There's only one thing you can do when a Jew tries to mess with your mind: play some mind games yourself. After all, all's fair in love and war. Kyman, slash. Cartman's POV. Companion fic to Don't Touch Me.

Sex is Kenny's high, but vanilla is boring. Nobody is willing to play along with his weird and sometimes creepy and disturbing kinks. Nobody except Butters, who doesn't realize the depravity of it until it is too late.

Kyle Broflovski is tired of his dull, unchanging life. But after he returns from being away from South Park for the summer, things start to spiral out of control, and everything falls apart. Mainly Kyman. Strong language and references to sex.

Berwald is a man left alone, and Peter was a kid left behind. Berwald's not really the perfect dad, Peter's not really innocent anymore, and Tino's not really sure he's ready for something so real. But, maybe... Maybe it's time. -SuFin, foster care AU-

When your life hits an all time low, things can't possibly get any worse, right? Not for Kyle Broflovski. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.

Cartman gets knocked out and wakes up with amnesia, which of course creates a wondefully confusing mess among the guys. Completed'd :] It's really not as retarded as it sounds XD R&R?

When a few guys at school make Kyle their target, Cartman decides to take advantage of the situation. His plan backfires when he finds himself falling for the boy he thinks he hates. Will anything ever be the same again? A dark CartmanxKyle, multiple pairings.