Favorite Pairings:

Legolas/OC Draco/Hermione Artemis/Holly

Quotes and Songs:

"Dom's an idiot!" -Billy Boyd

"A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near. I can feel it!" -Legolas, Fellowship of the Ring

"There was also a strange elf clad in green and brown, Legolas..." -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings:The Fellowship of the Ring

"Fool of a Took!" -Gandalf

"Why do you always have to look!" -Merry, The Return of the King

"The dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark." -Haldir, Fellowship of the Ring

"That still counts as one!" -Gimli, The Return of the King

"The way is shut. It was made by those who are dead, and the dead keep it. The way is shut." -Legolas, at the Paths of the Dead

"Artemis, quiet!" -Butler, The Eternity Code "I beg your pardon!" -Artemis, The Eternity Code

"BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE!" -CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, The Pirates of the Caribbean

"You're not a eunuch, are you?" -Captain Jack Sparrow, The Pirates of the Caribbean "I practice three hours a day, so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!" -The oh so chivalrous Will Turner, The Pirates of the Caribbean

"I do not doubt him, just the reach of his arm." -Eomer, The Return of the King

"Bring me colander! Bring me fork!" -Dominic Monaghan's imitation of BK, Special Features of Special Edition FOTR

"The eye of the enemy is moving." -Legolas, The return of the King

"You can keep your fancy ales! And drink them by the flagon! But the only brew for the brave and true, comes from the Green Dragon!" -Merry and Pippin, The Return of the King

"I'll have no pointy elf outscoring me!" -Gimli, The Two Towers

"She needs to sort out her priorities." -Ron Weasley, The Sorcerer's Stone

"The cow in the meadow goes moo, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits it on the head with a hammer and that's how we get hamburgers!" -Phoebe, Friends

"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shell be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken: The crownless again shall be king." -Bilbo, The Fellowship of the Ring, The Council of Elrond