If you really are interested in getting to know me, read this. If you really don't give a crap, then... skippit. Up to you, madam. (Or sir...?)

Name: Alexis. Or Alex, whichever you'd like. Or in Greek-- Αλέξης !
Age: I can't tell you, for I'm actually a 48 year old stalker.
Loves: Percy Jackson/Logan Lerman, Percabeth, writing, tralalalaing, guitaring, jamming, ... ing, Twitter !! Starbucks, Tulleys, long talks about nothing in particular, crazy ass laughter, movies that make me cry, and my electronics, which I hate sometimes... so I guess we've got a love/hate relationship?
Hates: Partial to Selena Gomez, music that focuses on alcohol and whipped cream, and Percy Jackson haters.
Hobbies: Well it's summer right now, and all I've got is me trusty laptop, really... I'm kind of a FaceBook stalker. Ooh and a Twitter addict! Oh and sometimes I like to go outside and.. frollick. My, that word can sound R-Rated at times... ^-^

Greetings, noobs! (Or like highly esteemed writers, which, in that case-- what in Hades name are you doing on my page? I really do think you're too cool for this. Really.) FanFiction isn't new to me, though this account is. I've got a newfound love for Percy Jackson, and though I guess I haven't read all the books yet or did actually like the movie a lot more than "true Percy Jackson fans", Love is love, right, papi? Oh and... well, honestly, I'm no good at introductions. So why don't you see what I've got to say, really say, and read my stories? (That is, if I've posted any... right now it's actually ZERO down there... I haven't even added any favorite stories. Wow, Am I sad or what?) Anyways, I really am the type of girl who reads and doesn't review. So I think I should. Right? Even if it's constructive criticism (or just plain old flaming), right? ... I think I should stop rambling. So just. Enjoy this empty page (for now, at least) and... PM me, let's have a chat. :) I do swear on the River Styx to try and improve on this introduction... and if you're asleep right now, I do advise you to wake up and wipe that disgusting drool off your screen. :)

PJO LOVERS UNITE!

(Just kidding.)

Peace.
-Alex