Infamous Graffiti Girl
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Hi, you can call me by one of the following of my three names: Infamous, Ace, or Dawn. No those are not my real names but these are what everyone calls me. No one calls me by my real name, not even my parents, so if someone does, it totally doesn't register in my brain that you are talking to me, so I don't respond. The only reason I remember my real name is because it is on my birth certificate, but that is only sometimes, most of the time I don't even remember my real name.

If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country.
Edward M. Forster

Jealously is always born with love but it does not die with it.
Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Jealousy is the effect of guilt of ones own mishaps.
Robert Nellums

Live on doubts; it becomes madness or stops entirely as soon as we pass from doubt to certainty.
Francois De La Rochefoucauld

"Jealousy is not the enemy but only another way we learn. We learn who we are and not to judge. We learn that some people have more than we do. We can't always be who we strive to be"
Jillian Jenkins

People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Joseph Fort Newton

When Christ said: ''I was hungry and you fed me,'' he didn't mean only the hunger for bread and for food; he also meant the hunger to be loved. Jesus himself experienced this loneliness. He came amongst his own and his own received him not, and it hurt him then and it has kept on hurting him. The same hunger, the same loneliness, the same having no one to be accepted by and to be loved and wanted by. Every human being in that case resembles Christ in his loneliness; and that is the hardest part, that's real hunger.
Mother Teresa

Loneliness breaks the spirit.
Jewish Proverbs

We enter the world alone, we leave the world alone.
James A. Froude

All men are lonely. But sometimes it seems to me that we Americans are the loneliest of all. Our hunger for foreign places and new ways has been with us almost like a national disease. Our literature is stamped with a quality of longing and unrest, and our writers have been great wanderers.
Carson Mccullers

We are most of us very lonely in this world; you who have any who love you, cling to them and thank God.
Source Unknown

Who knows what true loneliness is -- not the conventional word, but the naked terror? To the lonely themselves it wears a mask. The most miserable outcast hugs some memory or some illusion. Now and then a fatal conjunction of events may lift the veil for an instant. For an instant only. No human being could bear a steady view of moral solitude without going mad.
Joseph Conrad

In our extreme youth, in our most humiliating sorrow, we think we are alone. When we are older we find that others have suffered too.
Suzanne Moarny

To most people loneliness is a doom. Yet loneliness is the very thing which God has chosen to be one of the schools of training for His very own. It is the fire that sheds the dross and reveals the gold.
Bernard M. Martin

Quotes off of fanfictions that I find interesting (they do not belong to me):

1. "O' coise they can. We're nuttin. Workin' street rats. Dat's all. Why should they care if we starve or stop workin' cuz we can't affoid it, or are livin' on the streets? They got all them scabbers ready to fill our spots. We ain't worth the thought."

2. Yeah, and maybe Jack Kelly didn't like to pretend to be a cowboy.

There is no 3 becuase I don't particularly like 3.

4. It sends a message that these students shouldn't be treated the same

5. Our Asymmetry By Just Kate: You smile and realize how far you’ve come. Three months ago you were at a breaking point, three months ago you didn’t see a future in yourself. You lived each day in the present and feared it’s tomorrow. You lied to yourself and said that everything would be all right. You hid behind a false smile that was so convincing you almost believed it, even your best friends new nothing was wrong; it took a stranger to realize that.

6. Untouchable By PinkPanther15: You can’t make me love you anymore then I could. But you can make me Unreachable. Don’t make me cry. Cause this love don’t feel so right. I could push a river. You could make me fall, but you can make me UNREACHABLE.

7. At first, you seem like an easygoing slacker who happens to be smart, but that's not the whole story. You're a complex person -- sometimes you're sweet and sparkly-eyed, but you also have a dark, reckless side. That's why you always try to surround yourself with friends you can trust -- and sometimes try to test them to make sure you really can trust them. .You need people you can lean on no matter what kind of day you're having.

8. His spirit was ablaze, outshining even the sun. Her own was as mysterious as the shifting phases of the moon.

No 9 either, or 10.

