SOUR MILK AMIhide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Supernatural. Hellooooo. I am SOUR MILK, a.k.a. SOUR MILK AMI. And, yes, "SOUR MILK [AMI]" is in all caps because -- little known fact -- it's actually an acronym. Trust me; it makes sense if you know the acronym. I don't really want to divulge my real name, but you can just call me Sour Milk, Ami, and/or Kari. Any of those would be fine. I am... Well, how old I am doesn't matter, but I am old enough for this site. I guess I'm also pretty smart, 'cause I'm in an advanced math program, meaning I took Algebra and Algebra II in 7th grade and Geometry and Pre-Calc in 8th grade, then took AP Calc freshman year of high school. It...was not fun. I never got put forward a grade, though. I've also been told I'm a grammar nazi, to which I reply, "I bet you just used an incorrect amount of commas in your head." Reading and writing is the reason I live, and fan fiction is a big part of that. Manga, anime, crime shows and brick-thick fantasy novels occupy my time. When I don't have homework, that is. I actually have two other accounts for different things: I have a video-game account and an anime/manga account, and this is my TV account. I'll try to write- I remain unsure as to if I'll ever get it out, but, if I do, the shows for which I may write fan fiction are: BURN NOTICE. Favorite character: Fiona and/or Michael. She's BA and hilarious, he's BA and awesome, and I do realize how redundant that is to say. SUPERNATURAL. Favorite character: Sam and Dean equally. For many reasons. CRIMINAL MINDS. Favorite character: Do I even have to tell you it's Reid? FOREVER. Favorite character: Again, do I even have to say it?, but I like Henry. Such a nice guy. And also British. British accents are one of my many weak points. BONES. Favorite character: Zac. Because in my own little fantasy world, he never assisted a cannibal and is still on the team. WHITE COLLER. Favorite character: Neal Caffery. He's great. And I wanted to be a pickpocket when I was little, so... yeah. No wonder my teachers were concerned about little me. LEVARAGE. Favorite character: Parker. She's, like others on this list, BA, and, also like others on this list, hilarious. LAW AND ORDER: SVU. Favorite character: Olivia. Because she's awesome. 'Nuff said. AND OTHER STUFF I CAN'T THINK OF AT THE MOMENT. A few things: |
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Special Victims Unit: A Story of a Survivor by TheWeepingRaven reviews
The Dursley's decide to take a trip to America, bringing Harry with them. There the Dursley's get caught red handed in an attempt to rid the boy. Will justice be served? Will Harry be able to overcome his pain and anger? -Rest of the summary is inside. (Re-Editing In Progress)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,112 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Harry P., OC, E. Stabler, O. Benson
The Chakra Alchemist by Miss Comatose reviews
Transmuted into the heart of the Ishvalan War at the age of thirteen, Sakura must learn to survive in Amestris as she is forced to participate in the genocide. With no where left to go after the war, she is adopted by Roy Mustang and must continue forward, trying to find a way home among the chaos of the military and the Elric brothers. Parental Roy!
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,791 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 4/24/2016 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Sakura H., Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
Another Day at Beacon by Alley Cat Sunflower reviews
Jaune has no idea what he's doing. Nora is hyperactive. Pyrrha is composed but overwhelmed. Ren just wants some peace. Ladies and gentlemen, Team JNPR. With a room shared between these four disparate personalities, what shenanigans can ensue over the school year? Centers on Ren and Nora; Jaune and Pyrrha are just along for the ride. *SUSPENDED; SEE CH12 A/N.* I do not own RWBY!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,261 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 9/16/2013 - [L. Ren, Nora V.] Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
The Crooked Man by E. M. Morning reviews
Not everyone likes David Rossi. Some would rather watch him suffer rather than see him being happy, and to truly hit someone in the heart you must go after what they care for the most.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,972 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 6/27/2013 - D. Rossi, S. Reid
Limits by Nerd-Herd-27 reviews
"Before he could finish his thought, all Hell broke loose, and the entire house was going up in flames. The cacophonous explosion reached his ears as the windows shattered outward, and clouds of violent fire and smoke burst forth from them, billowing out like a great paroxysmal inferno." Fiona/Michael (could be romance or strong frienship). One-shot.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Michael W., Fiona G.] - Complete
Purple Fire by Bleeding Rainbows of Memories reviews
When Prince Zuko has trouble finding crew members, Captain Zhao just so happens to know of a prisoner who can go with them. Can Zuko and Iroh find out what this broken child did to anger the Fire Nation, can they find out who beat her up? Can they discover her dark secret before it eats them alive? Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar or anything related to it. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Zuko, Zhao, OC
The Color White by Livelife20 reviews
*COUGH* Okay, I admit I forgot my login info. Honestly this is still in the back of my mind. I'll need a bit to reacquaint though. SUMMARY: What if Beta was never created? What if the Texas we know and love was never accidentally made as a byproduct of the Alpha? Would someone else be able to step into her shoes and change how the story goes? AU, OC, kind of. Hard to explain.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,145 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Tex/Allison
Yogurt and C-4 by Seraphim25 reviews
Fiona and Michael may have faked their deaths, but there are still plenty of obstacles for them to overcome. How do they get from a river in Miami to sitting by a cozy fire in Ireland, of all places? It won't be easy but with those two it never is. And it is always worth it. Includes Michael/Fi, Charlie, Sam, Jesse, and the Glenanne family
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,952 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 9/24/2013 - [Fiona G., Michael W.]
