I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the weird and wonderful story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II complete. (Warning: Part II ends on a cliffhanger. If you dislike that fact, Part II, Chapter 35, might be a better place to stop reading.) Part III is on indefinite hiatus.

Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).

Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...

My reward for beating the Demon Emperor and sending him back to hell? Finding myself in an unknown land, hounded by heralds of ice and fire, as well as the idiotic peoples of the lands in this... Westeros. Is it possible to find a way home? I don't know. Eventual Harry/Daenerys. As in way, way later. Stop asking when :P

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

A young Jasmine Potter escapes a terrible home situation by teleporting herself to the Elemental Nations. Against all odds, she will turn her life around, gain family and friends, and finally… Grow Strong. fem!Harry. IS BEING REWRITTEN

The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp

Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)

With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.

Sequel to Oliver Wood & The Reluctant Contestant. Starts off where story ended. Oliver and Hermione are married but are they going to get to their ever after with jealous cousins and teammates getting in the way not to mention the crazy fans of Oliver?

What happens when a lonely and betrayed vampire meets his mate at Walmart? Join Peter and Bella as they band together with their ragtag team of friends to creatively exact revenge on those who did them wrong.

Bella's life as a Cullen was near perfect. But what happens when Jasper and Bella return from three days away and find that everything they knew, everything that was has been changed forever?

Charlie Swan is on outs with his friend Billy Black and his hot new neighbor invited him over to watch the game. Better than sitting at home alone, Charlie accepts.

Percy is given the gift of the Gamer turning his life into a video game with levels, dungeons and skill points. Now Percy, armed with this amazing ability, sets out to prove himself to the world of the gods and humans by becoming the best at he can be and fulfilling his destiny. And eventually maybe even find love. Swearing, OP Percy, oh and REVIEWS!

What if Harry didn't bump into the Weasleys at Kings Cross on his first day? What if he met another family? A family that knew his parents. This simple encounter will set him on a different path including new friends and new ambitions. Includes: Slytherin!Harry, Good!Dumbledore, Conflicted!Snape, & Supportive!Remus. Years 1-2. Complete! The Sequel is posted.

A little slice of the life from the vampire & Master of Death couple that is Harry and Jasper Whitlock. (Female Harry, sequel fic)

Facing eternity and threatened with only a human's lifespan to spend with the one he loves, Jasper Whitlock begins his investigation to understand just why vampire venom does not work upon the lovely Hariel Potter. Sequel to 'you woke the lion up' Female Harry Potter

Travelling through England and attempting to adjust to this 'vegetarian diet' that Peter had heard about, Jasper Whitlock comes across a pretty girl abandoned in the woods with far more despair than should be appropriate. And really, as a Southern Gentleman, he can hardly leave her on her lonesome, can he? Female Harry Potter

Reborn after my embarrassing fall at Godric's Hollow as the Potter brat was an interesting experience. Getting sorted into Hufflepuff, even more so. But reborn as the Lord of Winterfell in Westeros as my playground? Now that was new, even to a retired Dark Lord.

Reborn, Rhaegar Targaryen has a chance to fix everything. If he can figure out just how he's going to return to his homeland that is. Female Harry Potter DISCONTINUED

Gendry and Arya reunite.

11 years ago, my 'brother' survived the killing curse. 8 years ago I was given up for adoption. 5 years ago, my orphanage was destroyed in a bloodbath. 4 years ago I found my place at the Dark Lords side. And now, i'm going to Hogwarts, I am Harry Potter

Naruto, in an attempt to use a flashy jutsu his sensei used, opens the way to a whole group of people who will change the shape of the shinobi world. Crossover with Rorchac's Blot's "Make a Wish" and other related stories.

Hermione becomes friends with the quiet young man who shares her corner of the library. It changes things - right up to Avengers, Ragnarok and beyond. Starts pre-Thor during HP&PS and moves into AU versions of movie! and comic!Marvelverse.

AU Setting ! With the new marriage law , and the decreasing population in the wizard world , Hogwart's staff and teachers hires a renound match maker , to help find the suitable "soul mates" for their students. HG/DM main pairing and may more APAJMFKBTHASDMHGBZGW

Rhaegar Targaryen meets a woman with hair of fire and a face of lightning, and the whole future of Westeros shakes. FemHarry

It takes a Village to make a relationship-Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing. Kakashi/femNaru

It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.

