Here lies the profile of a bored teenager (it really depresses me that this won't be true soon) who lives on coffee and cigarettes who will sporadically post stories that haven't been spell checked and should be hidden in the dept of the basement to rot but in the throws of insomnia will think their on par with Anne Rice.

Warning: Craziness flows through my rainbow colored veins. I sleep the absolute minimum I can get away with. I am blunt, rude, sarcastic, cynical and have an extremely dirty mind.

Slash, Caffeine and Cigarettes are my oxygen and at some point i will probably offend you.

I apologize.

And if you haven't yet tiptoed away praying i didn't notice you...

Welcome person with no disregard for their sanity, you'll fit in fine.

Disclaimer- I own nothing but the plot in my stories, I do not own the characters or songs used.

If at some point i do own the songs/characters i will add a a/n, until then assume i own nothing. ;)

With my newest story Incredible Nightmares it doesn't matter who you imagine it is about while reading as i have absolutely no idea who its about either.

Go wild, feel free, Im happy to serve.

Update 10/04/2014

So um...i'm back...hello? Anyone still there? Well, i guess i saw that coming, i'll just continue to communicate with myself and the one incredibly creepy person sitting in their basement at 3am on a Wednesday looking at my page...Um, Hi, by the way. So anyway, i think i should say this while i still remember, but i wholeheartedly apologize for the...six...or ten months i didn't post anything (which during that time i'm sure you felt much relief that i gone back to the rock i reside under) but along with my sudden passionate obsession for Rooster Teeth that takes up the majority of my time, i also had a sudden realization about what i wanted to do with my life and of course me being me chose something with an unbelievable amount of studying (which goes great with my mastered skill in the art of procrastination) so along with everything on my to do list getting away from me i also signed up to this life for the next uh...seven years...yeah, seven. So this will probably stay here until May...next year...Sorry guys, i already knew i sucked, but at least now you're all aware as well ;D