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Joined 10-27-11, id: 3377573, Profile Updated: 11-08-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
Hi! ya I love fanfiction!!! My name is Josey but I'd prefer you to call me JoJo! ;-) I am a BIG ANIMAL LOVER and WILL report any abuse when I see it agianst animals or other things. I am a current and active member in FFA and I own and raise my own goat named, Marissa, yes, that is her in my profile picture with me at her very first judging contest (normally called a show)!! I am also VERY PROUD of her because this previous year at the Fort Worth Stock Show, she got 3rd and 5th place goat!! I care and treat her like I would my own child!! So I love her to death!!! I am also getting a pig this year too! I have also been in band and have played the Flute for 6 years and recently started Piccalo playing, though I'm not very good at it right now. I am also in Colorgaurd and have just mastered rifle after learning how to toss flags, although it is very hard to learn! I like to write fanfiction because: it creates a wonderful outlit for my creativity and gives me lots of options for what to write about. The book communities I like are: The Twilight series, House of Night, Night World, Vampire Kisses, and finally, The Lovely Bones I mostly write Twilight, House of Night, and just any type of vampire fanfiction. I also write some all human stories, but not very many, that are good. Since I read so much fanfiction myself, and am usually just a silent ghost reader, I am finally taking a chance and finally writting some of my own fanfiction and finally created my own account because I have always been a gifted writter and can write for hours with no end and my story turn out great. So that is a little about me. I hope you can enjoy some of my writting and btw..I will be posting many many chapters peridoically...but...bear with me sometimes. I am a very busy woman...and I am very sorry in advance for any delay I might cause you in waiting on my stories to be updated and published. Please read stories from my community called: wonderfully written Cannon twilight stories and visit it often!! I constantly post and pick up on new stories that are REALLY REALLY GOOD!!! I don't settle for less than the best stories so, please subscribe. Plus thier are some really good authors that are found in my community, wonderfully written Cannon twilight stories, and some really great stories that they posted!!! So if not for me, do it for them, so thier stories can get read, reviewed, and for them to know what thier reader auidence wants to hear from them!!!!! Thanks a bunch!!!! Yall are awesome!!! So I hope you enjoy and if you want to know more, just P.M. me!! Oh and btw...P.S...PLEASE READ AND REVIEW EVERYTHING!!!! ALL COMMENTS are SUPER appericated!!! I love constructive critism and hearing feedback about what ya'll think, so I no what ya'll think!!
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102 Things Emmett Cullen Is NOT Allowed to do by Lyssa789 reviews
The title says it all. Please read, enjoy, and review. : I might continue this, instead of keeping it as a one-shot. I'm not sure yet.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Emmett - Complete
Edward and Bella talk by Puppygirlroks reviews
Just a funny conversation between Edward and Bella. Rather stupid but fun. First fan fic! Please R&R! Rated T cause I'm not 100% sure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Trouble by A Sinner. A Lover. A Hopeful reviews
Sort of a sequel to my story FUNNY IM CHAT! Read and review. AN: I don't own twilight. nor do i own Jasper! *starts crying*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
FUNNY IM CHAT by A Sinner. A Lover. A Hopeful reviews
Okay this is a story that will make you twilighters lose your pants!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Jasper, Emmett
I Hunger For Your Touch by jmolly reviews
The Cullens thought Edward would never grow up, but marriage to a determined human girl,& a trip to Brazil, alter him forever.On his honeymoon,Edward finds more than love,friendship, self-acceptance,& an ability to lead.He embraces a future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 586,951 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Up a Tree by hysterekal00 reviews
Jasper and Emmett disagree - what else is new? One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
20 ways to get kicked out of WalMart by IWasToBlindToSeeThat reviews
Ways to get kick out of walmart. Nessie and Em are getting kick out of walmart.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett
31 More Things Emmett Cullen Is Forbidden From by theprettiestwhistles reviews
Emmett Cullen is not allowed to order clay pigeons in the shape of Aro's face... or shoot them while in the complimentary hot tub in one of the Volturi's guest rooms. M to be VERY safe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Emmett, Seth - Complete
Things Emmet would do in an elevator by Twilight-Anime-Fan reviews
What will Emmet do when he's bored make a list of fun things to do read and review please no hateful comments
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Things To Do In Walmart, with Emmett! by emilylovee reviews
Emmett finds a list of things to do in Walmart and decides to do them all! Along with the other Cullens of course! Sure to be crazy.. Hilarious story here people!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,430 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Emmett
Sex Talk by honeydrips reviews
Carlisle and Esme have a sex talk with the Cullen kids. Emmett's POV! One-Shot. Not much discretion needed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Emmett, Carlisle - Complete
Emmett Plays With Feminine Products by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
This is a funny one shot! What happens when Emmett goes through Bella's purse! Read and find out! Takes place after New Moon. The Cullens are vampires, and Bella is human. Review and add to your favorites! I promise you'll be in tears by the end!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Can Emmett do this? NO HE CAN'T! by twilightfan0720 reviews
51 things Emmet can't do!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Baby Baby! by TeamTwilight26 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella and Edward get an unexpected surprise but Bella keeps it a secret. Will she tell Edward? And if she does tell him what will happen next? Really good! I promise you won't be disappointed! AWARD WINNING! Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,041 - Reviews: 2174 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
