Kendall Schmidt

It takes one second to like his looks *
* It takes one hour to like his acting *
* It takes one day to fall in love with him *
*It takes one entire lifetime to forget him *

Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

Best Friends: Help themselves and are the reason you never have any food.

Friends: Will help you move.

Best Friends: Will help you move a dead body.

Friends: Help you when you fall.

Best Friends: Walk by, say, "Walk much?" and are possibly the reason you fell

Friends: Borrow your stuff and give it back to you later.

Best Friends: Lose your stuff and say, "My bad... Here's a tissue."

Friends: Think you are insane for jumping from a roof to a trampoline.

Best Friends: Are jumping right after you.

Friends: Lend you a pregnancy test.

Best Friends: Are there knocking at the door, screaming, "Name it after me!"

Friends: Come to see your wife and baby in the hospital.

Best Friends: Are there when your baby is born.

Friends: Bail you out of jail.

Best Friends: Are sitting next to you in the cell saying, "That was AWESOME!"

Friends: Know only a few things about you.

Best Friends: Could write a VERY embarrassing biography on your life, with direct quotes.

Friends: Call your parents 'Mr.' and 'Mrs.' and your grandparents the same.

Best Friends: Call your parents 'Mom' and 'Dad' and your grandparents 'Grams' and 'Gramps'.

Friends: Need to be told not to tell.

Best Friends: Know not to tell.

Friends: Take away your drink when you've had enough.

Best Friends: Tell you, "Hey! Drink that up- you know we don't waste!"

Friend: Says 'hi' to you in Wal-Mart.

Best Friend: Jumps you from another isle with a Nerf sword.

Friend: Tells you to stop fighting.

Best Friend: Has your back when you're taking down those jackwads!

Friends: Tell you to go easy on the kid.

Best Friends: Are rooting you on as you spank them.

Friend: Will watch what's on TV.

Best Friend: Will wrestle your kid for the remote.

Friend: Will drop it when you say you're fine.

Best Friend: Will look you straight in the eye and say, "Nice try. Now what's REALLY wrong?"

Friend: Has never seen you cry.

Best Friend: Won't tell anyone that they've seen you cry... more than once.