11."Everyone apologizes to me when I tell them that. Like it's their fault. Like it's anyone's fault. But it's not. That's just the world works. You're born. Things happen, life happens. Then you die."

No 12.

13. “It takes time to get over it but the nightmares soon stop and the fear leaves your eyes and although you will always remember it's always going to be a distant memory, something that you went through but overcome…it makes you stronger. It's better to remember what you survived than let the part of you, the part that holds your fighting spirit, die along with the past. You are unchangeable; invincible no one can hurt you.”

14. The mission seemed fun at first, but when you add in missing nobles, crazy children with firecrackers, guys without shirts, kissing strangers, near death experiences & enough weapons to blow up Saturn...it gets a bit more complicated

15. So two extremely strange semesters of spy school have passed, and with them two boys have entered and left my life in extremely strange ways. Now as I enter another semester of the Gallagher Girls School, I am ready for anything, because let’s face it, a spy’s life is never normal, it’s usually extremely strange.

16. "Do you realize?" Bex whispered her voice slightly rough and uneven. "Do you realize what's happening? You're starting to hide things. From your best friends. You already hid things from your family...WE...were a family. You're officially a spy, Chameleon."

"I'm gonna go now," I said. I couldn't deal with what Bex was saying. Because it was all true.

I officially just entered the ranks of the greatest spies in the world. The ones who hid the secrets.

17. He had helped me, when no one else could. He had befriended me, no questions asked. But now I was leaving him, and he tells me he loves me, and I tell him I'm still in love with my dead ex-boyfriend. I would deserve all the pain I would feel when I had to leave.

The tops of the mountains belong to God and He don't want His wild things disturbed. ~ Unknown

If we kill horses off like some men are figuring to do, we kill the very critter that helped build America. The same America that gives us the right to speak here-arguing whether they, the horses, should live or die. Don't that take the cake! And we call ourselves human. ~ Unknown

The basic rule...was simple and heartbreaking. A story to be effective had to convey something from writer to reader, and the power of its offering was the measure of its excellence. Outside of that...there were no rules. ~ John Steinbeck

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal. ~ Jane Austen, letter to Cassandra

How very little trouble it can give you to understand the motive of other people's actions. ~ Henry Tilney, Northanger Abbey

I came here with the determined resolution of carrying my purpose; nor will I be dissuaded from it. ~ Lady Catherine de Bourgh, Pride & Prejudice

Torture is the unforgivable sin. ~ Unknown

Pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked. ~ Jane Austen, letter to Fanny Knight

The formula seems to lie solely in the aching urge of the writer to convey something he feels important to the reader. If the writer has that urge, he may sometimes but by no means always find the way to do it. ~ John Steinbeck

There is a stubbornness about me that never can bear to be frightened at the will of others. ~ Elizabeth to Darcy, Pride & Prejudice

I say we could do very well without you; but you men think yourselves of such consequence. ~ Isabella Thorpe, Northanger Abbey

My good opinion once lost is lost forever. ~ Darcy to Elizabeth, Pride & Prejudice

Character; it's the only thing you can bank on and it's the only thing that'll pull this country out of the doldrums. ~ Thomas Dickson, American Madness

There is, I believe, in every disposition a tendency to some particular evil, a natural defect, which not even the best education can overcome. ~ Darcy to Elizabeth, Pride & Prejudice

...I've got a piece to speak, and blow hot or cold, I'm going to speak it. ~ Jefferson Smith, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington

I have no idea of there being so much design in the world as some persons imagine. ~ Jane to Elizabeth, Pride & Prejudice

I am convinced that there is a vast deal of inconsistency in almost every human character. ~ John Dashwood to Elinor, Sense & Sensibility

Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around, he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he? ~ Clarence Oddbody, It's a Wonderful Life

People themselves alter so much, that there is something new to be observed in them for ever. ~ Elizabeth to Darcy, Pride & Prejudice

The imaginations of other people will carry them away to form wrong judgements of our conduct, and to decide on it by slight appearances. ~ Sense & Sensibility

