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Author has written 1 story for Stargate: Atlantis. Hey people...at least, I hope you're people...TortieKitten speaking. I'm not much of a writer, so I'm not sure when I'll be posting another story...However, I have at least four plot bunnies playing around in my room...hopefully I'll write those stories soon...they're starting to make a mess...now that it's summer, I should have some time...when I'm not reading books and fanfics...or watching TV... I love reading! Some of my favorite books take place on the Discworld...a flat planet balanced on the backs of four elephants who stand on the back of a giant turtle...I also love most fantasy books including Harry Potter, books by Diana Wynne Jones, Tamora Pierce, and Lemony Snickett...which isn't really fantasy, but who's paying that much attention...lol I also watch way too much TV for my own good...some of my favorites are Stargate:Atlantis, Stargate:SG1, Dr. Who, and Smallville...just to name a few... I am a big fan of sci-fi and fantasy...and I LOVE anything funny...the funnier the better I always say... Thanks to my friend Chicky who got me hooked on Atlantis...it is SUCH a good show! |
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When Plot Bunnies Attack by BiteMeTechie reviews
They're the harbingers of doom. They multiply like tribbles. They care not for canon information. They're plot bunnies and they will not be denied! THE SAGA IS NOW COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/16/2018 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
The Mome Rath Hasn't Been Born That Can Outgabe Me by Kits reviews
Snark for snark, chit for chat. Zenlike musings at lunch, except not really.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 6/21/2005 - John S., Rodney M.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Pegasus Galaxy by Seanait reviews
John decides to put down a few guidelines.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,761 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
Poker Night by mariposa510 reviews
Elizabeth joins the girls for Ladies' Poker Night in Atlantis. Follows the events of my fic Tequila. Rated once again for alcohol, slight language, and slight suggestive content. Also, spoilers for episode The Real World.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
Tequila by mariposa510 reviews
Elizabeth gets a letter from Earth, and John learns something new about his fearless leader. Rated T to be safe because of alcohol, a tiny bit of language, and slightly suggestive themes but only slightly.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Gone in the Night by mariposa510 reviews
Elizabeth's in trouble on another planet, and John has to come to her rescue...but first he has to find her! First ever fic.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,220 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Even in the Distance by honeybadgerhook reviews
After a tragic mission, the Atlantis team tries to figure out life without Sheppard. Elizabeth dreams about what could have been while Rodney tries to carry out Sheppard's last wishes. (Death!fic, but trust me. Season 3, Shep/Weir).
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,466 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006 - [Elizabeth W., John S.] Rodney M. - Complete
When life gives you lemon by Linnzi reviews
Written for McKayRocks!. Spoilers for SG1 Season 10, episode 3, The Pegasus Project. Lemons can be extremely dangerous. SheppardMcKay friendship, with SG1 crossover.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Indisputable by Quezacolt reviews
Rodney McKay was officially a dead man. JohnxElizabeth. Spoilers: Irresistible.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
The Wrath of Elizabeth Weir by FumblesMcStupid reviews
Oh dear, someone's really annoyed Elizabeth! Who is it? What have they done? What will Elizabeth do to them?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
The Mousetrap by disc-on-tent reviews
Of mice and medics.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Carson B., Rodney M. - Complete
Tequila Hustle by Sg1Trooper reviews
Tequila, Carter and a challenge of 10 shots in 15 seconds from a marine does not sit well with Jack, Should he be concern for his 2IC?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
There's Someone For Everyone by mksmithie reviews
There's a new woman in Dr. McKay's lab. This is classic Romance with all the trappings, but there is a plot and even some action. So, please give it a try!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,983 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Rodney M., Carson B.
