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Joined 06-18-10, id: 2409053, Profile Updated: 05-16-12

Proud to be a Filipino!!!

Name: It's a secret.

Birthday: December 24

Occupation: Student

Favorites: Anime and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

My Favorite Couple(s):


1.) Hibari x Gokudera

2.) Mukuro x Gokudera

3.) Reborn x Fon

4.) Flippy x Splendid

5.) Yamada Ryosuke x Chinen Yuri

6.) G x Primo

7.) Xanxus x Squalo

8.) Yamamoto x Gokudera

9.) Dino x Squalo

10.) Bel x Fran

Many more...

Likes:


1.) Yaoi

2.) Anime

3.) Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

4.) NaruSaku

Dislikes:


1.) NaruHina

2.) Yuri

3.) HibaGoku Haters

Hobbies:

1.) Watching Anime

2.) Reading and Writing Fanfics

3.) Listening to music

How Much I am Obsessed with KHR:

1. The word extreme makes you think of Ryohei

Yup

2. Everytime you hear the word Lamborghini you think of our little cow.

Kono Aho Ushi


3. Everytime you pass by a pineapple, see a pineapple, or even think of one, you instantly think of Mukuro or Chrome.

Oh no I just ate pineapples


4. You pay more attention to numbers in real life (i.e. 59, 27, 80, 18, etc.); Whenever you see the numbers, your mind instantly converts them back to character names

Yeah just like last time. The numbers were 1859

5. You have actually found numbers in real life of a Reborn pairing (1869, 8059, etc.)

YESS!!!


6. You have atleast one Reborn-related item in your room- whether that be a printed out picture, to doujinshi, to plushies and others.

A lot specially posters, Rings, Dino's Whip, Tsuna, Ryohei , Hibari's Vongola Gears, Figurines


7. Have/thought [about] cosplay[ing/ed] as one of the characters.

Yeah! Haru!

8. You try to learn Italian.

I know Italian now because of them.


9. You start wearing more 'mafia'-like clothing. (Ties, vests, fedoras, tonfas)

Specially Fedoras

10. Almost every single Reborn OP and ED are/is in your ipod/zune/whatever you use.

Yes


11. You practically memorized the Namimori anthem

Midori Tanabiku Namimori no

Dainaku Shou Naku Nami ga Ii


12. You have said 'Kamikorosu' or 'Bite you to death' atleast once. (DO NOT DENY THIS) ; You have a sudden urge to say a teacher you'll bite them to death.

Of course.


13. You remember the characters ク and フ thanks to Mukuro's Kufufu.

フ ( Kufufufufufufu )


14. When you recently buy a new car and you choose a Reborn-related license plate.

I don't have a car yet, but my motorcycle plate number is 8059 _


15. You remember your locker combination because it consists of Reborn numbers. (18, 48, etc. xD)

We don't have lockers.

16. You realize that the Reborn numbers is/are part of your phone number[s].

Yesh 27.

17. When you are reading your history textbook and see Giotto (A realism artist of the 1300s) you keep on thinking he has relationships to the mafia.

Haha Giotto di Bondone

18. When you figure out the English-equivalent to Giotto's name (It's Geoffrey, according to the internet.) and laugh. Then go "o_o"

Haha I like Giotto better


19. Command your friends to do it with their "DYING WILLLLL" 8D

Embarassing but yes!

20. Hibird is your ringtone ; Your ringtone comes from the show -- or even worse, a fanvid.

Yeah

21. You combine food according to reborn pairings. (tunaPineapple=6927)

Not much but I've tried it.

22. You remember the vocab word "bellicose" only because of Belphegor.

Bel

23. When reading books White Fang you start comparing/matching up characters to KHR characters

KHR's better off alone.

24. You are bored in class and begin to doodle pineapples and hibirds.

Specially Hibird

25. If someone tells you to choose a random number you choose one of the character numbers [ 69, 27, etc. ]

59!!!

