notsocoherenthide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Sherlock. There's not much to know, really. Just a girl, found some fics searching for some light reading (like smut Johnlock fics). I've already written some fics, but a looooong time ago. Hope someday have the creativity and patience to do write them again. Brazillian, 20, journalism student. Frustratingly in love with a lot of actors and their characters, crazy about Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Fringe and loads of other programmes. Yeah, that's pretty much it. :) |
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The Man No One Liked by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
NOW COMPLETE AU Casefic: November, 1913, Doctor Watson is invited to the country house of his distant relation, Lord Lestrade. He and the footman, Holmes, who has been assigned as his valet for the weekend, are instantly attracted to one another, but be
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,821 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Superheroes At School by clawswrites reviews
Peter is getting teased at school and his daddies try to fix it by turning up at the school. In their superhero outfits. AU. Superfamily. Requested. Steve/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Still Learning by BC reviews
Tony doesn't *like* Steve. He sees Steve for who he really is, and it frustrates him to no end that he can't seem to communicate his point of view to anyone. Funnily enough, the feeling's mutual. Stony slash.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,143 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Happening by Keep.Film.Alive reviews
Clint's point of view. Something happened several months ago that changed the Avengers. Clint's not sure if Peter will ever recover... for the lolz because I can totally see Steve doing this
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
How I met the Genius, Billionaire, Playboy by bangbangbangitybang reviews
AU. Steve Rogers is a discharged army captain down on his luck. Living in his friends' apartment and unemployed isn't ideal. However, his small world is suddenly lurched around when Bruce brings a new face dressed in couture to their usual bar. StevexTony. Rated T for language, implied smut,
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,773 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
First Words by EricaQ reviews
Wherein Tony accidentally teaches a toddler Peter his first word. They say better late than never, but to Tony, never would be pretty good right now. Superfamily oneshot! Stony toddler!Peter.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/24/2012 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
A Thin Red Thread by hannahroar reviews
"An invisible red thread connects those destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstances. The thread may stretch or tangle, but never break." - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,558 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
To Poisons and Their Antidotes by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
Every poison has their antidote. Sherlock will meet the antidote to his poison in the most unlikely of ways. AU. University Johnlock. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,310 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in SelfControl by Scarlett Rogue reviews
John starts a private blog regarding his more intimate moments with Sherlock. When it is accidentally posted as public, many people have something to say. Smut, hilarity.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Man Possessed by thequeergiraffe reviews
I don't even know how this happened, seriously. Another one-shot that grew out of control. Rated for smut. Lestrade/John, Sherlock/John. Spoilers through series 2. Sherlock deals with his jealous heart.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,925 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Opening Pandora's Box by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
"I can tell by the dilation of your pupils and the way you're licking your lips that you have plans for me. Do as you will; I have opened Pandora's Box and I fully intend on exploring what's inside, after all." .:. Johnlock smut. PWP. oneshot. top!John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,446 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Wrong! by yesmilady reviews
Sherlock can't sleep. Based on a xkcd strip. John/Sherlock established .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Everyone's Competition by ConnorCat reviews
John has lost yet another girlfriend, thanks to his annoying flat mate. All he wants is some human contact... Which Sherlock helps with. Twoshot/lemons.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Grey or Blue by missmelon12 reviews
There is nothing between them before John surges forward to claim his lips. Nothing more than friendship and longing and desire, undisclosed wants and words only whispered in the late night hours when the other is not around to hear.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
dickweenie by Jim from IT reviews
Sherlock leaned in close to John's luscious ear and whispered seductively "Jawn. Jawn. I'm inside of you," Sherlock paused most dramatically "With my dick-weenie." Sherlock finished with a flourish.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Take me by HamsterCastiel reviews
First Sherlock story I ve written based on a roleplay. Warnings for very dominant Sherlock! Kinks, toys, dirty talk.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,100 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
He Will Remember by IronicNarwhal reviews
If John had known it was their last lazy day together, he wouldn't have spent most of it ignoring Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The best Experiment by sixbynine reviews
In which Sherlock approaches his lack of knowledge about sex the same way he approaches his lack of knowledge about anything. Experimenting and cataloguing of results.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Intolerable Ludicrous Incredible by gwenweybourne reviews
Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What You Mean to Me by Lastew reviews
When John told Sherlock he was moving out, Sherlock couldn't tell him that he has feelings for John. Instead, he got drunk. What happens when John comes home and Sherlock's filter is offline?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
One Heart Walking by sorion reviews
He does have a heart. And it's walking around right in front of him. Sherlock/John. COMPLETED!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,994 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Baby It's Cold Outside by Sherlockian reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Sherlock has John join him on an investigation in the countryside. John never thought they'd get snowed in. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,877 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Poem by Mariposa en Arrullo reviews
High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,659 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Surprise, John by likeateddybear reviews
SMUT and slight fluff, I suppose. Humor. Back massage kink. John POV S/J
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Drunken Fairy Tale by Luna the Unicorn reviews
Drunken fights can only lead to emotional sappy confessions of love.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fifth Time's the Charm by Eligh reviews
Sherlock is head over heels in love with John, but John gives him such mixed signals. John: here's a hint. Straight men do not get aroused when kissing their flatmates. Very M, slash, you know the drill.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Birthdays by shadow-lupine reviews
Sherlock does not normally celebrate his birthday, but sometimes these things happen. JohnxSherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A heartbreak warfare reviews
They fought. They're not talking. But still they love each other. First fanfiction in English, so sorry for possible mistakes. Fluff, songfic does this still exist? . I love John Mayer and Johnlock. Enjoy. And if it pleases you or not let me know!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete