Draco Malfoy turns out to be a veela, you know, the usual. Hermione Granger turns out to be his mate, as it tends to go. Except this time, it's not your typical or traditional veela/mate au. No one is prepared for the chaos that is going to ensue, not even the writer themselves.

The story starts after the Yule Ball fourth year. There are several meetings through the years until seventh year when it all comes to a head. Romance, love and angst. AU. Draco M., Hermione G.

Things go a bit differently for Spike and Buffy during Something Blue. The story emerges in the aftermath. It was inspired by the following- "It is impossible to suffer without making someone pay for it; every complaint already contains revenge." -Friedrich Nietzsche I don't own them, Joss and friends do, but I borrow them.

Hermione Granger is edging thirty, accident prone and haplessly single. One night, she decides it would be humourous (and hilariously masochistic) to timeline her failed relationships in a memoir. From losing her v-card in a broom closet, to hooking up in a public loo, to ruining her best friend's wedding - she's done it all. (UNDERGOING REVISION 05/08/2015)