He told himself that when the day comes, and they meet again. He will be a better man for her, the one that she deserves. He'll be ready for her and for his daughter. And he hoped that they'll be ready for him too. WIP. READ AND REVIEW! :3

Naruto really didn't want this. He wanted to be a legitimate shinobi. He wanted to jump high, shoot fire, and bring down lightning on his enemies! He wanted to be revered by his peers, and he wanted to be goddamn normal! He didn't want this! He didn't want to have a RPG screen floating in front of him!

Story begins five months after Bella's birthday party. Jasper returns. What will he find? J/B story. Lemons in the future.

A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.

The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.

As if fighting Voldemort wasn't enough, Harry finds out that his grandfather is none other than a certain Sannin named Orochimaru. Oh dear. Harry PotterNaruto xover RR

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

Harry accidentally becomes akin to Primus the summer after fourth year. His 'children' call him Creator, but is he ready for the position and all it entails? What will happen when wizards and Cybertronians alike meet them? No slash. No pairing for Harry.

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

"Unfortunately, the first magical child young Harry Potter met in Diagon Alley was a Malfoy. Draconica Malfoy to be exact..." Harry/Draconica Harry/fem-Draco. This IS HET! will eventually contain Intelligent!dark-medic!strong!Harry, likeable!Draconica and some bashing for others.

Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.

Tom Riddle was fully expecting to stay in hell forever. But the brat-who-lived and friend has, of course, come along with an offer too tempting to refuse. Albus Dumbledore was fully expecting Harry Potter's name down for the next year at Hogwarts. He just wasn't expecting two Dark-Lords to be enrolling as well. Time-travel -sort of- and FemHarry DISCONTINUED

Four years is not a big difference, unless it makes the relationship illegal. What happens when the youngest pack member imprints on Bella Swan? B/S Non-Cannon, OOC, Rated M. Beta s Tayjay and Jusobele

Sole survivor of the mysterious fire that destroyed Godric's Hollow, young Harry Potter is taken in by Lord and Lady Stark and raised with their own children. The last heir to a strange and seemingly doomed House, he is determined to uncover the truth behind his parents' deaths, however ominous, despite numerous warnings that some things are better left unknown.

Who says romance ends at 40? For an older, more mature Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, the best is yet to come... It's never too late to fall back in love - with a little help from some meddling friends and some mistletoe (although holly IS prettier)! Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Post-Hogwarts. Romance, Fluff, HEA. Features Hannah, Neville, Ginny, too. One-shot - COMPLETE!

Sent back in time by a mysterious person and trapped in the past with a missing Dumbledore and an overbearing, charismatic Dark Lord, they had no idea how much they could dabble with before the world they had known shattered into pieces.

Naruto's an old soul, but the seal on his former life begins to wear away under the pressure revealing someone... much like himself!

A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger (Dramione). The prompt was 'NEW BEGINNINGS'. Post-Hogwarts, EWE. Draco and Hermione welcome their baby girl into the world - the first child born out of the Ministry's compulsory Marriage Law. It's a new beginning for them all. Romance/Family/Good feels. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!

Bela wakes from her zombie period and finds herself again. What happens when she and Charlie move to Mystic Falls, Virginia to help with the 'animal attacks? Can two kinds of vampire exist?

Edward leaves Bella after James bit her. She wakes up in Phoenix with only a note next to her. Charlie sends her to Renne. The plane breaks down on the way. Bella meets someone new. Time for a new life?

Damon gets so upset finding out that Katherine only kissed him to gain access to the Gilbert house that he leaves to forget. Bella is a mess when Edward leaves. What happens when Damon moves in and blows her mind and heart away?

What if Elena is not the only doppleganger? What if there is one more? What if Bella knew all along what Edward is and what would happen? How will things change when the last pawn is set on the board and the two worlds become one?

AU. Plagued by dreams of a life half-remembered, Harry Potter strives to carve out a life for himself in the North. Protected and raised by the Starks of Winterfell, Harry's fierce loyalty drags him into playing the Game of Thrones in order to protect his surrogate family.