Magic Kingdom by Dr. Dredd reviews
You've just survived alien possession, Wraith enzyme overdose, and almost being turned into a bug. What are you going to do now? Go to Disneyworld, of course! Written for the SGA Flashfic Earthside challenge.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Elizabeth W., Carson B. - Complete
Email Me by Simallyher reviews
Newly instated General O’Neill, becomes restless with his new job, decides to pass the time annoying his 2IC. Can innocent emails turn into something far more and who else is reading these emails? COMPLETED!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,713 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Atlantis Handbook by Cammy reviews
John and Rodney were bored. Teyla and Ronon were roped into it. The rest of Atlantis was amused by it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,925 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Operation: Reunion by Taurichik reviews
Jack gets invited to his high school reunion, and doesn't want to go. Sam makes him. Meanwhile, Daniel's making rescue plans...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Off The Clock by Tinuviel Undomiel reviews
Also by Nerwen Aldarion, emails, meeting transcripts, journal entries and...zine articles? What the expedition does on the their down time Shweir and TeylaRonon
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,212 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006
The Good Sheppard by LdyAnne reviews
John Sheppard is missing and in his place is a german sheppard with hazel eyes and a cocky smirk.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,410 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Rodney M., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Genes In A Twist by tielan reviews
When three strangers come back through the gate with Teyla, Atlantis finds itself with a serious question of identity crisis on its hands. How are they going to get out of this one and what will the guys do for support if they can't? [COMPLETED]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,406 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
Lizzie Love by SelDear reviews
Elizabeth's in Atlantis, all's well with the Stargate Universe! [COMPLETE! Finished! Done! Toast! Wine! and this has to be the silliest summary I've ever written for a fic there's always a first time]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
Family Matters by LurkerLa reviews
When John makes an effort to mend bridges with his family, he is forced to confront his fears from the past and his dreams for the future. SheppardWeir pairing, follows on from my fic Letters from Milky Way
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,239 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
The Chosen Twelve by maria100 reviews
Atlantis has been infiltrated by twelve wraith worshippers. But with Sheppard injured and explosions rocking the city, it doesn't look good for the Atlantis Expedition. Whumping of a certain main character! Set during season 2.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,968 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Puppy Love by literatiwannabe reviews
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Deception by AtlantisGate reviews
COMPLETED! An offworld trip leaves Elizabeth in the hands of the enemy. Team action – some Shweir pairing.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,632 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
The Trouble in Store for Rodney McKay by nightpheonix reviews
Season 2 sequel to The Many Deaths of Rodney McKay. SECOND HALF OF SEASON 2 IS UP!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/10/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Rodney M. - Complete
Wrong Kind Of Guy by tielan reviews
He's not her usual kind of guy. [high school AU] [COMPLETED!]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,272 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/2/2006 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Elizabeth W., Ronon D. - Complete
Mr Mom by b7-kerravon reviews
Spoiler Alert: 'Critical Mass' and 'Childhood's End'. Just what was Zelenka doing during the episode 'Critical Mass', and why did he look like that upon his return? COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,700 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Radek Z. - Complete
The Passion of the Shepherd by Devil Theory reviews
Since that first moment he had always love her, unfortunely Weir was the one to get her. Just read it. You get, or else.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2005 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Shoelaces by jennamajig reviews
Daniel tries to deal with being little Daniel. 20th story: One Last Shoe is up. Series is COMPLETE.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,258 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Escape by Beach chick reviews
Ever think that Elizabeth Weir would get tired of all the mindless flow of questions the scientists and other personnel ask her? Read and find out how she handles the situation. Pairing Sheppard and Weir
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Career Counseling by Dr. Dredd reviews
The guys discuss alternate career choices. Response to SGAHC Professions challenge.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Radek Z., Rodney M.
I Need To Apologize by Beach chick reviews
I was expecting John to apologize to Elizabeth for the way he had treated her in Friday nights episode. So, this is the lost scene where he says he's sorry about his actions. Spoilers..so beware.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2005 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Another Virus by Beach chick reviews
Last time the Wraith were in the city of Atlantis, they left a virus behind to slowly kill of the explorers in case there plan to capture the city failed. SheppardWeir
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
The Many Deaths of Rodney McKay by nightpheonix reviews
A poem detailing Rodney's neardeath experiences. REALLY RANDOM, but kinda fun.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Rodney M. - Complete
Video of A Champion reviews
John interrupts Rodney in the middle of some very important thoughts with a video that he thinks Rodney would like to see. Read on to find out what’s so important about this video. JohnRodney friendship fic. oneshot
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/12/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete