Aloha my comrads!

Haha, who doesn't think the word comrad is funny?

ANYWAY! I'm not gonna sit here and talk about what my favorite pairings are, or about my life from the minute I was born. Do you wanna know why? Because that's boring and no one really cares. If you're like me you'll just skip over this part completly but for you guys who read this, here ya go.

I've been called many many things,but I'm not really into labels. Last time I checked I wasn't a soup can or a name tag on a shirt so don't label me. Everyone stereotypes, that's understandable. Just don't judge me because I have crappy stories!

I don't really care to much for flamers because they don't really tell you how to improve your writing or what they did or didn't like so..yeah. You can flame me or whatever with your little virtual blow torches or with some stupid thing called, Flame Omega but don't think it's gonna make me go crying to my mommy and forget this site ever existed. SO you're welcome to give me 3rd degree burns. Please, do not hesitate if you think I deserve it.

Some of you may know me from my other username veelagrl9 but I highly doubt any of my old commenters still use ff.net but if you do then kudos to you. I stopped writing on this site for a while because it was a hassle to keep up with so if you find one of my stories that you'd like to continue, by all means do so. You don't even have to tell me you wanna copy them. Just don't e-mail me about them and tell me how much they suck. If you wanna fix them up or whatever you can do that too. I think those are some of my worst stories ever written because I was 11 and 12 when I wrote them. Stupid and young.(yes, I know you're only allowd to use this site if you're 13 but hey! It's life. Who actually pays attention to the rules?)

Dude, it's HIGHLY Annoying where people write fanfiction and tie themselves into the stories so that they fall in love with the main characters! 'Gah! Get over yourselves people and write a sensible story!

If you guys know any techniques that I can use in my stories, e-mail or IM me at SaveT3Hhumans472@aol.com. Yes, I have crappy AOL so my e-mail is my Instant Messaging name. ALSO! If you want to challenge me to write something then I'm fine with that too. I like taking on challenges because it gives me a chance to bend around my own writing style. OR If you just wanna insult me a lot feel free to do so. I've got the time. And oh yeah, if you want to be a character in one of my stories (if you think they're good enough for you)or you want me to write a story about you or something like that I can do that too. As long as it stays under PG-13. I don't do that whole rape and moan thing.

Salem's That Girl Who BoughtJason That Coke

Bonjour! I'm starting a new HP series, don't know the title yet but I have the first chapter written. I shall update it sometime today.

Here I was, sitting in a broken recliner in my poor excuse for a house, with a quill in one hand and a stack of parchment in the other. I needed an idea, and fast. Maybe I could write about a romance story in which the rejected girl falls for the Knight in shining armour, and they live happily ever after. ‘Nah…no one liked that stuff anymore unless it was properly written. I could never get mine to sound like those in the best selling books. It’s worth a shot! Life is such a weird topic to get down on paper… My name is Sage Selena Velour and I’m going to take you back to my 5th year at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

That's the summery by the way

Later!