Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.

Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC

Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?

My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.

He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.

/SasuSaku/ Sex, with them, had never just been about the pleasure—it was about the connection. Making love to each other had always been the only way they felt utterly unified. Smut Anthology.

There's one thing on my grown-up Christmas list, and while it includes a number of specifics in varying degrees of dirtiness, it really all boils to the one thing I've wanted for a year and a half: a do-gooder with unruly hair and a Mister Rogers sweater, and a lifetime of nights that would land me squarely on the naughty list.

Once you've gone away to college, hanging out with your old high school friends can be weird and unexpected. Kagome is about to find out just how weird things can get.

Kagome finds herself stuck in a very awkward situation. Can she get out of it? (one shot)

Inuyasha is exploring the pros and cons of a human night with Kagome. (one shot)

When Rosalie sees an opportunity to give her friend the greatest Christmas present of all, she doesn't hesitate. But what's kept Edward and Bella apart all these years? Was it all just a misunderstanding? A silly tale for Breath-of-Twilight's Countdown to Christmas 2014. ExB, AH, M

The war is over, and like Konoha, Team 7 has rebuilt itself from the ground up. Everything has changed, but Sasuke and Sakura remain much the same. Eleven years, she thinks, is a long time to be in love. SasuSaku.

VOTED TWICE AS THE LEMONADE STAND'S FAB FIVE FICS OF THE WEEK. Photographer Bella is heartbroken after her break up from Mike, but her best friend Rosalie has a plan to cheer her up - shooting a sexy calendar for Eclipse magazine. Lots of lemony fun! Featuring Bella, Edward and a whole feast of lovely Twi-guys! Stephenie Meyer owns all things Twilight.

It's his birthday and I'm giving him the one thing he really wants. AH ExB M for Smut. Smut, smut, smut.

Best friends Bella and Edward have a deal—if they're not married by the time they're 30, they'll marry each other. While she's been searching for Mr. Right, he's been busy with Miss. Right Now. Would you be happy seeing your long-time love say 'I do' to someone else? (Be warned: it's a slow burn) B & E, M

Various short stories about Sasuke and Sakura.

Sirius gets excited about breakfast, and Lily and James discover a new use for the invisibility cloak.

Inuyasha and Kagome discover the wonders of hypnosis.

Bella has nailed her dream job as Seattle Times' newest Outdoors writer. She's found new friends and is settling into life in her new city. Things are coming together for her, but an arrogant stranger sends her reeling at every turn. Will her new life be as comfortable as she'd hoped, or is she set for a rocky ride? AH B&E M COMPLETE

A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.

Forced to seek the help of a tutor, Bella wastes no time setting her sights on the hot bronze haired boy. After all, shouldn't learning be fun? My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.

After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen?

"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."

Their final year, their final chance at finding each other, his final plan to call Lily Evans his. To grow up. Full detailed summary inside. Canon pairings/characters. JP/LE alongside the ever wonderful Marauders.

Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.

Quite by accident, Kagome discovers an entirely new use for the binding spell. Inuyasha isn't really complaining...

Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.

Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.

Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.

Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.

Every twist of her hips had Sasuke struggling to remember how to inhale and exhale. Sasusaku Oneshot

Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.

There was no forewarning, no possible way to prepare himself. Sasuke Uchiha wasn't so foolish that he thought he could handle this problem. His source of trouble being a certain pink haired team mate that insisted on being full of surprises.

Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.

Oneshot. Vamps. Written for the LJ Community Twilightathon prompt: Possessive!Edward with Bella.

Bella is a blockbuster actress who's out to make a joke of Hollywood. A night of mishaps places her in the bed of the most egotistical actor in tinsel town; a man she loves to hate. Trouble doesn't end with just a litter of kittens.

Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.

Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku

Twenty-four hours before she begins the vacation of a lifetime, Bella learns that a change in plans isn't always a bad thing. A FGB o/s for ChiTwiGal.

Entry for The Cherry Exchange 2010 contest.For as long as she can remember, Bella has secretly been in love with her best friend,Edward. Convinced that he would never return her feelings, she kept quiet, but as the saying goes, you can never say never.

The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH

EXTENDED ONE SHOT: Bella hates Edward and Edward hates Bella. What happens when they end up vacationing together with their four friends in Montana. Smut covered lemon filled yumminess.

Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E

Bella meets Edward at a carnival, immediately intrigued by his bad-boy exterior. They say never fight fire with fire or you'll end up burned. "Something's telling me you need a little bad in your life, Bella.." Bday present for IcelandGirl812! LEMON, BxE

Bella and Edward were supposed to meet several years ago, but a split-second decision set them on different paths. Luckily, the fates have found another way to bring them together.

Bella Swan fantasizes about Edward Cullen regularly. When he shows up at her candy store and doesn't get the treat he came in for, he gets to eat something a little more... pleasurable. M, AH, AU, and a crazy, erotic one shot. Explosive, chocolatey LEMON

When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku

Sakura is the hot girl of the school and Sasuke...the nerd that wears glasses and that everyone makes fun of? What happens when she comes to school early and discovers that the know-it-all is...hot! Well, make the stotic guy like her! Lemons. -Requested-

One-shot birthday present for my beta, Melanie. Bella takes a nanny job for the summer with a rich family. When she meets Edward, the incredibly hot gardener, she is sure that he will break her heart if she isn't careful. Lemons and the usual stuff.

You blush when you see her hand slip into his pants. JPLE Main , One-Shot.

Bella Swan is a reserved writer whose Saturday routine includes her favorite coffee, reading in the bookstore, and watching Edward Cullen. They trade furtive glances, until Bella decides to risk it all and introduce herself. FGB O/S for Marijee.

A prequel to my one-shot Putting Lessons. Edward and Bella have always been close, but when puberty hits, there's a shift and then a crack in their relationship. Then one summer, during high school, they are forced to re-examine what lies between them.

“Vivi”, Hana complained, “I’m failing my French class because my teacher told me that Hana’s tongue isn’t trained and flexible enough”. Felten blushed, Vivi smirked. One-shot.

Edward and Bella have been friends forever. Add in jealousy, his occupation, and Bella's secret piercing and this is what you get. My submission for the Tattward and Inkella Contest. ExB LEMONS.

Edward Cullen tells the story about how he woo’d his lady love in 1988. He got a little obsessed, became a little stalkerish, and developed a voyeur fetish. In the end though, he succeeded.Oneshot.AH. Age of Edward Contest. Rated M for language and secks.

Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

We catch up with Bella and Edward the winter after Putting Lessons as they attempt to pick out a Christmas tree. AH AU. Initially written for Smut Mondays 1000 word maximum .

Written for jandco and withthevampsofcourse’s “A Very Cullen Christmas” contest/co written by edwardzukorocks & JDSK

Collab with Bacatlover! "Sakura," he whispered. She looked above to see his Sharingan glowing in the dark, "I said I'm not letting you go this time."

Edward and Bella, vacationing at the beach, have a little too much fun on the mini golf course. All Human AU. One Shot. Entry in the Dirty Talking Edward Contest and winner of 2nd Place.

These two exes want to hate each other. But that's rather hard when in actuality...you love them. Add in all that casual sex and it's near impossible. They're tired of pretending. BxE, AU, all human, one-shot. PLEASE review, not just favorite.

She simply stared, certain as his grip slacked that he’d quit this little tantrum and let go. But his hand only left her wrist in order to travel up and tangle itself in her hair, bringing her lips to his in a crushing kiss. One-shot; SasuSaku

“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.