15 things Edward does in his free time by PhoenixRain26 reviews
After Aro, Jane and Jacob, Edward's darkest secrets are revealed. Let's take a look a his favorite past-times! Beware:do not eat or drink while reading this
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Edward
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,593 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
15 things Jane does in her free time by PhoenixRain26 reviews
Well, the title says it all...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Jane
15 things Jacob does in his free time by PhoenixRain26 reviews
The title says it all.Sequel of "15 things Aro does in his free time". Not for people too overprotective of our little wolf lol
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Jacob - Complete
15 things Aro does in his free time by PhoenixRain26 reviews
Well,the title says it all. Beware, these revelations will shatter your view on the leader of the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Aro - Complete
Unread Messages by xxsparklesnick reviews
Sequel to You Got Love! If Isabella Swan thought last year was crazy, she's about to be surprised. With Alice's baby on the way, a wayward best friend, visiting cousins and a boyfriend who seems determined to get a ring on her finger, what's a girl to do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,095 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
How To Annoy The Cullens by OhHaleYes reviews
All created by me : Anything else you may have seen is pure coincidence.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
A Family Outing by OhHaleYes reviews
Its Renesmee's first hunt with the whole Cullen family. Edward's having doubts about her safety, but will he be proved wrong?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
Save Kiss by orangekitty160 reviews
Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Guardian Angel by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
AU All human. ONE-SHOT! T for language. Edward loses his angel and he can't live without her. He hears her voice, but is it real? Is any of it real?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Moments by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Song fic based off Brad Paisley's "Little Moments" A few very sweet, fluffy moments between Edward and Bella. All human, T for slight language. Shows how Edward loves Bella's little imperfections. Adorable, especially if you know the song.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
22 Weeks Later by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Sequel to "Little Pink Envelope" Everything is going perfect for Edward, Bella and Lexie, and with a new baby on the way, family and friends reunited, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right...? All human, canon pairings. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flabbergasted Phenomenon by jankmusic reviews
“This is the most unique situation I have ever heard of with a human and a vampire,” was what Carlisle said, but all I could think was, “I’m going to have a baby.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,043 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4109 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Little Pink Envelope by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One of those typical, Bella/Edward one-night stand and getting pregnant stories, but very original plot! Bella knows Edward's name but he doesn't know hers. What happens when they meet up again five years later? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 2,356 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Cloud Nine by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
WINNER at the Twilight Awards! Best Nessie and Jacob fic. Post Breaking Dawn. Jake and Nessie's first kiss. J/R ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Learn to control your thoughts Jacob! by ItStHeCaRiBbEaN reviews
What happens when Edward finds out about Nessie's little late night adventures? Nessie is yelling at Jacob. Edward is ready to kill Jacob. Read and review! RenesmeexJacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Jacob - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Edward's Surprise by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
It’s Edward’s Birthday and Bella has surprise for him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Just Like Heaven by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward and Bella have a picnic in the summer sun. A cute and short one-shot. BXE RATED K NOT M! Sorry for the confusion!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Boundaries by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Everything was perfect. If you minus the fact that the wedding less than a week away and my vampire fiancé has more than willing dropped all of his boundaries and is now testing his limits. Stupid obsessive sex driven vampires! BXE Lemon one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3568 - Favs: 2,862 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER! Bella Swan is a journalism major at Forks University. Edward Masen is a famous vampire model, Bella is sent to interview him. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,968 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
Stupid Pixie Shaped Vampire by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The story of how Edward me Alice. A little funny, very cute. A little BXE and AXJ R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 154 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
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Forever and EverAmen! reviews
As Bella watches her child's face ligt up, she rembers and describes to the readers all about her honeymoon with her husband, Edward, 4 years earlier. All human, Cannon parings! Rated M for SOME SMUT in Chapter 3 and on!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Bella, Edward
30 Things Em is NOT Allowed to do at a Doc Office reviews
ONE-SHOT! I wrote 30 Things Emmet is NOT Allowed to do at a Doctor's Office because it was in my head and would not keep bugging me! So enjoy! All R&R will be apperciated please! and THANK YOU so much! Rated K just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Emmett - Complete
10 Things Jacob Black would do JUST to annoy Rose reviews
A One-Shot I wrote it to add a little bit of fluff I thought you might enjoy having added to your day to make it better and also to make the world a funnier, fluffy, better, happier place! Hope you enjoy it! Please Read!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
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