As he begins to come into his own, Harry Hatake must find a way to make a name for himself and break out of his brother's shadow. But the past won't be left behind and with an old threat reemerging, Harry may find he needs more help than ever. SOI Sequel.

It all started when two normally clever individuals both had a really lousy day.

They took everything from him. And what remains when everything is gone? Vengeance. And nothing will stop him from getting his revenge. Nothing! A true saga of betrayal starts now!

Harry fell through the veil due to a battle in the Ministry many years after the fall of Voldemort. Sent through time and space, he fell in the lands of Westeros as a young child. Raised under the protection of Lord Stark, how will Harry change the game?

Bella is bored with her job and bored with her boyfriend. To the Cullens, she's like one of the family, but can an old friend of Emmett's provide the spark that's been missing in her life? Rated M for lang and future lemmons. AH, B/J Some non-canon pairs.

Arya returns to Westeros after leaving the order of Faceless men to find that the Dragon Queen has declared Sansa Queen in the North and Sansa is engaged to be married. She decides to head to Winterfell. AryaxGendry. Some light SanxSan, BriennexJaime. Ch. 15 up as of 3/2-all that's left after Ch. 15 is the epilogue guys!

When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.

rst Triology/At the ruins at Godric's Hollow,a necromancer,Lord Thant takes away baby Harry before Hagrid's arrival. Harry goes to Hogwarts following his new destiny...CH44 UP!

A series of very short one-shots about the events leading up to, and including, Arya and Gendry's wedding. This is a spin off from Just as Friends, Obviously, so I really recommend reading that first.

Bella dated Edward in High School and he left her feeling worthless. A year later, she runs into Emmett at a party- and learns the truth behind her breakup with Edward. Can Emmett help her heal and learn to be appreciated? AH, M for Language/Lemons.

A 173 old Harry Potter travels back in time to hopefully undo the mistakes of the past. Will contain Weasley bashing and a manipulative, but not evil Dumbledore. This is AU, but will follow canon, somewhat.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.

He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-

Bella makes contact and then a contract with the wolf pack bad boy. She wants to learn about sex and thinks he is the right guy to teach her. The more time they spend together, the more linked they seem to be against all odds, including Jake, the pack and visiting vampires.

Modern AU where Arya is 17 and Gendry 22. In which Ned Stark finds Arya's car missing at an early hour in the morning, and is told that she is probably at Gendry's, leading to some very uncomfortable misunderstandings and a string of events that will change their relationship forever.

Lucius Malfoy. Rich, handsome, pureblood, dragon. WHAT! Maybe there is more to Lucius then we thought there was and what is his interest in Miss Granger. Warning! relationship starts with underage Hermione. AU OOCLucius HG/LM lemons

Summary: Sheldon reluctantly takes Penny along to a conference in Las Vegas. Epiphanies are had, stars are gazed, cards are counted, shenanigans are shenaniganed.

A 12 Part Epilogue to "It's All Uncharted."

Tom Riddle: secret, brilliant heir to the biggest company in the world, VoldeMart. Hermione Granger: sent to his prestigious school on full scholarship because VoldeMart outsourced her parents' jobs to China. Bridges burn. Sparks fly. M for language.

Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.

It began with a collision... and became the hottest tumble of Hermione Granger's life! A story of wishes influencing ritual magic & a happily-ever-after accompanied by crazy, wild kisses. Hermione x Charlie Weasley. Hot shag! 2011 Smutty-Claus Fest entry. Story nominated for "BEST HERMIONE" in the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

Starts with the dementor attack, but instead of Mrs. Figg coming to the rescue, Remus Lupin and someone else arrived and informed Harry of the manipulations in his life.

"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

AU, HG/TMR/FW. Attraction builds between Hermione and her best friend's older brother, yet she can't tear her mind from the mysterious puzzle that is her critical theory professor: Dr. Riddle. EPILOGUE UP.

A sequel to my future Sansa/Tyrion fic 'Belief.' Learning to be intimate.

