Basically a giant dump of oneshots, all pairings. AkuRoku, RiSo, Zemyx, Cleon, and more! Some stories may be pure smut. Some may be pure fluff.

We've fused the worlds of Ninja Burger and Naruto together to form a positively wacky Naruto parody! Naruto, orphaned at a young age due to drunken idiocy and now company property, dreams of becoming Franchise Manager! What wacky hi jinks will ensue? You WILL taste the Ninja Burger difference...or else!

Two and a half years later, it wasn't supposed to fall apart like this. AxelRoxas AU. Inertia Creeps Sequel.

He was just looking for a way to pay the bills — a job that was easy, fun, and something he was into. Where could he possibly go wrong with a travel agency? Assistant!Eren Boss!Rivaille; Office AU.

Having experienced a lot of prejudice in his childhood, Eren has build his life upon a way to never stand out. He rarely shares his ideals and is happy with his organized life, until he meets Levi - an art-student who has the same ideals as Eren, but is not afraid to stand out. University!AU, LevixEren, fluff, smut, foul language.

Levi, an anonymous writer who's on a break, takes a walk on the beach and encounters a strange boy. A strange boy who is certainly NOT a former merman. A strange boy who Levi is certainly NOT falling in love with. Modern AU Riren. Loosely based on The Little Mermaid.

In which Eren is completely oblivious to Corporal Levi's attempts at courting him, said Corporal is frustrated by the absolute lack of progress he is making in wooing an aforementioned cadet, and Hanji Zoe has a field day with the entire thing.

Shit goes down. AkuRoku. WARNING: Smut, boylove, yaoi, etc.

One delinquent punk sophomore plus one studious senior tutor times the power of 8-inch cock divided by initial antagonism times (40-minute tutoring period times 3 days a week times 4 weeks) equals boyfriends. Equation solved for EggDropSoup plus commission. Aku plus Roku equals there will be no actual math in this story because OW MY HEAD.

Percy struggles after the prophecy, and Nico struggles with some personal problems while trying to help his friend, that has to remain ONLY a friend. PercyxNico, but very, very slow-building. No OCs. BOOK-verse. language/later hints to Mature content

It was one of those cute little coffee shops, one of those folks they call baristas, one of those regular customers, and one more little falling-in-love story. AkuRoku for MizukiYumeko

Sasuke is a super-popular cool guy at school and Naruto is a stupid orphan weirdo but will they find yaoi in each other?

AkuRoku/SoRiku/Zemyx/Seiner. COMPLETE! "You scare him the most, Roxas. You are Axel's biggest fear. Because he's terrified of hurting you."

Kairi glanced at the girl's ipad, "See Axel? I am not the only one so organized." The girl grinned at my sister and said, "I'm Namine and this is my twin, Roxas. He has a great eye for color." A great eye for color? That was her way of saying he was her gay, wedding planning, sidekick. It was about as subtle as when Kairi proclaimed I had amazing knowledge in fabrics.

I had a dream where Sherlock was furious with John for allowing Sherlock to be in the same building as ham, and, like any responsible Sherlockian, I wrote a fic about it. Crack, obviously. ETA: Dear readers, reviewers, and favoriters: I love you!

Harry sends John a link that leads to something rather terrifying...at least according to Sherlock who is trying to burn his brain out

Life was never boring when the ghost king was around. He always had something with him, and he always made it a point to trigger a reaction from the son of Poseidon. Post TLO, Percy/Nico.

It all started with a spontaneously combusting tree, a pineapple and some seriously weird ancestry but some how Naruto has ended up in Hogwarts of all places with a Basilisk on the loose. But do not fear! Itachi's here... or there... he's everywhere maybe? update on the rating as this was brought to my attention, thanks those who commented, and sorry about spelling :S

Sasuke is an Agent who works for a Secret Organization. When a new threat arises that jeapordizes the entire country, he has no choice but to join forces with Naruto, an Agent from an allying company. Sadly...they just can't seem to get along. SasuNaru AU

It's Halloween and Naruto, Sasuke and Kiba receive a strange looking doll. When night falls, however, they are thrown into a nightmare of deadly proportions. Will they survive to see the sunrise? Light SasuNaru, blood and horror. Happy Halloween!

"You know what, Axel? If you can write a book and get it published, I'll marry you." It's too bad he didn't think the deal through. It's too bad he never thought Axel would rework Aesop's fables. It's too bad Axel is a fable-writing god. -AxelxRoxas-

drabble. Draco loves an apple. R R, just a random plot bunny! please read. epilouge now up!

Kiba deals with a cockroach while Hinata stands on a chair in fear, watching as the brave boy fights the icky little bug. But for all his boasting, even Kiba can get scared of some little things...

"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.

Falling in love starts with tripping over something. It can hurt, but be comforted: your face-plant was epic, and we all enjoyed watching it. In this story, Axel falls first, then flops around for a while, trying to get Roxas to trip over him. AkuRoku

Roxas always thought that love meant sex. Axel always thought that that sex meant girls. But when Axel finds himself falling hard for a male prostitute, he may very well lose everything for the one he loves. AkuRoku, Zemyx, cameos.

It all started with his mother driving off to get him a mystery present, now he's got a delinquent in his house, and they're supposed to form some sort of brotherly bond. Well, that's definitely not going to happen...or well, sort of.

Mycroft wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy. So does everyone else. Almost song-fic; crack. No slash, just crack and a Kesha parody. Rated T for safety. Possibly the longest fic I've written in a while. One-shot. Feel free to sing along.

Ciel had never liked Valentine's Day, despite having someone whom he absolutely adored by his side. Will he change his mind after this special someone takes him through a scavenger hunt of love and admittance? SebastianxCiel

Gift-fic for SilverXStarlight. CRACK-FIC! Sasuke was feeling sad, but no one's letting him mope in peace today! Insanity, bad language, total nonsense and slight SasuNaru. XD

RiSo, RiRo When Sora threw himself from the third floor balcony of his bedroom on Christmas Eve, he had expected a quiet death. But Death has other plans for him, and it's up to Sora to gain some closure in the past before his four days run out.

WELLL, OBVIOUSLY, WE HAVE A RAPIST IN WESTMINSTER!/ In which there is an accidental reference to Antoine Dodson and a whole lot of conduct unbecoming of a police officer or a doctor. Gen.

It's Halloween, and a bunch of our favourite ninja decide to go to the Uchiha complex to spend the night, despite Sasuke's warnings of something dangerous. CRACK HORROR FIC! Contains character death, implied yaoi and yuri, and loooots of humour! Beware!

John tried to teach Sherlock how to drive a car. Once. Never again.

What's there to say? They were on the bed, she was at the doorway. Akuroku

Getting the summer internship as a talk show host on W104 was Roxas' dream come true. His new favorite caller is just an added bonus. Akuroku for Akuroku Day. Two-shot. extra cheesy.

They were going to eat him alive. He had to escape. He had to. But how? Even the light around him was blocked out as they swarmed over him. His head was soon covered. Hands clawed at him and he felt them begin to bite. This was it. It was all over now.

Soul was one sneaky bastard. In retrospect, this was not how he pictured their first kiss. Kid/Soul, One-shot

AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.

A one shot so far, but there might be more! Roxas is a police officer looking for pedophiles on the internet but what he finds is not what he expects. Axel/Roxas

Ever been between a rock and a hard place? No? Well, ever been forced to choose between your dignity and mindless f-wording with the love of your life? It's sort of like that. -Fluff n' smut- -AxelxRoxas-

Two guys with the blues, the reds, and the pinks. Only thing they're sure of is...love stinks. AkuRoku. For Beutelmaus Of The Infinite Patience, with Love.

Keep him. AkuRoku, Happy Valentine's Day 2010.

If only it were always this simple. AkuRoku. Merry Christmas 2009.

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. AkuRoku for Norikuu.

Art students should refrain from falling in love with nude models. Axel missed that memo. AkuRoku smut for 8/13/2009

Soul/Kid oneshot If there was one thing Soul wasn't, it's symmetrical. Which is why it surprised him that Kid had taken an interest in him. Not that they're dating. It's all the mistletoe's fault, New Year's fault, and symmetry's fault.

AkuRou ONESHOT. Rated M. Axel and Roxas are having a general conversation. "I think you'd look hot with a tattoo." "I dont care what you think." "Tattoos are sexy." Funny how such a simple conversation can trigger off so many incidents. Summary sux

Just what the title says.

Axel and Roxas and a quiet barn full of hay at night. Ride him, Cowboy. Cowboy AkuRoku for Michele-bell HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Of course, Roxas doesn’t have a romantic bone in his body. You can imagine how this is going to go.

Axel works at a restaurant. Roxas is a student at the school on the opposite side of the street from the restaurant. Oh, and Axel is a Roxasphile. Akuroku

Note to self, next time you try to commit suicide, jump off a building. It's a lot more effective. AxelRoxas AU.

Scary.Part of the "Random School Series."

You can't really summarize this.Part of the "Random School Series."

Being stuck in community college sucks. Roxas just so happens to find something to keep him there for a while yet. And it all started with a freaking cold. AkuRoku. Some Zemyx. AU.

You asked for a sequel so here is the damn stupid sequel.

Well, there was me. And there was Sora, the kid who showed up one day, claiming to be my long lost twin. There was Axel, who was trying to worm his way into my heart. And my pants. And there was Riku. But you don't care about him. [AU] [AkuRoku] [RikuSora

Sora the love of my life convinces me to drive nearly clear across the country to rescue his twin brother. It wouldn't have been that bad, except we have to bring Kairi along. And Sora's boyfriend. Roxas, you'd better be worth it. AkuRoku, RikuSora. AU.

It was at that first party where Roxas found out his best friend was a really good kisser. And, oh- that they had actually been dating for the last two years. Akuroku

When Sora finds a new neighbour moving in next door: neither does he expect to find a hole in his bathroom wall the next morning nor an odd attraction to who he sees through it. Will love blossom or will it be sealed like the hole in the wall? RxS AU

A funny and stupid one-shot.

Roxas leads a semiperfect life. He's a good person, with reasonable grades, friends he's growing out of, and a regular home environment. Until Axel comes along. Roxas doesn't realise just how much of a sham his whole existence is...AkuRoku,RiSo,Zemyx,CL

AU. They promised to meet in the next life but they have to find each other first. AkuRoku. Complete.

Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu

He never knew what not to do. But he always got it right. Up until The Lightning, The House, and The Kid all came crashing down. Now he just can't stop doing it wrong. Axel x Roxas.

Axel has been chasing after Roxas for 5 months now, but their relationship is going no where, and Axel had no idea why. Roxas has been very patient with Axel, to bad Axel is an idiot.

All Sora wanted was to be in love and be an artist. Life wasn't going to allow him to have both without a fight. Especially with a hotheaded author breathing down his neck. [riku x sora]

What happens when the peaceful and subdued world of Twilight Town is visited by a renowned traveling circus? AxelRoxas and possible sidepairings but...I'll leave you guessing on those for a while YAOI, M to be safe.

Pure randomness and Stupidity. To the tune of rudolph the red nosed reindeer.

[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!

This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.

[Akuroku] OS. Axel is the most popular boy in school, and yet Roxas seems to be the only person that he likes. Will Roxas manage to ask him out and not make a complete fool of himself, or are his hopes in vain?

[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

Sora was messy, wild, mysterious, and everything Riku never wanted in a lover. That didn't stop Riku from falling for him. Oneshot.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.