After all, tomorrow is another day! ~ Scarlett O'Hara, Gone With the Wind

I will go so far as to say that the writter who is not scared is happily unaware of the remote and tantalizing majesty of the medium. ~ John Steinbeck

Friend, you are a divine mingle-mangle of guts and stardust. So hang in there! If doors opened for me, they can open for anyone. ~ Frank Capra

Think only on the past as its remembrance gives you pleasure. ~ Elizabeth to Darcy, Pride & Prejudice

Hollywood has always been an irresistible, prefabricated metaphor for the crass, the materialistic, the shallow, and the craven" (Neal Gabler).

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­Girl: Why do you like me?
Boy: Too many reasons
Girl: Give me a number
Boy: How many stars are in the night sky?
Girl: That's impossible
Boy: So you see the problem

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Kisses are like tears; the only ones that are real are the ones that you can't hold back.

“Family is about more than just blood.”

Life is not measured by the breaths you take but by the moments that take your breath awayHold your head high, there are people that would kill to see you fallIt’s not the stress, nor all the homework, it’s not even the fact that I’m not close to everyone, but the worst part about this year is that you’re not here with me.I tried to say I’d be thereAs if we’d never meet againI am who I am because of my choicesTonight the headphones will deliver the words that I cannot sayDream a new dreamA life captured in a single momentAt last glanceForget regretI thank God every time I remember youThank you for making me worthless in your eyesFrom now on when you think of me remember I could have been the best thing that ever happened to youWell behaved woman rarely make historyDon’t make someone a priority when to them your only an option

The dinosaur’s extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "x" stand for a kiss?

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

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Month One

MOMMY
I am only 4 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak...

Quid custodiet ipsos custodes?
Who will watch the watchers?

“It takes time to get over it but the nightmares soon stop and the fear leaves your eyes and although you will always remember it's always going to be a distant memory, something that you went through but overcome…it makes you stronger. It's better to remember what you survived than let the part of you, the part that holds your fighting spirit, die along with the past. You are unchangeable; invincible no one can hurt you.”

You are:

StrongBeautifulUniqueSmartAmazingGracefulGod-givenTalentedEverything anyone could wantAnd more……

Always remember that you are you and no one else. No one can change that. Love who you are; don’t go around wishing you had better skin, better hair, different eyes, a smaller body, taller or shorter. No matter what color your skin, hair, or eyes; no matter what your size and shape…God made you that way. He loves you the way you are not how everyone else want you to be.

To see your world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower. To hold infinity in the palm of your hand, an eternity in an hour.

By William Blake

Denying it could never change the facts, pretending does no good, and revenge brings only pain. All I can do...is face it, little by little, day by day. All I can do is live, one day at a time, and hope that it will eventually mend itself.

“The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie -- deliberate, contrived and dishonest -- but the myth -- persistent, persuasive and unrealistic.” – JFK

Gallagher Girls Quotes:

‘It is not how well you lie, it is how well you speak the truth in the lie’

Live. Learn. Lie.

“In this business, if you need a gun, then it’s probably too late for one to do any good.”

“But on the bright side, maybe they’ll bury you with it – that is assuming you get to be buried.”

“The lucky ones come home even if it is in a box. Get good ladies. Or get dead.”

No passageway too secret, no wall too high.

I'm just a little girl who's scared of growing up because she's afraid she'll lose herself in the process, even though she really has no idea who she is anyway. Who's addicted to social networking sites even though she hates them all. Who sets completely unrealistic goals for herself knowing she'll just get to watch herself crumble when she fails again. Who lives for music, her friends, and writing. Who loves her family more than anything but doesn't like to admit it. Who is incredibly scared of her dad but defies him half the time anyway. Who is shy and scared most of the time but puts up a tough front for fear of getting hurt. Whose biggest fear in the world is being left alone, completely deserted without anyone to call a friend. Simple, really.

"I want out of the labels. I don't want my whole life crammed into a single word. A story. I want to find something else, unknowable, some place to be that's not on the map. A real adventure. A sphinx. A mystery. Blank. Unknown. Undefined." –Jeffree Star

These are actually on the labels.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a Taiwanese shampoo:
Use repeatedly for severe damage

On the bottle-top of a flavoured milk drink:
After opening, keep upright

On a New Zealand insect spray:
This product not tested on animals.

On a blanket from taiwan:
not to be used as protection from a tornado

On a cardboard windshield sun shade:
"Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place."

On an infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.

On a roll of Life Savers:
Not for use as a flotation device.

On a refrigerator:
Refrigerate after opening.

On a disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.

On a handgun:
Not recommended for use as a nutcracker.

On pantyhose:
Not to be used in the commission of a felony.

On a piano:
Harmful or fatal if swallowed.

On work gloves:
For best results, do not leave at crime scene.

On a palm sander:
Not to be used to sand palms.

On a calendar:
Use of term "Sunday" for reference only.
No meteorological warranties express or implied.

On Odor Eaters:
Do not eat.

On a blender:
Not for use as an aquarium.

On a revolving door:
Passenger compartments for individual use only.

On a microscope:
Objects are smaller and less alarming than they appear.

On children's alphabet blocks:
Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and
sentences that may be deemed offensive.

On a wet suit:
Capacity, 1.

In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles
Open Other End.

On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -
Why Not Try Tossing Over Your Favorite Breakfast Cereal?

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

I'm knocking on heaven’s door... voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! Me: That wasn’t my fault!! It was poor construction... I SWEAR!! Don’t look at me like that...

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

America is a free country. Of course, you can't get that freedom until you are eighteen, but that's okay, because when you do turn eighteen, you get a bunch of privileges, like doing jury duty, paying taxes, and paying off bills...

A stranger will stab you in the back, a friend will stab you in the front, a boyfriend will stab you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman."
--Margaret Thatcher-

"Don’t be so humble - you are not that great."

"You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same."

"If you lose your temper, you’ve lost the argument."
- Proverb

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."

"All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it."

Do not fear your enemies. The worst they can do is kill you. Do not fear friends. At worst they may betray you. Fear those who do not care; they neither kill nor betray, but betrayal and murder exists because of their silent consent. --Bruno Jasienski (Yasensky)

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:

Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28 (now get this...)

The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: 16,400

The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:

61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A. All were invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey

Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?

A. Father's Day

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.

When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase... "Goodnight, sleep tight."

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why would I keep looking after I found it?

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin

"You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.

I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.

Guys should be like lattes-rich, strong, and hot

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

At the start of your life, you will be awarded a lifetime supply of air. Use it wisely

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

The dark side is merely the side which people refuse to shed light on for fear of the unknown, but the unknown is unknown not becasue it is impossible, but simpley because we are afraid to discover it.

If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, which I am

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the least, if I wasn't insane I wouldn't understand and accept the things that normal people impossibly confusing and absolutely strange

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Tell the truth and run

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy, but what is left could be right.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Fish are friends, not food.

Don't worry about problems you can't fix...worry about the ones you can.

I don't have mojo. I have charm. Charisma, if you will.

Two lefts don't make a right, but they do make an illegal u-turn.

Success can't be spelled without U, so get the heck over here and we'll go succeed in something together.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

It's not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia." Charles Schulz

"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more." Oscar Wild

"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success" Robert Orben

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot."

"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."

"Do I look like a freakin' People Person?"

"The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink cow milk? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!'?"

"If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?"

Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is teaching them to sit down and shut up

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Indifference will certainly be the downfall of mankind

Tell a man there is 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a seat has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

Basic definitions of science: if it's green or wiggles, it's Biology. If it stinks, it's Chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's Physics.

Advice is what we ask for when we already have the answer but wish we didn't.

Don't play games with a girl who can play better.

Sometimes you just have to smile and walk away...hold your tears in and pretend you are okay.