The Cullens left Bella, but she holds herself together. Jasper returns to her, asking for forgiveness and her help. Alice is not well, and he needs Bella to go back in time with him to help her. Will Bella find love with a different Cullen? B/Em, J/A, E/R

Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots

Two days in Phoenix is all it takes to make Jasper realize that mere curiosity cannot explain his obsession with the human who has so thoroughly caught Edward's attention. [AU]

Graduation night. Slytherin common room. Four witches, one twisted game of Twister. Who will win Malfoy's cherry? Will it be Hermione, Padma, Pansy or Susan? 2011 Deflowering Draco Fest entry. Hogwarts 7th year-A/U. Comedy-Romance-Hot Shag! Story nominated for "MOST UNIQUE STORY PLOT/TWIST" at the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

Irish Arms Dealer and the Italian mob. Take a joy ride with Bella to discovering betrayal, true love, and the truth behind her fathers assassination. Rated M. AH. *Nominated for "The Lasagna Award" Best Mob/Mafia fic.*

Immediately following the battle with Victoria's newborns, Bella finds out that the Cullens were just using her in a most malicious way. With the Volturi wanting her dead or changed, time is ticking. Will someone get her out of Dodge?

My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione

We all know the story of Romeo and Juliet, but what if it never ended there? What if they were reborn as Damon Salvatore & Isabella Swan? Loss, heartbreak, motherhood, happiness, a good dose of supernatural, death, rebirth, and most importantly LOVE.

Bella is alone after Edward has left and she decides to go out dancing. She meets a strong silent man and their first encounter is unforgettable, for more reasons than one. M AU Warning for language, underage drinking, teen sex

Post BD;M for language; sex; & themes. Leah and Embry spend some time together in the new pack. He makes her an offer...

Penny thinks she's found the perfect girl for Sheldon. Rated M for later chapters.

Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...

A witch struggles to conform in a society that restricts her. A wizard thinks he has nothing to offer anyone but his duty and, ultimately, his life. An SS/HG Regency Tale. As AU as you get. M for later chapters.

FIN. When Lucius is found half-dead, Hermione is tempted to finish the job that Fate intended. Instead, she saves his life thus binding him to a life debt. Now it's up to Hermione to collect her repayment. And collect it she will. Disregards epilogue.

Post OotP. Harry inherits more than gold from Sirius and his parents. Now he must train to fight Voldemort while fighting against Dumbledore's manipulations. Full Summary inside. Slight Dumbledore Weasley bashing. Review!

When Hermione is transported back to the 1500's through an ancient incantation, can she figure out how to reverse the spell to get her back home? What if it all changes...what if she never wants to go back...?

Lucy and Caspian's developing relationship aboard the Dawn Treader! If you liked this story please check out my new HP Viktor/Hermione story, ангел!

Post DH No-Ep. my 70th story. We all have wished to know what happens in the Future... Only Hermione Granger made that wish before the wrong Loony witch who is tired of Hermione & Harry's misery and unexpressed feelings...HHR please R&R!

2 years after Edward and the Cullens left. Bella is ready to embrace her future. Are the Cullens still meant to be a part of that future and if so which ones? Non-canon pairings, M for future content

Jasper finds the new girl quite intriguing. With Edward recovering with Alice in Alaska, can Jasper get closer to Bella? Can he control himself enough to fall in love? Lem/Lang.

Follows "Sheldon's plan." Rated M for later chapters. Shenny.

A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.

After Harry nicks a Time-Turner in order to save Sirius, reality starts shifting around him. One day, he's not the Boy Who Lived, and the next, magic doesn't even exist. So Harry, being the only one aware of it, sets out to find out what went wrong

Sheldon gets two tickets to a coveted event, but must bring a female...

A personal matter can never stay personal forever. Voldemort wreaks havoc, Kakashi struggles to find balance between his duty and protecting his brother, Harry tries not to get involved, and being declared AWOL is the least of their troubles. APM Sequel.

Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU

Summer before DH, and Harry is left at the Dursley's alone. Hermione comes over, and suddenly there is a slight tension in the air. A sexual tension. So when Hermione asks a favor, what else can Harry do but say yes?

