Thorin wakes up in an unfamiliar room, feverish and in the care of a curious and quite gorgeous being. Last thing he remembers is tumbling down the hill in Hobbiton. Bilbo just wants to know who exactly did he have to lug to his house through the rain. Lots of new fanart to see in my profile for this! Also on AO3 /works/634116/chapters/1147495

You are a member of the royal harem at Erebor. Will you catch the eye of one of the line of Durin? Just a smutty oneshot. Rated M. Contains non-consensual relations. Be warned. Post BoFA/AU. I own nothing. Please R&R.

Slight AU. Set before The Hobbit, why Kili's so good with a bow. When Kili contracts a deadly sickness, he leaves his mountain home and accidentally wanders into Elven territory. He survives the illness, but violated a treaty. Now, he must stay for one year, train, and learn their way of life. Eventual Kili/OMC.