26. You begin to use a character's trademark sayings such as "KYOKUGEN!", "Kufufu" etc.

How about Haru's "Hagi"?

27. Pin up many KHR images/items just to stare at them.

Yes and then drool

28. Hug your KHR cushion at night? [ or, you want one just for the sake of hugging it... ]

Yup, I have Dino

29. If someone mentions 69 you think of Mukuro and not that one...position. (omigod I almost forgot about the... position x3)

Mukuro Rokudo the pineapple

30. Encourage friends who don't know anything related to KHR, to read the manga or watch the anime.

And thanks to that, we are now the Kokuyo Junior High Gang, Haha

31. Attempted to do the "kufufu" laugh... and failed.

Always

32. Absolutely any mention of hitmen makes you think of Reborn.

Even if they think differently I think Reborn

33. Any time it rains or threaten to rain, you want to shake a fist at Yamamoto. Any kind of weather forecast makes you think of Reborn characters. xD ; whenever the weather forecaster says something, your mind goes to KHR pairings... (example : "today is going to be sunny with a bit cloudy at the afternoon..." (lulz RyoHiba)

Still remember the one with Cloudy then will result to Storms (HibaGoku LOLZ)

34. You suddenly pay more attention to ANYTHING Italian (including Giada de Laurentiis, Food Network host of Everyday Italian)

I do. Especially during classes when the teacher mentions something Italian.


35. You pay more attention to cute yellow birds

HIBIRD

36. "Goku" makes you first think of KHR, not Dragonball, not Gensomaden Saiyuki.

GOKUdera Hayato

37. Any mention of a scanner in your area makes you go, "Spanner? Where? Where?!" (LOL)

Haha

38. You've started a lollipop habit thanks to Spanner.

And thanks to that My teeth are getting rotten.


39. Every time to hit a certain speed limit (18, 27, 50, 80?!?) you have to point it out to anyone in the car.

Lolz they always think that I'm crazy.

40. Your friends are pretty much forced to read/watch it in order to stay friends with you since 90% of what you say is a KHR reference.

Duh.

41. You talk about KHR characters using their number names.

Of course.

42. If you want to bother someone [ or are bored ] you start singing KHR character songs.

Like Chinkonka no Ame

43. You've tried to find KHR fans by wearing pineapple hairstyle, cosplaying, wearing a hibird, etc.

I have pineapple hairstyle now.

44. You crack KHR jokes and memes to other people, although you're the only one who will get it. (Hehehehe yeah)

They don't understand me.

45. You have dreams with KHR characters in it.

Specially 59.

46. You have an account (anywhere) that has a username that relates to KHR

All my accounts relate to KHR!

47. You learn how to hold tonfas correctly by cosplaying Hibari

Yes.

48. When you make your personal messages on msn/aim/whatever
Italian.

How abou t Io Sono il Guardiano della Tempesta


49. You start eating candies and grapes because of Lambo.

Grapes

50. You forget the cosplayers' names and just call them by who they're cosplaying as. And you still call them by that character, even when they're cosplaying another character.

Yeah


51. You try to match your favorite food to your fave character's food.

Like Tuna

52. You sing their character songs are karaoke.

Kono sora wa doko e...


53. You see Oofuri as an offspring of Namimori's baseball club, orz

orz


54. You laugh when you see a "Tutor Wanted" poster.

They want Reborn!!


55. You're waiting for this list to hit a certain Reborn number. xD (59, etc.)

Almost near.

56. Any other anime character/whatever with Byaku in it makes you think of Byakuran. (Byakuya... Byakuran... Byakuya... Byakuran...)

Rukia's Byakurai

57. Thinking of the military or looking at any kind of rifle reminds you of Colonello.

Actually Flippy from Happy Tree Friends but Colonello's good.

58. You catch yourself calling your frog plushie Fantasma.

What about a real frog

59. (Woo, 59! OwO) You no longer buy original manga because all your money is spent on Reborn doujinshi.