Takes place in Eclipse. No pact with the wolves. The Cullen's are overwhelmed by newborns. Edward & Alice are destroyed. Bella loses her mind & seeks death. Jasper, overwhelmed by guilt & agony, leaves Forks. Their paths cross. Full summary on my profile.

Emmett is a carefree, fun guy with a trust fund. Bella is a young college student with a bright future. A one night stand has consequences they don't expect or are prepared for. AH. Rated M.

Sequel to Altered Destinies: Harry returns to his original time to find the wizarding world changed due to his actions in the past. Not only does his family and friends await, but so does a new prophecy. Reading AD first is required to understand!

Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...

Hermione sat beneath her tree, eyes pointed towards the sky. Tears were running down her face, as she slowly whispered, "I'm going to die." :: HG/DM

Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.

5 years after the Cullens leave Bella behind she's moved on and is happy living her life. What happens when a run in with a strange vampire leads her back to the last member of the Cullen family she'd ever thought would need her. Bella/Jasper pairing.

Roland finally catches up with Kate. It doesn't go quite as she'd expected.

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

She smiled and hopped up and down in pure joy. It was the dawn of a new day. She looked around at what had been her home for the last seven years and sighed. He had lost everything after the war except his wealth. Can she heal his wounds?

The Dark Lord is on a quest to find the forgotten kingdom of Atlantis. He will stop at nothing to get there. Even if that means working with a Mudblood.

Edward, Jasper and Bella are best friends-but when Jasper and Bella take a summer road trip through Texas-will things change between the two of them? What will happen when the trip is over and they reunite with Edward? AH JasperxBella Rated M

The summer before Harry's 7th year finds him working at a job his Aunt and Uncle make him take. The upside? He runs into Hermione one day. Story's problems have hopefully been fixed and is in it's original form.

Marriage Law fic, no yadda yadda about the new law, no falling in love/lust at first touch. Hermione needs a husband, Sirius steps up. Sirius/Hermione. Now COMPLETE.

On her new job as a writer for a magazine, Bella is assigned to do an article about basketball star and hot bachelor, Jasper. Problem is, Bella has no interest in sports, but she finds herself very interested in the object of her paper. Jas/B, AU/AH

During their stay in the tent, Harry discovers a secret Herminone had kept. How will it affect them? Non Epilogue compliant. Ch.1 updated. NOT for underage readers!

Ron was distraught. They agreed to the stupid vow. How could it possibly matter anyway. It made Ron happy and kept him calm. It was a silly vow anyway

Harry has many things to cherish and soon a brooding vampire would join that list However, is Edward ready to face the complications that come with being involved with the Dark Lord's son? Slash. AU. Dark Harry. EC/HP.

Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?

After leaving Britain to continue his education, Harry tries to bring the British Wizarding world into the 21st century. Author's note: This was written before the seventh book was published. Character-driven drama with a lot of introspection.

Bella is having a crappy day. Can it turn around when she get's trapped in an elevator with her cocky co-worker?

It all started out innocent enough. I signed up for a penpal through the new system that Hogwarts was offering in order to "bring us all together in this new era". But can you really fall in love with someone through letters?

He turns 21 tomorrow. He's worried. He will come of age and it will start. His father told him what to expect, but still… fear of the unknown. He would soon know what his fate held.

My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.

Hundreds of years ago, a Prophesy was made by a Greengrass. Now, it has been made again. But who is this pure wolf? What happens when they get sent back in time? Time is a funny thing. Was her time travel fate or an accident? Dumbledore bashing.

She's a school student, totally against her teachers assignment. He's a lonely soldier, with no family to write or receive news from. When these two meet under the most unlikely circumstances, lives will change in a way most unimaginable.

He was rich, single and disgustingly handsome. Learn how a four-year-old will turn his world up-side down. Sequel now posted - My Darling Caroline.

Having the right partner can make life much smoother. The right persons can complement each other's strengths and support each other's weakness. Love really does make the world go 'round, especially with a Dark Lord after your blood. HP/DG

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

Naruto HP Harry falls through a portal into the middle of an Anbu meeting. From there it's Inuzuka, survival, and a contract with Remus Lupin? SLASH SHOUNEN AI

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.

