So, hey there. My name is Dean, or you can call me Dee.

... [silence]

.. [fidgeting]

. [grinning sheepishly]

. [waving hand nervously]

Awkward, huh? That's exactly what I am.

Even though my very existence oozing every juice of awesome-ness (cough) my uber cool collected self couldn't help it that I'm the epitome of awkwardness.

I'm the source of every awkward things in the earth--HAHAHAHA[evil cackle]! FEAR ME, SOCIETY! I'll be slinking away in shadow and taking your waffles. And maybe pancakes.

(Yeah, don't mention it. I'm also crazy as heck)

Dee