Up, Up, and Away by Tabby Kattene reviews
Nora learns what the lockers can do and enlists Ren to help her utilize this new information. Some Rennora, but can be read as friendship. Spoilers for episode eleven.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2013
Sleeping Arrangements by Batty Musings reviews
A lesser man would freeze or do something completely and utterly stupid at the sight of his best friend strutting naked around the room. Ren wishes he were a lesser man. Ren/Nora
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Complete
Born To Die by tea-is-liquid-wisdom reviews
A dangerous man has a vendetta against the BAU team. Or, more specifically, Aaron Hotchner. But what happens when this man tries to get to Hotch by taking Reid?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,105 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
We have a Situation, Hotch by GigglingWoodElf reviews
While on a case in Boston, Reid is kidnapped by the unsub. The team is in a race against time to find him before Reid is killed, while Spencer is facing some difficult obstacles, such as Torture, Rape, and malnutrition. REIDCENTRIC! T for wiggle room
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,025 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011 - S. Reid
A hero with no sight by gothina234 reviews
Reid gets brutally attacked in his apartment while looking after Henry but manages to hide him. Hanging on for his life, the team must deal with the fact that he may never fully recover after the attack leaves him blind. Can they find the men who hurt Reid and bring them to stand trial for their crimes? Henry needs a superhero to keep him safe. Can Reid be that hero even blind?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 81,637 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
Worth Saving by Gandalf3213 reviews
Hotch made a promise when he found a very young agent on his team: he would save this one person. But as the years wear on, more often he finds himself standing by as Reid is strangled, drowned, kidnapped. And it's hard to save Reid when he has no idea why he should be worth saving.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,072 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 93 - Published: 5/23/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
An Imperfect World by xxxMishaxxx reviews
"You can't run anymore. Put your weapon down and we can talk." The boy looked at him then, and he was shocked by his eyes. Molten gold. But there was also fear, and trepidation, in them. "Come on kid, we don't want to hurt you!" called JJ. "I'm not a kid!" Edward Elric is lost in a world he doesn't understand, and the agents of the BAU have found someone they don't. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,819 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Edward E., S. Reid - Complete
Fighting through insanity by gothina234 reviews
Reid and Morgan are kidnapped and forced to play a sick game. Morgan is forced to watch as the men who kidnapped them try to convince Reid that he has gone insane and that there is no Morgan or team. Morgan struggles as he is tortured physically and emotionally. It's up to the team to find them. But will they find them in time? And will Reid be strong enough? Not slash!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 57 - Words: 73,021 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Saved from the Darkness by Madame Lapin reviews
Spencer Reid remembered only the Darkness,until one day he is saved. He trusts one of his saviors, but will he be able to trust anyone else?*Not related to my other stories*Rated T for language. R&R plz!i got the idea from Nymphis Fluminis's story 'Healing!readi it, its good!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,086 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Haloid by Bishopian Renault reviews
All AI come from somewhere... Well, used to. There are few new AI who are freshly made from programming. They also said that all Forerunner tech recovered from the war was given to the Infinity. Well, they also used to said that too. And now... This may change most of the stuff that people define AI. I don't own anything. (Title Update: Changed it. No relation to Monty Oum.