Buying online for doujinshis are the best, but I still collect the original manga.

60. Your cellphone straps are/is your Reborn OTP(s)

1859


61. You want to find out what color your Dying Will Flame would be. :'D

I got cloud once.

62. Bothering someone to the extreme by calling them Juudaime.

Dae a.k.a Jyuudaime


63. Nearly wear your varia jacket nearly constantly. everywhere you go.

Don't have Varia jacket but Tsuna jacket


64. You're constantly on the look out for Dying-Will Boxers.

Specially the polkadotted one


65. You stalk this community. Every day. ; Can't wait to check this community when you get home, always thinking about it at school/work

I don't do my homework because of this.


66. You hear the word "VOIIIII" and think of Squalo immediately.

Explainable


67. You see eyebrows remotely similar to Genkishi's, then think to yourself "Those eyebrows are against school rules."

That would be weird


68. Go on reborn related sites during school/work hours.

All the time


69. Read Reborn manga/doujin during school

My favorite past time


70. You spread KHR BL, you give your friend KHR BL doujin.

I influenced them.


71. In order to promote KHR, you tell your friends that certain KHR characters look like characters from another series.

Like how Reborn looks like your crush from (insert anime title here)..


72. In the morning, when you wake up, you yell "REBORNNN!" (LOL)

I yell KYOKUGEEEENNNN!!!!!


73. You can't concentrate on reading a text when you see an "X" everytime

I think I saw XANXUS


74. Eating/seeing marshmallows makes me think of Byakuran.

Tjat's why I don't eat marshmallows anymore.


75. When you recieve a 27% on assignments/tests -- Your HAPPY! (Same rule applies with other marks.. 18, 69, 59, 80, 100(haha), 96, etc...)

I never get 100


76. The emoticon 'XD' makes your laugh hysterically.

Xanxus Dino


77. You read your 'marks out of' completely differently (Eg: 18/27, 27/59, 69/100, 18/69, etc..)

59/80


78. More than 80% percent of your avatars/images are KHR related...

yep


79. You laugh when you find out that "VOI!" is actually an Italian word. Then LAUGH HARDER at it's translation. (Voi = All of you)

All of you? Woudn't that be weird if Squalo yells out VOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII kono gaki-domo!!


80. Think Axel from KH2 is Marmon All Grown Up.

But Axel has red hair.


81. You immediately think Arcobaleno when passing by any pacifiers/babies with pacifiers

O went up to a baby with a pacifier once saying "Reborn. Reborn." and ended up with the baby's mother chasing me with her broom.


82. You had a laughing fit when figuring out that "Vongola" means "clam".

No. I've always known that.


83. Believe that the any owl (plushies or real) is really 69 in disguise.

Mukurowl


84. Have tried to make/have made a functional singing Hibird plushie.

And failed


85. When you spend 2 hours coming up and filling out prompts for fanfic, then 6 hours trolling the internet for the ever elusive fanfic with Ryohei inside.

Tried that once


86. You started to mention Pineapple as 'Nappo' (You know it's true xD)

Nappo Nappo


87. You remembered Dr. Shamal when you see mosquito

Trident Mosquito Shamal


88. Your desktop/cellphone wallpaper is KHR (Okey, not now but I had lots of KHR wallpapers!)

Up until now still KHR


89. You tried to create a dance for "Kufufu no Fu" (Let's try XDD)

Yeah then I watched the real dance from Rebocon. Still can't stop laughing when MUKURO seiyuu and Dino seiyuu danced to Kufufu no Fu looking like dorks. No offense Dino Mukuro.


90. When you heard 'samsara' or 'reincarnation', you suddenly thought about Mukuro

6 Paths of Reincarnation


91. You ever played at least 1 KHR game

3


92. When you wanted to buy a fish, you suddenly thought about Tuna

That's why I considered adopting a pet tuna.


93. Seeing Kangaroo made you thought about Ryouhei

Garyuu!


