topic, Burger King, Rock Lee, Kakashi, pocky, paintchat, my friends...I guess (uh...heheh Just kidding...Don't hurt me!), sharp objects, Puzzle Pirates, tape... Things I hate: Homework, Kikyou, Kouga, Jell-O, tea, My Neighbor Totoro, Mr Rogers, Noggin, Sonic the Hedgehog, theives of any sort (ie. art theives, story theives, plot theives, regular on-the-street theives, et cetera), Telletubbies, Boobahs, geometry, the fact that I can not beat the Legendary level on Halo, roaches, babysitting but not getting paid, shoe shopping, clothes shopping, McDonalds, Sasu-GAY (sasuke), chores...CHORES...CHOOOOOOOORES, bills, credit cards, and a bunch of other crap. Things I've never done: Not laugh at the stupidity of people in scary movies, danced in front of a crowd, driven alone...or on a real road...or in anything other than a mini-van, had coffee, skateboarded, surfboarded, played golf, lost at Scrabble, played chess, gone to Disney World, had more than $60 at a time at the mall, watched E.T., liked high heels, lived off of some military base--though that'll change rather soon, had an older sibling, and a bunch of other stuffs... My Thoughts on Couples (Yeah, they're all inuyasha pairings because that's basically all I read...unless my friends make me do otherwise...You KNOW who you are...There's no need to mention names, is there BREEANN? Or what do you think LASHAWN?I know ELIZABETH wouldn't do such a thing. _ ;;) Inu/Kag- Yay! Mir/San- Not so big on them, but okay. Shippou/Rin- eh, it's cute I guess. Sess/Kag- No. No. No. No. Sess/Kagura- eh, It's grown on me Sess/Kik-What the hell? eww Rin/ Kohaku- I don't care aboutKohaku. So, whatever. Nar/Kik-Togetherforever!...in hell. How, err, romantic...-gag- Nar/Kag-How the heck do you write something like this! No! Nar/Kagura- Um, NO! Kagura came FROM Naraku! He's like hermom-dad-thing. That's disturbing... Jaken/ANYONE- ...-shudders- ewwwwwwwwwww! Wait...for that matter, Kikyou/ANYONE- no!Creepy witch. Go to hell!...ALONE! Shichinintai/ Anyone- noooooo Mary-sue (or Marty-stu)/anyone- DAMN YOU SUES! Fanfic Pet Peeves (Yeah, I'm a hypocrite. Get over it.): Mary-sues/ Mary-bobs Self-Inserts Dialogue typed all crammed together in one gynormous paragraph. Super-Awkward pairings (Ex: Hojo/Kirara -twitch-) Really long, wonderful stories with crappy endings When everyone can suddenly come into Kagome's time. The misspelling of main character's names. etc... Quotes that I felt the need to remember long enough to post here: (on phone) "GET IN THE HALLWAY!" "What?" "GET IN THE HALLWAY! THERE'S 3 TORNADOS IN YOUR COUNTY!...AND GET OFF THE PHONE!" "Huh? I can barely hear you. The tornado sirens are too damn loud..." - Me and my cousin, Mr. NGI "I am not A bitch, I am THE bitch, and it's MS. Bitch to you!" - T-shirt I want but can't have (while babysitting 6 boys after watching South Park--episode where Kenny dies because of a tampon) -all turn to look at me- "What?" --simultaneously--"Uh, what's a 'tam-pon'" "O_O! ...go ask grandma..." "Ok!"-run off to ask- "Oops..." "Ow. Dying hurts..." - Zoro-sama "WHAT THE HOLY JESUS CRABS?" -my biology teacher -is smacked- "OW! Quit hitting me, hag! AHHHH! RAPE! ABUSE! -" "MARDI GRAS!" - me and my-oh-so-smart friend, LaShawn "Sissie, the 'smokey awarm'going off again." -sigh-"TellDad that you can't bake a potato in the fricken toaster."- Me and my 4 year old brother "Awww! Reading this story makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!" "And you're sure you didn't eat a squirrel today?" "Shut up, you rabbit licker!" "Actually rabbits are-" "LALALA! CAN'T HEAR YA THERE, PAL!" -Me and Robbalina "YOU FELL ASLEEP WATCHING HARRY POTTER!" "I heard them talk about a porky smelling boot..." "PORT-KEY! The boot was a port-tuh key-uh. NOT 'porky'!" "Hmm...wanna see a picture of me I got ?" "...No..." o_O "Too bad. Look!" -whips out picture- "Awww, you're so cute! But you look kinda half dead..." ; "I was! I was! I was drunk as a skunk!" -laughs- "Wtf...you gaywad." (It's used as an endearment term here. Lol) "Aww, don't worry. I'll stay a little bi. Just for you." -hug- "Ewww! Hugs!! Get it offfff!" -attempted flailage- -random teacher walks by- "NO PDA HERE!" -mutters- "Keep it in your own damn bedrooms" Simultaneous "Eh???" "OH MY GOD!" I THINK I JUST HIT THAT CHICK IN THE BALLS!" "Would you like to try some of our new chocolate-free chocolate milk?" I'm wierd huh? Yeah, I know. WEEEEEEEE --Ranting. Meh...most of this is related to my stories somehow...-- 2 December 2006 Okay...I've pretty much COMPLETELY changed the way that I wanted to go with Inevitable, but while I was creating this new path, a big fat AUTHOR'S BLOCK tree grew smack in the middle of it.Until I get a Chainsaw of Creativity or a box of Inspiration Matches, that tree's gonna stay stuck there for quiteeee a while. So, yeah. That Which Binds Us Together is going over a wee bit more editing with the plot, and I have to rearrange chapter one. It'll be up soon~. Riceballs, I've gotten lazy on. xP Dunno when it'll be up. Maybe I'll be super inspired to update everything reaaaaally fast if I get like...a bazillion more reviews on Inevitable... :D Ok...maybe not a bazillion but like...ten more:3 Puh-leeze? I'm don't want to become a review whore, but good reviews taste so yummy and make me feel all bubbly inside. :D Oh yeah, before I forget, if you hadn't noticed, my e-mail is now enabled, so you can rant at me and/or give me some advice...encouragement...strawberry soda...etc. Well, that's all I can think of at the moment. I'll add later on if I forgot something, but until then... Ta, lovelies! 