Crossover - Halo & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013
Beginning by kalliopeia reviews
The official story was that Spencer Reid happened into a profiling lecture at Caltech University. That he'd seen Jason Gideon give a lecture and asked so many questions that Gideon had finally given him a business card and told him to call. That the beginning had been innocent, curious, and perfectly Reid-like. The official story was not even close to true.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/26/2013 - S. Reid, J. Gideon - Complete
The Giver by Nerd-Herd-27 reviews
It seems someone at the BAU is a secret Santa Claus, leaving anonymous gifts to the team. Who is it? The rest of the team soon realizes that the heartfelt gifts could only have one origin... Written for the Christmas/Winter Drabble Competition! Prompt: Secret Santa.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Complete
Circus Chimera by puddingflaun reviews
While investigating a "chimera circus", Edward and Alphonse Elric witness a rather disturbing chimera... and decide to save him. Just wrote on a whim Rated for blood, based off of the song 'Circus Monster'. Len whumpage for those who like it
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Edward E., Len K.
Tick Tock by gothina234 reviews
Reid finds himself the puppet of a dangerous Unsub who wants something. Reid depends on Morgan as he finds himself pinned to a concrete floor with a bomb strapped to his chest. The team has four hours to save Reid while Morgan chooses to stay by his friends side. Will the team save Reid in time?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 52 - Words: 65,746 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
I'm No Stranger to the Rain by paluga reviews
When Spencer is attacked in his own home, his entire life takes a spin for the worse...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,527 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - S. Reid
For the Love of a Son by RascalFlattsS reviews
An unsub wants William Reid to steal important information from his company. When he refuses, the unsub goes after Reid for leverage. Reid Whumpage! Hotch/Reid father/son. NOT SLASH.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Father's Son by JennyLB reviews
The argument between Peter and Neal at the end of "Under the Radar" is used as the catalyst to dig deeper into Neal's childhood and explain his fear of violence and guns and his extensive knowledge and talents. Warning: child abuse and explicit language
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Drowning by i luv ewansmile reviews
With no memory of how he came to be laying in a pool of his own blood, Michael Westen wonders if he's finally running out of luck or if he's just slipping. Hurt!Michael. Michael/Fiona.
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,812 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Michael W., Fiona G.
Golden Stare by LabyrinthineMind reviews
What if Ed hadn’t ended up in Germany after he travelled through the Gate? What if he had arrived in our time when the Criminal Minds BAU team was investigating a serial killer? Alchemy can be used. Story will hopefully be better than the summary.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,131 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward E.
Smoke on the Water by Mousme reviews
Michael Westen has enough problems of his own, but when he meets a pair of mysterious brothers seemingly investigating the same case, his life gets a whole lot more complicated.
Crossover - Supernatural & Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,219 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sam W., Michael W. - Complete
Worst Case Scenario by Chloe Winchester reviews
Something horrible has happened to Hotch, he just has no idea what it is. With the team just as baffled and trying to find a missing Reid, it becomes a nightmare they all feared, an unsub targeting them. Hurt!Hotch Hurt!Reid NO SLASH! M for sexual abuse
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,601 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Chaos Theory by Chloe Winchester reviews
Spencer has been missing for 2 years, and when the BAU finds him, they find a broken and scared young man. And the worst of it, the man that took him is still out there. Some chapters rated M. Reidcentric NO SLASH set in season 2 Major Reid whumpage!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,662 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Importance of Family by WayLowHalo reviews
The first time Michael ever stole a car he was 10 and his kid brother needed to go to the doctor... this is that story.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Madeline W., Michael W. - Complete
Superman by storylover18 reviews
Reid is as close to superman as he can get. But even superman gets sick once and awhile.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,812 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
From the Darkness by K Hanna Korossy reviews
He was terrified. This wasn't what I'd signed up for. Outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Hunger by Eligent reviews
What can make you change everything you are and turn you into something you never thought you'd be? When someone is coming for one of your own, your whole team hurts, which the BAU painfully learns as an unsub seeks revenge in the deadliest way.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,684 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Standing Beside the Fallen by Quiddityy reviews
AU. During the summer when Harry turns fifteen, things go downhill with the Dursley’s. When Harry manages to escape their abusive clutch and goes to Grimmauld Place, problems and complications arise. Rated for violence and abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,823 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Independence reviews
The same night they lost Mary, Sam was snatched from the hospital. Little do they know, hunter Luke Buchannan did the snatching. So when Dean meets Sam Buchannan, whom he suspects of being a demon, but John isn't around to either debunk or confirm his fears, things go to Hell fast. Pun intended. AU, Teen!chesters, eventual Sam/Jess.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/5/2015 - [Sam W., Jessica M./Jess] Dean W., John W.