94. Seeing rainbow made you remembered the ring guardians

and the Arcobaleno


95. You started to like shark because of Squalo.

Squalo Grande Pioggia


96. You wanted to have a turtle because of Enzio

although won't let it go near water


97. You thought about Dino Cavallone instead of Dinosaur when you heard someone said 'Dino' (Dino is Dino and a Dinosaur is a Dinosaur

Bronco Dinosaur?


98. You started to call every animals/pets you meet by their names in KHR (Cat=Uri, Turtle=Enzo, Yellow Birds=Hibird,) even though they already have names.

Fantasma

99. You're scared you can't get close to sakura anymore because you got bit by mosquitos.

Poor me.


100. (WOO!) Whenever you meet your friends who're also fans of KHR, you always talk about KHR and gossips about the characters.

Never gets old.


101. Your notebook is full of KHR doodles, which makes you scolded by teacher. Instead of feeling guilty, you actually tried to spread KHR virus to your teacher.

Tried that but failed.


102. You know that Mammon is a male, but can't help to hope that he is a female because of those seriously adorable fanarts of her/him.

He is male.


103. You wish you could pull off a Yamamoto when you don't understand something.

Does that mean I'm Yamamoto cause it's hard to understand stuff sometimes.


104. You can't help but think that Kyoko is Tsuna's long lost twins, because of the similarity of their appearance (and sometimes personality).

Tsuna-kun.


105. Bad tasted cooking=Poison cooking, and then you're afraid that you're going to die.

Like Romeo


106. You remember many kanji because they're the kanji representing 'Rain' and 'Storm' etc in Japanese ; Sometimes the kanji of characters' names.

I know now


107. When you're bored when you were in car, you start to set eyes on car plates, if their plates have KHR's numbers on it.

Well can't deny that


108. You wish you could steal those plates if you find it.

Then getting arrested would be worth it.


109. You start to see Mafia in much nicer view. ; You're starting to see the mafia in a more positive light and have considered trying to join.

Thanks to Tsuna.


110. Infact, you think that their bosses are nice and cute like Tsuna or Dino.

or like Byakuran.


111. you want to watch The Godfather if you haven't seen it before.

Yes.


112. You would practically scream at the top of your lungs when you see a KHR cosplayer or faint, depends

I'll faint.


113. When you buy a KHR related object/item/souvenir (taking a figurine for example), you would carry it around with you for the rest of the day, playing with it, hugging it, kissing it, and even going to sleep with it. (Yeah... I would *drop*)

Yeah I did


114. If you are a boy (or maybe a girl), you would sometimes/often copy the hairstyle of your favorite Reborn! male character ; You take pride in having hair similar to a character's.

Like the Nappo Hairstyle


115. When you are doing an exercise and you know it that you are tired, you still keep pushing yourself because pushing yourself to the limit reminds you of Ryohei and is EXTREME!!

EXTREME!!!


116. You are all giggly and smiling and happy when one of your friends or anybody else tells you that you are identical to one of the Reborn! characters.

I screamed like crazy!


117. You see a rainbow (in the sky, in a t-shirt in the tv, anywhere!) automatically think in the Arcobaleno

Arcobaleno IS Rainbow


118. You greet people by 'Ciaossu'

Or VOOOIII


119. When you're actually planing to get a tattoo of your favourite/s character/s

I have Dino's Tattoo


120. When you write with a permanent maker the numbers of your OTP on your body

My body was filled with1859 once.


121. You ACTUALLY yelled "IT'S OVER 9,000 200,000!!!!!11one"

For what?


122. You start using the phrase "EXTREME LIKE DINOSAURS EXPLODING" after reading that awesome Lussuria/Ryouhei fic

Luss-nee


123. You actually WAIT for your digital clock to hit a certain time (18:27, 18:48, 18:59 etc) ; When your clock says 18:27 or 18:59 or something like that, you just giggle to yourself. (I'm not waiting for it, but I shure would laugh my a* off xD)

I don't have an alarm clock.


