crazynesschick
 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Hunger Games. Hey peeps :) crazynesschick here! This is actually my 4th account now, every time I do a story I rage quit and delete my account. But NO MORE, i like writing yeah oh and reading :D Sooooooooooooooo fandoms I currently write for Harry Potter Stories: Forever Over You: Single mother, 3 kids, dead husband. Detective Cho Chang, is mildly happy, until she discovers some news that rocks her world. Gives her some new enemies, and also gives her new friends. But now she has one goal. Bring Harry Potter down. Update days: Saturday and Sunday Yeah profile isn't nearly as interesting as some...for now mwhahahahhahaha Now I AM DETERMINED TO FILL MY PROFILE WITH CRAP YOU IGNORE MWHAHAHAHA But WAIT BEFORE YOU SKIP TO THE STORIES READ MY STORY ANNOUNCEMENTS: NOW TO THE Copy AND PASTE CRAP THAT I LIKE (FEEL FREE TO READ INFACT PLEASE READ THIS :) One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Chris 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Red 3. Your first initial? J 4. Your month of birth? October 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? White 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Mischka 7. Your favorite number? 13 8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). To eat a lot of chocolate and not get sick Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR 1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. 9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12.Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15.Swat at flies that don't exist. 16.Tell people that you can see their aura. 17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!" 27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker!" 28.Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly. 29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. 30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 32.Meow occasionally. 33.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?" 36.Say "Ding!" at each floor. 37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body. Reasons why girls are the best 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 16. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 17. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 18. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 19. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 20. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 21. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 22. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 23. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 24. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 25. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 26. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark Friend: Will bail me out of jail Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with me Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Friend: Will help me learn to drive Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Friend: Will go to a concert with me Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks my heart Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. Friend: Has never seen you cry Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink Friend: Asks you to write down your number. Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back Friend: Only knows a few things about you Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing Friend: Will help you find your prince. Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. Friend: Will offer you a soda. Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. Friend: Will give you their umbrella in the rain. Friend: Will help you move. Friend: Will console you when you house catches on fire. Friend: Will ask why you're crying. Friend: Will tell you she knows how you feel. Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. Friend: Will never ask for food. Friend: Will knock on your front door. Friend: Will say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. Friend: Will say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. Friend: Hides me from the cops Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. This is Duckie. Copy Duckie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Bunny. After Duckie has taken over the world, Piggie will take it over from him. Then Froggie will take it over from him. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is screaming everytime you hear the name Edward because you think Jacob is 10 times better. HAHA! -laughs at Edward fangirls- --That's Crazy, too. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you hear the Twilight Characters voices in your head. Crazy is when stare at the ceiling for three hours thinking of what to put in the next chapter of your fanfiction and then forget what book it's based on. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! My ceiling is white. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Chocolate tastes good. 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Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you have a weird habit of writing inside jokes somewhere anyone can see, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. (Okay, not certain at all whether means "write" or "read".) 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If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile PONDER THIS Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed - I'm not a can, so don't label me. Excuse me...have you seen my sanity?...I think I lost it. Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I see regular people! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Silence is golden and duct tape is silver. When life gives you lemons throw them in life's face, they're probably poisoned. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is - why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? If two wrongs don't make a right, try three I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up. If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough! I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay. There is no "I" in team but there is definitely a "ME"... I ran with scissors, and lived! Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. I agree with the dictionary: girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. There are three kinds of people in the world: ones that can count and ones that can't count. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive. I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me? Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls. I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what your up too I am NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for eating most of them. I'm the kind of girl who's not afraid to prank my friends. If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. When in doubt, push random buttons! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. I'm not as dumb as you look. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. Anything thrown hard enough should hurt. Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again. Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. The trouble with life, is there's no background music. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. I don't get even, I get odder. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for! In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib. At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. Roses are red, If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now THAT WAS FUN MWHAHAHA NOW TO THE STORIES |
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