Hey there! As you can tell, i'm a fanfic junkie, and I love writing stories. Hmmm...(thinks of something else to say) I've got nothing. Let's go with some quotes instead! Those are always fun!

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QUOTES!

"Do you guys notice anything different about me?"-annoying kid on my bus
"That you finally went through puberty?"-Chris

wakes up "Mom! Mom! Mom!" (blinks)-Nicole
"Nicole, do you know where you are?"-Jennifer
"...huh?..."-Nicole
"Are you at Kirstie's house, or at home?"-me
"uhhhhhhh...Kirstie's...?"-Nicole

"AAAH!...I scream like a girl!"-Mike

"Gimme miiints...!"-Jordan
"No!"-me
"Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiints!"-Jordan
"You're insane!"-me

"Does anyone here like Johnny Depp?"-Kirstie's dad
(Jennifer & I raise our hands)
(in a girly voice) "He's a hunk!"-Kirstie's dad

"I want a ferrett."-Kirstie
"A white, bouncy one?"-me
"What the hell?"-Kirstie

"U R my face x2 + 64 then that's 68 so therefore your face is almost 69 but not quite so you're not that cool but it's okay cause it's not your fault you were born that way!" -written by Mel

"Shut up or I'll whack you with my giant spoon!" -Jordan

"LOL...Stop it, you're making my laughing thing hurt!" -Dylan

(leaving for my next class)"Captain Jack Sparrow's hot! Bye!"-me
"Yay!"-Jennifer

(After realizing I stole his calculator about 30 minutes earlier) "Tara, you thief, you!" - Jordan

"I will give you one...two...three dollars and...one peso." -Matt

"Augh! Why is everyone's ass talking to me!" -me (don't ask. Really. You don't want to know.)

"Work like a demon!"-my math teacher
"If you mean demon as in youkai, that will probably require me killing something and loathing my half-brother but OK!"-me

Breanna: "I want some!"
Kirstie: "No, It's my sausage!"
Breanna: "I want a sausage!"
Me: "Then get an operation!"

pile of books falls over "Well, that was as smooth as...smooth...butter...yeah, i'm hungry." -Jordan

(doesn't rock climb, but sits in the corner and makes up dirty Christmas carols)-Me & Jennifer

Okay, I admit, that last one wasn't a quote, but it was still funny! LOL

"I'm not gay! How can I be gay if I like men-NO!" -Bobby

Kirstie:(to Jordan) "10.50?"
Jordan:(Immediately looks at me)
Me:"Shut up, Kirstie!" (Let's just say this quote has something to do with something that Jordan did on the bus and he made me swear never to tell anyone and Kirstie made me tell her...yeah, Kirstie is banned from secrets from now on...)

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Writing updates
So far, i'm working on writing a couple of POTC fanfics, and after I finish those, I plan to maybe start writing a Secret Window one. (can you tell I'm sort of a Johnny Depp fan? ;) )

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WTF, mates?
So, I bet you're all wondering, "Why the hell is your pen name Smidgens?" So i'll tell you! (and if you didn't wonder, i bet you do now!)

My friends Mel and Nicole were walking with me to Theatre class when Nicole mentioned that Mel and her had a whole metric assload of nicknames (i.e., Melvino, Melvinator, Vino, Veen, Cole, Coleslaw, etc.) and I never really had one that stuck. So, out of the blue, Mel stopped walking and pinched my cheeks, yelling "You can be called SMIDGENS!"

And so hence the name.

And also hence the dream I had where Mel was queen of Seattle and she stood in front of me with her crown and screamed, "I DUB THEE SMIDGENS!"

3 3 3 luvluvluv!
~Tara

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