124. Every time you see someone in a black/grey suit you think of TYL! characters.

Yamamoto!!


125. You want to adopt a hedgehog after chapter 210 of the manga.

Yes but parents won't allow.


126. You use your fav pairing (5927, 8018, 6918...) as your PIN number.

Story of my Life

127. You yell "Reborn!" whenever you're determined to do something.

REBOOORNNNN!


128. You start wearing your jacket like Hibari does because you think it looks cool.

It IS c00l
129. You try to learn how to play the piano or to play baseball. ; You've started to take piano lessons to be more like Gokudera

I do play baseball. I've plaayed it since I was a kid. As for piano, I only know how to play Fuuki Inchou and Tsuna Kakusei.


130. You choose tuna sandwich whenever you order sandwich.

Tuna


131. When you see purple food, you think that it's Poison Cooking (WTF? Purple Food?)

Poison Cooking by Bianchi


132. When you look at Chikusa and his tattoo, you are tempted to take him to the store and scan him to see how much he would cost. (Aldi Code!!! My friend and I laughed so hard about that thought XD)

He's only 5 yen


133. You randomly spout out "VOI - (insert rest of sentence here)" whenever you are bothered by something... or you just feel like being obnoxious.

VOOOOIIIIIII


134. You hear the word "kora!" and you instantly think of Colonello.

I love Colonello-kora!


135. You start saying kora. (Not that often but I said it more than once in real life...)

Sometimes


136. You've taken to nicknaming people around you after the character nicknames, ending up with deranged names like 'Lawned Octopus' or 'Owlbird' or even worse 'Pineapplebird-head'

Lawned Octopus? RyoGoku?


137. You regularly find yourself stalking following people in black suits to see if they lead you to the Mafia.

And then I'll be killed.


138. You quote the characters more than speak yourself.

Yes.


139. You try to talk to babies like they can understand you.

I sound like a retard


140. Lizards make you LOL!

Leon


141. When you saw the title of "Hibari no Kokoro" by SPITZ (or if you heard of it), you went to download it immediately.

Hibari's Heart


142. You read 'Shark friendly Tsuna sandwich' instead of 'Dolphin friendly tuna sandwich'. (OMG LOLOLOLOLOL)

OMG


143. When someone is about to punch you, you make a rectangle with your index fingers and thumbs, trying to pull off the Zero Point Breakthrough.

And then they'll freeze to death.


144. You wonder if getting your hand chopped off will make you a better swordsman.

I wonder

145. You really wish creepy music would start playing in the background every time you appear out of nowhere.

So that they'd be scared of me.

146. You have started wearing a tiara, and DAAAAMN does it feels princely

Datte ore wa ouji demo.

147. Whenever you go in to the cafeteria in your school, you suspect that the horrible foods were cooked by Bianchi.

That's why I have my own lunch.

148. You go around claiming that you're a prince, even though you're not and you're a girl.

Then I'm a princess

149. Roadkills are definitely an accessory. So are roboclaws and tiaras.

Shishishishi

150. You actually try to figure out WHERE exactly Gokudera lives (and you have funny theories about that!)

I know where

151. You have gone through the entire manga searching for the brand Gokudera smokes.

It's a huge mystery.

152. You excitedly wear the gloves with a giant X on them so you can pretend to be casual-wear Tsuna.

Does that rule apply to the X-Gear?

153. Think its destiny that you and particular character share the same birthday, angry when its not your favorite character.

orz

154. You're not sure why, but you have reason to believe Byakuran is actually Longchamp in disguise.

Yeah...

155. You notice you start saying "wao" now. Even if it's used more for "wow" than "weakling".

WAO

156. You start learning Kendo because you want to be like Yamamoto.

Plus it'd be great for hitting the person you hate with Shigure Kintoki

157. You buy suitable fabric (by asking the shopkeeper to rec. cloth best for suits worn by the mafia), take your reborn manga to the tailor, and begged her to make the exact same suits as seen in manga for you to wear to work.

