It's Purge Night in Westeros. As it so happens, it's also Roose Bolton's turn to host the annual New Conquerors fundraiser. Sansa thinks that's an excellent reason to skip the festivities. Tywin thinks not showing up would be seen as a sign of weakness. What could possibly go wrong? Westerosi Purge AU with some Orwell thrown into the mix for good measure

Sansa's marriage is hell on earth. Littlefinger offers her a way out, but she doesn't have what Petyr wants in return. That is, until her husband makes her an unexpected gift. (Prompt: "I would love to read something where Tywin wants his wife Sansa to peg him, and she does it and is surprised by the amount of emotion Tywin displays after they finish.")

Lord Tywin Lannister finds himself in a bind when two women from his past pay him a visit in the black cells underneath the Red Keep. They are hells-bent on humiliating the man who once humiliated them. Or are they? (Warning: Shameless tickle fic)

Ever since her mother was killed during the Sack, Chataya's has been the only home Marei has known. After the Battle on the Blackwater, life at the brothel takes an interesting turn. Who is their new client? And why does Chataya want to keep Marei away from him so badly?

"I do avow that I have even observed her make him laugh, not once, but upon three separate occasions!" - Pycelle's letters to the Citadel (Warning: fluffy tickles)

Jeyne has been married for six long, childless years, and her father-in-law is losing patience. If she doesn't produce an heir soon, she's going to end up a septa, or worse, a silent sister. Good thing the new maester sent by the Citadel is open to alternative fertility treatments.

When the Red Wedding doesn't go as planned, Lannisters and Starks are forced to make an uneasy peace. Joffrey marries Sansa. Tywin marries Margaery. The game of thrones gains a new player - if she can conquer her own fears. But that isn't easy when your life and your soul are at stake. And it does not take long for Margaery to understand that in the end, you win or you die.

Lions of the North, Lions of the West, Lions of the South, and Lions of the East - They may be scattered across the realm, but they won't forget what Ned Stark did. A sequel to Heart of Darkness, focusing on House Lannister

Valar-morekinksplease Prompt (Round 12): Elia/Rhaegar, femdom, They may have agreed to bring the Stark girl into their marriage, but the Princess' public humiliation was not part of the plan. Elia chastises her husband after the Harrenhal tourney. (Gimme allllll the femdom. Don't hold back.) (Warning: dub-con, heavy bdsm, torture)

The Hand of the King is visited by the ghosts of his past. Are they real or is he losing his mind? (Warning: rape/non-con)

"Oh, it was poisonous, yes. The maester later told us it was a yellow heart spider, the most deadly kind there is. If it had bit me, I would have died. But that's not why Aerys killed it." Everyone admires him. But when he sees that look in her eyes, he regrets what he has done.

Valar-morekinks prompt (Round 15): Sansa/Tyrek Lannister. She has finally found her lionheart (Warning: Stalking, obsession)

"It looked like a thick, white snake with purple veins, a terrifying snake with no eyes and a round mouth." Same old "what if Tywin had married Sansa himself" scenario, but through a 13-year-old's eyes. (Warning: rape, underage)

Lord Eddard Stark, uncle and Hand of King Aegon VI, has many regrets, but none shame him as much as what he did to the Lion of Lannister. He should have taken his head or sent him to the Wall. That would have been the honorable thing to do. (AU: Robert dies in 283 AC; Warning: non-con, violence, torture, public humiliation)

He can't save her. She can't save him. They both know that. But sometimes it feels good to pretend. One shot (Warning for implied aftermath of rape)

Tywin and young Cersei are caught in a sandstorm on their way to Starfall and are rescued by knights serving the last Dornish matriarch. Tywin wants to thank her and move on, but the storm is not letting up. Lady Freya of House Blackhill sees a worthy bride for her son in the girl her outriders rescued, but she is having her doubts about the true purpose of her mysterious guests.

Fed up with his son's antics, Lord Tywin has decided that if Tyrion keeps acting like an irresponsible child, he will be treated like one. That means no more wine, no more women, and a father who never lets him out of sight. But Tyrion Lannister is not one to back down meekly. His father may have started this war, but he will finish it! Or so he likes to tell himself...

Tywin wants to make Rhaegar his King. Rhaegar wants to make Tywin his Hand. Love is in the air. And the Tourney at Harrenhal is just around the corner. This could end with their heads on spikes. Or it could be the beginning of something good. One-shot

Others may pity her and whisper 'spinster' behind her back, but she's lived the only life she ever wanted - Cersei on her deathbed, looking back on her life, feeling happy and content. Based on "Tywin, Cersei - Old Maid AU" ASoIaF Kink Meme prompt (Warning: Major Character Death)