hello people my name is Jade.

I LOVE the Twilight saga

NORMAL PEOPLE vs. TWILIGHT FANS

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

TWILIGHT FANS: say OME!! (Oh My Edward)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I’ll tell on you!

TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or I'll get James to kill you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula

TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!!!!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullen's might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ;)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE: don’t have this on their profile

TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on their profile

You know you're obsessed with twilight when:

1. You squeal every time u hear the name Edward or anything related to Twilight

2. You growl when sum1 tries 2 steal your twilight book

3. You dream of Edwards’s snarls and growls

4. You go up to random people and ask them if they know where Edward is

5. You hurry up to get ready 4 bed because you think Edward is waiting for you in bed

6. You practice snarling

7. You write "I LOVE E.C." all over your notebooks

8. You smile every time Edward is mentioned in the book

9. You squeal every time something is related to twilight

10. You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them

11. You break up with your bf because he doesn’t glitter in the sun like Edward

12. You think your neighbour looks like or really is a vampire

13. You see a box labelled "forks" at a restaurant and think something is imported from forks, Washington

14. You use twilight for every single school project that pops up

15. You’ve read the books multiple times

16. Tuesday is your favourite day of the week

17. Your dream car is a silver Volvo

18. You have convinced all of your friends and family to read the books

19. Your reading this, while nodding and smiling!

20. You put this on your profile!

More ways to tell if you’re obsessed with twilight:

1. You learn how to play the piano just so you can play Bella’s lullaby

2. You have memorized quotes from the book well enough to write a full notebook of them

3. You keep bothering your mom to take you to see twilight until she actually does

4. You wouldn’t eat or sleep because you were reading and u just had to finish the book.

5. You ask people to be your friend ONLY if they like twilight

6. Your brother called you a freak when u cried in new moon :)

7. Every time you go to the silverware drawer you think about Bella & Edward :)

8. You try to make your medoll look like Bella or Edward or Alice or one of the other Cullen’s.

9. Your laughing and copying this on to your profile :)