No Comment

158. You wear tailored smart-looking suits to work despite only holding a clerical position.

That's so farfetched

159. You start taking piano lessons and wear suits to them.

It felt so weird...

160. Someone from the KHR dept spoke to you about not including the word 'extreme' in your emails

Then I will include them

161. You start putting in more effort at work so that you can impress your boss (FOR THE FAMIGLIA! Yes I did. Neh, Chrome-chan? W)

Jyuudaime

162. You got a part time job as a tutor.

A tutor who doesn't relly know anything educational and starts teaching the kids about how to become a good mafia boss in the future.

163. You turn up for your tutoring sessions wearing suits (and it scares the sh!t out of your student, his mother tells you)

And then I got fired.

164. You wear a Vongola ring everyday and everyone knows the significance of it

I have a sky ring.

165. Your work desk has a lot of KHR stuff that you actually use

Like whut my bullwhip?

166. Your boss and colleagues all knows about you and KHR and the mafia etc but does not do anything extreme to stop you because 1. they've given up and 2. you've actually become a more efficient employee because of it

I don't know

167. Your cellphone looks exactly like Hibari's (and your ringtone is Hibird...)

Nope. Mine looks like Gokudera's

168. You suck on a lollipop when things get stressful at work.

It helps me think better.

169. You greet your friends with "VOOOOIIII!!!" and then laugh like mad.

Of course.

170. You asked your friend whether it is safe to let her pet turtles go near water (they were swimming!!!) when you visited her house.

It will grow into a gigantic monster turtle and then it'll eat you.

171. You made such a ruckus when you saw the number "0859" on the lottery results page that your mom asked you how much did you nearly win ("I didn't bet at all... But it's supposed to be 8059, not 0859!!!")

Should be 8059

172. You go to a supermarket/minimarket and search for a jam/juice, you automatically search for pineapple flavour even if you don't like it.

I feel guilty about eating pineapples.

173. You feel totally guilty when you have to eat pineapples (I ate Mukuro Q_Q)

T_T

174. You started to name you stuffs with KHR names (ie. Owl plushie would be Mukuro.)

And cat plushie would be Uri

175. You memorized Namimori Anthem better than your school anthem

It's almost graduation and I still don't know our school anthem

176. Sometimes you see candles as DYNAMITE.

I'm still seeing that

177. You spent more space for KHR stuffs in your Harddisk much more than for your work/project/paper

And now I regret nothing

178. You went EXTREMELY happy when you found SAKURA-FLAVORED Kit-Kat (That exists? o0)

Woohoo

179. You wish you live in Japan just for the sake of the Doujinshi and Cons.

Specially the Otakons

180. You've set one of your passwords to one of the KHR pairing numbers

Numbers and Names

181. You started to wonder where Hibari lived and like what are his parents

Where does he live anyway

182. You searched for KHR music sheets/keys so you can play it yourself

Tsuna Kakusei

183. You memorized well some of KHR characters' lines, even you don't know what the hell is that mean

And now I know all of it

184. You started to love sushi because of Yamamoto; or else, you're afraid of sushi because of Bianchi

Both

185. you searched for black pijamas just to match hibari

and a Hibird

186. you started to wash your clothes manually like Basil

Took a lot of work but yes

187. You started to make fanfic/fanart/doujin/amv/stufss that is/are related to KHR (Hell yes!)

F* Yea

188. You realized that number 38 all the way up there mentioned Spanner. (No it's not, it's 48! D: )

It should be 48

Hibari's New AfterSchool Activity Continuation by sakimidare reviews
Tsuna has decided that Hibari needs to find a new hobby. Unfortunately, Hibari happens to choose stalking and fighting with Gokudera as his new after-school activity. Continuation from AoiBaraka's story. T because of Gokudera's language.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,758 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - H. Gokudera, K. Hibari