30 May 2006 Ok. I lied again. First of all, I want to say that I'm sorry. Now for the explainations. I had to go to the hospital again. . Evil vampires...stealing all my blood... Then there's the whole moving thing...while moving that means I have no internet which obviously means that I could not update. While I'm typing this, I'm in Waco, Texas (for good this time) in the hotel next to the one I was in last time. I guess I could update what I have of the 12th chapter...but I don't have it all. It's saved on my computer's harddrive which is somewhere on some moving truck. Joy. Should I upload it? If you think so, please PM or e-mail me. EDIT Nevermind. I uploaded it anyway. I'll move the action to chapter 13. 03 May 2006 First of all, I want to say I'm sorry. I lied. I know I said that I would have the twelfth chapter of Inevitable and the first chapter of That Which Binds Us Together up by the 25th of April, but I had to go to the hospital--again. I've said before that I have PCOS, right? Well, if I didn't, you know now. What is it you ask? Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. Wtf does that mean? Google it. Anyway, something happened--not quite sure what yet--and uh...I was just blah. Apparentally, I also havesome other thing that is related to PCOS which caused my legs and feet ...and toes to swell. Not just normal swelling, but "Holy shit! That chick has no ankles, and she's gonna pop!" swelling. Which meant that I couldn't walk. It's not painful, persay. Just very freaking annoying. Thishappened before a while ago. I think it was the reason for the late update of another chapter. Anywhooooo, I'll finish up Riceballs when I get home from school (I'm in class right now), and I might finish up Inevitable's chapter twelve by the end of this week. Oh yeah! Before I go, I must say this (though I believe I've saidit many a time): After chapter twelve (or thirteen, depending on how fast I update) I won't be able to update for a while. I'm gonna move to Texas--somewhere in Waco. It's a nice little place. We went down there to check it out. points to entry below We never did find a house we really liked (or at least one that didn't cost a trillion dollars) so we'll be staying in an apartment for a while. I'll try to update... 15 April 2006. I am currently in Texas.It's 3:40 am, and I'm on my dad's laptop in a tiny little hotel room.I've been here over the past few days with my family looking for a house to live in before we actually move. I can't updateInevitable because it's saved on my computer inmy room at home. Mehhh... I should be getting back later on tomorrow. I'll update as soon as possible. Riceballs is nearly completed. It'll be put up soon. If you've looked at my Fic Status section, you'll notice that I'm planning on writing another story. I don't think I'll wait until Inevitable is done. I really like this one. Inevitable still has a long way to go. This new one will probably be longer, but be finished before Inevitable due the fact that I actually planned stuff out for it. Inevitable is just something that I've been writing as I go. Heh. I bet you can tell. -hates old writing style- 30 March 2006.I’m about ¼ to 1/3 of the way done with chapter twelve. I’m trying to type as much as possible because I just found out recently that I will be moving in less than two months. Ugh. Moving sucks, but being a “Military BRAT” I guess I’m used to it. This’ll be my first time not having a house on a military base. O.o Hm. I won’t be able to update as often when I move because we’ll have to pay for our electricity. And with my current update speed, I’ll probably update like once a freakin’ year. (J/K) Oh yes, I want to also put up a oneshot or a short ficlet before I leave…. --Other crap (because my friends threatened to various awful things to me if I didn’t put this) Go read my friends’ stories! My friend, yugioh-freak ,has a story up. It has more than just Yu-gi-oh characters in there. There’s pokemon, Inuyasha, and all kinds of good stuff. Now, if you want me to live and update this story, go read hers. I’d tell you the name of it, but I forgot what it was, and I’m too lazy to look it up. XD My other friend, Inuyasha-Drama, is new to FF-dot-net and has a new story up. It’s called This Means War, and it is chock-full of humor and randomness. Go read it. She spends all her homework time writing it. . Dumb-butt. Misty says hi. Robbalina wishes to remind you love, respect, and beware the squirrels. Fic Status Completed Works: None yet! Works in Progress: Inevitable- AU. Kagome and Inuyasha, both with their troubled pasts find comfort in each other. The happiness of the two hanyou children is short-lived, however, when Kagome is ripped away from Inuyasha. When reunited years later, will they even recognize each other? What's this? Kagome has lost her memory! What do her lost memories have to do with what is now trying to eat her from the inside out? Can Inuyasha and the others help her? Dun dun dunnnnnn! Read to find out. =3 Pairings: InuKag, minor MirSan Works in Progress not yet Posted: Riceballs- Oneshot, sidestory to Inevitable. The meeting of Inuyasha and Miroku. How did the two friends meet? What does a riceball have to do with it? Read and find out =D Possible Stories: There's Something in the Ramen- Don't ask. It just sounded like a cool name for a fic. I'll figure out something later... |
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