Now that Bella is awake and can't remember her and Jasper together. What will he do to help her see that they love each other? Rated M for language and lemons at the end. AH/Bella/Jasper Edward/Rose Emmett/Alice Sequel to Two Weeks

Hermione is rescued by someone during the Last Battle. She knows its one of the Malfoys. After keeping Draco and his wife out of Azkaban. She fails to do the same for Master Malfoy. Five years later she is sick of... Full Summary inside

At twelve years old, Kate Daniels entered the ring at Hoyo de Sangre. Thirteen years later, Cyclone remembers her. What did she do, to leave such an impression?

TPG Sequel: As the Mistress of the Malfoy family and the Ministry’s top Unspeakable, Jaimee “Harry” Potter discovers the time management, stealth, sanity and morning sickness necessary to become the perfect wife. Hilarity ensues! DM/femHP. COMPLETED!

Last fic in the trilogy! Demons invaded Earth intent on enslaving all magical life. But they miscalculated...the Earthling's magic is stronger than they suspected, and far more dangerous. Now the survivors regroup in the new magical world, to fight back.

One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.

Serena had been right, it was good to see a familiar face, even if it was Cabbage Patch. Blair/Dan

Bella lives in Long Beach.Her life is good,simple and uncomplicated.she has the world's perfect big brother Emmett,but what happens when she spends a week up at USC with Emmett - and his roommate Carlisle - and her life isn't so simple anymore? AU AH CxB

A dangerous attempt to lure the Dark Lord Voldemort leads to quite a bit of unexpected troubles for one Hermione Granger.

A chance meeting in a bookshop could lead to more between Jasper and Bella. AH, AU.

Harry was born cursed, but didn't know until he fell through a portal to another world. There people have wings and hate him for his curse, but it gives him power: power to change this new world as well as his own. AU after 5th year.

While at a family Christmas party, Mrs Granger lets it slip that Harry and Hermione are engaged. The only problem is they don't know it yet.

The professor of alchemy in Hogwarts must be imported every year from a little country called Amestris. Edward pulled the short straw this year. He's on a mission and no one will stand in his way, not even exams!

Hunting season has just begun and Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy line, starts his relentless pursuit of the perfect bride with high qualifications. No girl matches up to his standards. Until fate creates one for him! Draco/femHarry. FINALLY COMPLETE!

I had an idea to take Harry into a new future, one I hadnt tried before, anyway this story is how after a rather traumatic event in his young life he got to be more than just a wizard. H/Hr again.

Spell Mistress Hermione Granger is in dire danger. Albus calls on the staff for assistance. Hmm...why is everyone male? HG/SS PLUS. Very graphic content, multiple partners. Eventually turns HG/SS. Not for straight HG/SS shippers or under 18 years old.

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school

Konoha General’s best pediatrician just got dumped, because she was told she’s too engrossed in her work. To show otherwise, she decides to paint the town red. In doing so, she meets the man of her dreams. The problem is, he's her ex's brother. ItaSaku

The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.

Edward Cullen made Bella Swan’s life a living hell from age ten to twelve. Finally fed up with the torment and teasing, she moved to Phoenix. Now she’s seventeen, beautiful, has a new sense of confidence, and is back in Forks.

A tale about a lost Hallow, time-travel, growing up, falling in love, a new prophecy, and thinking up fun ways to kill Peter. Rated M for Mature. SBHG Sirius/Hermione.

He was ostricized by the very people he was destined to protect and sent to Azkaban. However, they never imaginged that sending Harry Potter away would create something much darker, and a helluva lot more badass. H/Hr

During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG

Harry is raising Teddy and wants to provide him with a proper family. Harry/Hermione. Complete.

Everyone deserves second chances & Hermione and Draco are no exceptions.She's recently jilted,he divorced,but they might find their second chances with each other. Happiness is earned, not deserved or expected, as they'll find out together. Romance/Myster

This is a story where Sakura is working for Syaoran as a secretary but not long after she starts to received gifts from someone but who? Read and find out!