Smile...it confuses people (it truly does)

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

I like night. Without the dark we would not be able to see the stars.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Natural Highs

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15. The beach
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you
19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy.
30. Having a terrible dream about your friend dying, you avenge their death, then wake up realize your friend is still alive and give them a big hug the next day.
31. Sweet dreams.
32. Hot chocolate.
33. Road trips with friends.
34. Swinging on swings.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36. Making chocolate chip cookies.
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38. Holding hands with someone you care about.
39. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
40. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
41. Watching the sunrise.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43. Knowing that somebody misses you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

True friends:They will never be forgotten

LOVE is like a double ended sword. Whichever person breaks off the relationship both people get hurt.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what person came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i']ll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do Is pass this on!

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

A well known speaker started off his seminar
by holding up a 20 bill. In the room of 200,
he asked, Who would like this 20 bill?

Hands started going up. He said, I am
going to give this 20 to one of you but
first, let me do this. He proceeded to
crumple the dollar bill up.


He then asked, Who still wants it?
Still the hands were up in the air.

Well, he replied, what if I do this?
And he dropped it on the ground and started
to grind it into the floor with his shoe.
He picked it up, now all crumpled and dirty.

My friends, you have all learned a very
valuable lesson. No matter what I did to
the money, you still wanted it because it did
not decrease in value. It was still worth 20

Many times in our lives, we are dropped,
crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the
decisions we make and the circumstances that
come our way. We feel as though we are worthless.

But no matter what has happened or what will
happen, you will never lose your value. Dirty
or clean, crumpled or finely creased,
you a
re priceless

Try not to Cry

Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye,

I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best,

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this,

But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try,

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could,

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true,

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech Students

Who were lost

Please, if you would, don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry.

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Goodbye".

Now you have 2 choices;

1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry"

2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are ...

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd.

"Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright."

"Stand up for what's right, even if you're standing alone"-source uknown.

"I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do."-Helen Keller

"The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart."-Helen Keller

"I believe in human beings, and that all human beings should be respected as such, regardless of their color."-Malcolm X

"How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world."-Anne Frank

dont worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future.

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(O.o )

This is Bunny.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms

'It’s always the last place you look'. Well of course it is! Why would I keep looking after I found it!

"Humans today are so closed minded... They don't believe in the possibilities. When you are a child it is easy too believe in The Tooth Fairy or Santa Clause. Why dont we believe in them once we get older? Science. I really don't get it, when we are little people tell us to believe in The Tooth Fairy or Santa and we grow up thinking magic is real, then we get in to school and people intoduce us to "Reality" But is it reality when they plant those ideas in our heads in the first place? I believe "Mortals" are blinded by arrogance, thinking they're the dominent speices, when they don't know if there's some sort of "Magic" controling everything they do." -Jason Strong

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Dang...that was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them out

FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real
friends and hope to get it back!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.
A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're a retard, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda.
A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will help you move.
A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" –Unknown
"Dealing with Television network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks."- Eric Sevareid
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers
"I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." –Unknown
"Perfection is a waste of time." --Kim De Coite
Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'" –Unknown
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein
That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." --Rich Cook
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” – Unknown
"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright
Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save you

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something

I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST think I'm better

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I get STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST be a weird

I'm a "NERD", so I MUST have mental issue

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up (I used to be a dancer just stopped about a year and a half ago)

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm almost ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else

I'm QUIET AND SHY, so I MUST be stuck-up.

I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be dumb.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced.

I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.

I'm AWKWARD AROUND THE OPPOSITE GENDER, so I MUST be a pimple-faced teen.

I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose.

I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and volleyball.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be hilarious.

I don't HAVE ANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be autistic

Bold the ones that apply to you. Repost this if you think stereotypes are rediculous and need to be stopped.

Don't you hate it cwhen adults say that you are niave and don't understand love just because we are young?

You know what I want? A guy who is actually worth my time.

