Then the cold grips your entire body and you yourself slowly slip into the darkness of the abyss where you will never find peace, love or hope ever again. Is that when trousers will matter?"
--unhobbity hobbit -- http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1726542

i am a 14 year old girl who enjoys such genres as humour, parody, angst (only is done properly), a bit of romance (see comment about angst) and ummmm...maybe general, i dont know

anyway, a lil bit about me
name: lexxie, that is all you ever need know
hair: brown (short and goes ringletty in the rain, which makes me very happy indeedy)
eyes: brown (like pools of the abyss, they are very dark and have no distinct markings, they are nearly the same colour as the black)
skin: pale, im english *scottish scottish scottish* i'm not scottish, nor am i english, i just have half english ancestry, i actually live in australia, but oh how i long for the lush green pastures of yonder europe, where they get RAIN (what's rain, i hear you fellow aussies ask? it is when water falls from the sky. WOW, WATER FROM THE SKY? HUZZAH)
umm, im shortish *very short, i think i'm something like 150cm, i dont know what that is in feet and inches. ooh, and im in year ten
i am lotr-obsessed, especially when it comes to the general knowledge of all things Tookish and Brandybuck. OOOOH, and i have a genuine scottish kilt, (Modern Royal Stewart clan) made in scotland and everything. it makes me happy
i think this rant has gone on long enough. if you want to see more rants, simple tune into i think

ooh, and i have a frodo wig , a pippin scarf, a sam vest and a merry cocktail dress, so there NAH!!
now, everybody, do the heel and toe tango!
all is done according to each beat
heel and toe and heel and toe *glide slide glide*
and heel and toe and heel and toe *glide slide glide*
clap right (x2), clap left (x2), clap both (x2) and knees (x1)
twirl around stop, twirl around stop and dip!
work that out and TANGO