Note, most of the stories on my account are leaning towards the questionable side of Mature. Now, I don't write porn, strictly speaking, but I do write borderline smut. So, you know, whatever. I'm never sure what FFN finds acceptable on their site, so my writing might run into problems. If that happens, I'll probably be around on blogspot or something, who knows? I don't.

And hey, I’m aiming for two or three chapters of something every week. If I don’t update, just PM me until I do. It’ll probably work. Also feel free to suggest any characters, though I will probably stray away from underaged ones, that you want me to write. And most importantly of all, if you suggest something, your post also should have a shitty pun that relates to the character, the world, or the situation. If that is not included, I'm more likely to ignore it. Just sayin’.

Auf Wiedersehen.

P.S. If you want more similar work, check out my friend Sash who works with me on many of my projects, either as a fellow collaborator or as an editor.