Late nights, break ups and margaritas lead to interesting things. Is it a start of a new romance or a just a complication? "Love is friendship set on fire"

Hermione's desperate for money. Desperate enough to accept Draco's offer to become his girlfriend for 4 months and make his dad say the fateful words he wants to hear: "You can marry anyone but her." Warning OOC Narcissa and Lucius. Re-editing, complete!

A Blue Bloods story, set after Masquerade. Schuyler is now living with the Forces, joy. When a mysterious girl comes into town will she hold the key to Schuyler's past and her destiny? And why is Bliss so important? JackSchuyler BlissDylan

The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.

AU Hogwarts is the most famous ballet school of Europe, and Hermione is proud to be part of its graduating class. But this year, the young prodigy Harry Potter, son of two ballet stars is coming to Hogwarts... This is a year everyone will remember.

AU: Facts and notes relating to my story The Bastard Uchiha. Won't make any sense unless you've read it. Harry Potter xover. Harry's name is Arashi.

Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU

What would happen if Harry was raised by a relative that Dumbledore wasn't aware of? What if he was raised a shinobi? Naruto crossover, Good Dumbledore, Mentor!Snape. KakashiHikaru, SLASH! New chapters up!

“You mean to say this chalk draws doorways to anywhere we want?” Draco asked. Blaise nodded feverishly. “Alright then. Let’s put this to the test and draw a doorway to…hmmm…Granger’s flat.” Chaos and hilarity ensues. HGDM & GWBZ.

Hermione and Charlie find themselves stranded together, and boredom quickly turns into heat!

Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.

Oneshots from the same universe as my story Arashi ni narimasu. Harry is a Shinobi in this and his name is Hikaru. Naruto Crossover

In the long-awaited sequel to 'Her and Me,' Hell has frozen over; Draco and Hermione are, fairly literally, madly in love; and everything is fantabulousiriffic. Right?

After the war and university, Hermione Granger lives in New York City beginning a new life. Draco Malfoy fled his life of misery, fear, and cowardice with Blaise Zabini. Can time and distance lead to forgiveness, and perhaps, love? Post DH Spoilers

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU

“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

NOW COMPLETE! Hermione is living a content life working at St. Mungo's when an unexpected assignment from the chief of medicine sends her to the home of Draco Malfoy. What will happen to the pragmatic brunette as she explores what science cannot answer?

When Hermione comes to live with Harry, they both find out about harbored feelings, and friendships turning to love. Complete... I think I might cry...

With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.

Snape saves Hermione's life by giving her his ring. He also gives her something else unexpected. When Severus is presumed dead, Hermione fulfills his last wish. Alternate Universe, New History, Action, Adventure, Supernatural, OC Incest, MF, Lemons

DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald

PostOotP. The lines between Dark and Light have faded into Grey and Harry must learn to fight for himself...7th year and the war is breaking...Lords, Heirs, Vampires,werewolves, magic and more.No pairings.AU after HBP. COMPLETE

Severus Snape is not ready to be a father, and when a onenight stand with 20 year old Hermione Granger results in pregnancy, he refuses to take care of or acknowledge the child. Eleven years later Mathias Granger enters Slytherin house. The fun starts.

A WIKTT Christmas Challenge 2003 Fic. A little light reading and a chance comment lead Hermione to discover that Snape has nowhere to spend Christmas. But is dragging him home for the holidays really a good idea? HGSS , AU since HBP.

A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.

When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE

AU to HBP, Hermione finds out that she is not the Granger's daughter. We find out there is more to the Slytherins than we thought and not all Gryffindors are good. This is a SSHG fic with some other potential parings. Some Dumbledore and Ron bashing.

Hermione goes away to college and is unable to come home for years. She writes to her friends and former teachers. Eventual HGSS romance, non HBP compliant.

When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Hermione finds herself carrying the Boy Who Lived's child after an act of comfort on the night of Sirius' Death. As she confronts her parents with the awkward news, things take a horrifying turn when Hermione's enraged father drives her to Privet Drive...

Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.

The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”

COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.

When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione

One change in the past can cause a ripple effect, changing the timeline. A baby, Harry, being adopted by a crime lord is one. How will Hogwarts be different with a gun wielding, Harry PotterMcKnight? The heir to England's underground crime empire.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...

COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.

Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.