Raptured is the name,

hi-ho-hi-ho let's start the game.

stop talking you moron, you're driving me insane.

...i like sugar cane.

I suck at rhyming. My writing skills are quite good if I do say so myself.But I’m a lazy person. Which is why I rather read than write fictional stories.

I recommend my favourite stories that I specially selected . If you're good, then your story would be up there. If not, then take a walk dude. (just kidding) There are tons of fantastic fanfics here so I can't possibly list them all down, yah?

However, not all the stories are good. Some of them are too darned sappy and just plain dumb. I personally abhor stories in which a cannon charater is paired up with an OC (who turns out to be a marysue). It's disgusting. I would have loved to throw it into the drain and watch it rot. ( Yes. Such stories do belong in the sewers.) But it's a pity I can't do that. And when I try to help they just shoot a string of immature profanities. Still, I find absolute joy at watching an absolute horrendous author cringe or gets pissed at my constructive critics. Their retorts are really exceedingly predictable. The whole sentence would be written in big capital letters and sometimes i wonder if their caps key is broken.

I'm a male by the way. Thus, do not send me mails with headings such as"Sasuke-kun rawks!" "Heero is hot!" "I love Soujirou!" Please really, give me a break. Neither am I a homo. So, for those of you who despise me to the very core and wish to see me burn in hell, don't send me juvenille emails with lame insults like "You gay bastard!". In fact, don't send me emails at all. Though I doubt that you can do that.

If you do have a good fic do propose some to me. I'm hungry for well-written fic nowadays. Please, i beg of you, don't give me yaoi/yuri/slash fics. (Yes. There was a few number of peeps who suggested some slash fics to me) Sorry, butI don't appreaciate them. I don't fancy wierd couplings either. (I'm a fickle person. Sue me.) However, if it's good just bring it on.

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