Someone should seriously sue Walt Disney for making every girl believe she has a Prince Charming

Cracks in the concrete remind us that no matter how strong we are we break

You can ask permission now or beg forgiveness later

Never regret what once made you smile

Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed

They say love is like magic, but isn't magic an illusion

If he's dumb enough to walk away, be smart enough to let him go

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, and it is the courage to continue that counts

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more

Remember, God made men first because you always need a rough draft before you make perfection

Do something that scares you every day

Don't save anything for a special occasion, every day your alive is a special occasion

Good friends come bail you out of jail, best friends are the sitting next to you saying 'hey at least we had fun'

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking an electronic device to make it work again

When you’re right no one remembers, when you’re wrong no one forgets

I agree with the dictionary: girls before guys, partying before studying and friends before love. It seems that the only place where the dictionary went wrong was when it put boys before friends

They laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they're all the same

My knight in shining armor turned out to be loser in aluminum foil

Sometimes I lay awake at night a think to myself 'where did I go wrong' and a voice answers me 'this is going to take more than one night'

Smile- it makes people wonder what you’re up to

Birthdays can be torture... especially with friends who won't let you off the hook

You never lose by loving, you lose by holding back

A friend is a gift you give yourself

From what we get we can make a living, what we give however makes a life

If you judge someone you have no time to love them

There are always two choices, two paths to choose from, one is easy... and its only reward is that it’s easy

Don't try hard to fit in you were born to stand out

Life is full of risks, it requires you to jump. Don't be afraid of the unknown, be afraid of never getting the chance to discover it

Yesterday's history, tomorrow’s a mystery, and today’s a gift, I guess that why they call it present

It's never too late to be what you might have been

Work like you don't need money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one’s watching

Boys are like purses - cute, full of junk, and always replaceable

What's the difference between you and me? When we said I love you I actually ment it

I never apologize, I'm sorry but that’s just the way I am

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

Life is not measured by the breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away

Learn from other peoples mistakes, because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself

They say the truth will set you free so why is it that whenever I tell the truth I get sent to my room

Men are like pennies two faced and worthless

God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls could flirt

If aliens are looking for intelligent life then why are you worried?

Always use the advice someone gives you against them, there's nothing funnier

We're the type of friends who don’t know why were laughing so we laugh even harder

We could all take a lesson from crayons, some are sharp some are beautiful some have weird names all are different colors but they all learn to live in the same box

The problem is you can love anybody you want, but so can he

It’s funny; the people with the closed minds are usually the ones that open their mouths

The evening news is where they begin by saying 'good evening' then proceeds to tell you why it's not

Marriage is not a word; it's a sentence (a life sentence)

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time

Going to church doesn't make you Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car

If you think it can't get any worse it's probably because you lack sufficient imagination

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

The average woman would rather have beauty then brains because the average man can see better then he can think

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

Money doesn't make you happy, love does

It's easy to smile when you know you’re always right

Never admit never explain

Fake is the new trend; I guess everyone is in style

93 of American teens would have a breakdown if you called them freak; the other 7 would say 'what was your first clue?'

Flying is simple, just throw yourself at the ground and miss

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you

I'm the person your mom warned you about

I'm sick of people having a near death experience saying 'I saw the light,' do you know the first thing the paramedics do when they first arrive? They shine a light in your eyes! That's not God, it's a torch for crying out loud!

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of term

When mamma ain't happy ain't nobody happy, when daddy ain't happy ain't nobody care

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young

Love is like war, easy to start, hard to end, impossible to forget

When he catches you looking at him just remember he was looking back

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in a dead silence about something that happened yesterday

At my lemonade stall I give the first glass for free and charge five dollars for the second - it contained the antidote

Let’s play truth or dare, or maybe just dare ‘cause no one tells the truth these days

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to

I only please one person a day, today is not your day and tomorrow isn't looking good either

'Society is a masked ball, where everyone hides his real character, and reveals it by hiding' by Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.

Life is worth very little without someone to share it with

Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in her entire lifetime.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves 13 Little Blue Envelopes, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

If you are anything like me, the girl who is different and unique, know in your weakest time that you are unique but not alone.

Yes, I am a total flowerchild\hippie\tree hugger\vegetarian person. I would totally be a vegan but my parents wont let me. So unfair, man!