UPDATE 10/19/2015: Check bottom of page :p

Update 7/2016: Check the bottom again...

Call me Petrol Oil or Gas Oil. I love to write and people say I'm good at it. I love RWBY, Pokémon, Halo, Homefront, and Battlefield, so expect me to write about them (and Golden Time, but there is no section for that on FanFiction, so that's a no-go). Please spare me. I only have personal experience in writing, not any professional experience so my work may need help.. I would love constructive criticism, but be nice about it. It's not like I am a famous author who has written masterpieces. Anyways, enjoy. I have an account on FictionPress with the same name as this one. On that account, I will upload what might be my best work yet. Link will be at the bottom of the page. Thanks for checkin' me out (not in the sexual way)!

Bio:

First Name: Petrol

Last name: Oil

Gender: male

Interesting facts: A lot of things, okay!

Bad things about me: A lot of things, okay!

We're a dying breed.

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait.”

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.

To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.

To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.

To every guy who has given her flowers just because.

To every guy that said he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.

To every guy that she cried in front of.

To every guy that holds hands with her.

To every guy that kisses her with meaning.

To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.

To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.

To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.

To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.

To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.

To every guy that would give his seat up.

To every guy that just wants to cuddle.

To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.

To every guy who told his secrets to her.

To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.

To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.

To every guy that believed in her dreams.

To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.

To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.

To every guy that walked her to her car. To every guy that gave his heart.

To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there... I guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image If you are a nice guy, repost this with "We're a Dying Breed " If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."

The following was made by NightlyPresence, if my sources are correct.

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? Of course not!
2. Tall? For my age, Yes. I'd say I'm 5'11" or 6ft
3. In your pajamas? Probably not.
4. Left handed? I wish.

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: My friend
3. Person to text you: Someone
4. Was today better than yesterday? Maybe

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 7
2. Color(s): Black
3. Fruit: Apples
4. Place: Jersey

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? My girlfriend who doesn't exist. Sigh
2. Are you happy? Yus

3. Are you sad? Maybe. It's on and off.

4. Are you bored? Why else would I do this?
6. Are you nervous? No.
8. Are you tired? Never

ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name? Petrol Oil
2. Nick names? Nobel
3. Eye color? Brown.
4. Zodiac sign? Aires
5. Male or female? male
6. Slut? Bitch
7. Smart? Yes
8. Hair color? Dark Brown
9. Long or short? Hair? Short
10. Sweats or Jeans? Shorts

11. Phone or Camera? Do I choose or say what model?

12. Drink or Smoke? Oh hell no
13. Righty or lefty? Righty

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? A kid.
2. First crush? Where to start...
3. First pet? Otto, my cat.
4. First big vacation? Florida

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Nothing.
2. Drinking? Nothing
3. I'm about to: Continue this thing and crack my back.
4. Listening to? Something
5. Plans for today? Sleep.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? (Do I really have to answer this part? Oh well.)

1. Shorter or taller? As long as they are not at the freakish level of the two.
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Whatever
3. Sensitive or loud? Whatever
4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship. I would never have a one-night hookup with someone.

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? soda bubbles? Yes
2. Lost glasses/contacts? No
3. Ran away from home? No
4. Broken someone's heart? I hope not.
5. Been arrested? No way in hell.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Sure
2. Yourself? Sometimes
3. Heaven? Well, I have to go SOMEWHERE, and Hell is too low class for my tastes. Unfortunately, Heaven won't take me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
4. Santa Claus? No
4. Love? It's scientifically proven, dumbass! (So no, I don't believe in it anymore.)
5. Do you like someone? Nah
6. Do you believe in God? I'll leave you with this: Isa 55:8
7. Answered the truth on all questions? Have I lied before? Yeah, I have, but only when I needed to save my skin.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that "If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven

If you found out about fan fiction on a Google search like I did, post this on your profile!

If, when you imagine the characters in a book they looking nothing like the actors in the movie, post this on your profile!

If your one of those people that reads other peoples profiles, post this on your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been told a joke, not gotten it, and then burst out laughing half an hour later when you actually got it, copy & paste this into your profile.

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of internet users don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If your part of the 2 that wants to punch them, put this in your profile.

That shit about God and rape was all really depressing so I want to write something funny, but I can't think of anything.

I'll try anyway...

Did I ever tell you the story of that one time? I was at the saloon, and there was like a Mexican standoff or somethin' with people pointin' their guns at each other en' stuff, and then this drunk civil war general thinks I'm his lady, and he grabs my ballsack. My balls are so huge he thinks they were her bazookas, so I shot him.

That wasn't funny, either.

Hey, Asshole! I saw people doing stuff where they type pieces of writing advice (or was it four random things? I dunno, I'm too fucking old for this) so I decided to try my hand at this crap. (4 tips for writing)

1: BE A MAN! I don't care what damned definition you use or if you fit it! You could be a child, a woman, a horse, or a freakin' female horse child. Just be a man!

2: Listen to music that inspires you, soothes you, or makes you want to punch a grammar nazi in the face! Any of those results will be productive!

3: I'm on 1% battery so screw this. Find someone else's page!

4: Stop reading, asshole, I told you I'm done!

My Comrades: Ventusblade, Ryan Roach, 1samster, Outlaw Team

https://www.fictionpress.com/u/956671/

AFOREMENTIONED UPDATE: Hi! I'm not going to go back and update all that old profile crap. Too much 13-14 year old me to handle in one sitting...

CONT: So basically I've been inactive due to lack of good ideas. I don't want to just put random shit on the internet for people to rage at me about, which is exactly why I am going to put random shit on the internet for people to rage at me about. I have nothing more productive to do with my time, so I'm just going to try to make something funny or stupid and see if people like it. It will be great practice. LEAVE A REVIEW NOW!!! And don't forget to check out my profile, too! (but I already think you have that part down...)

Okai bye!

Update (Summer 2016): So, looking back on all the old stuff I used to put here is really... Cringey, to say the least. There's something so embarassing about how crazy I used to be. I would write again, but I have no fanfiction ideas. Years passed and I'm still dry. I have some original ideas, sure, but not fanfiction, which is a damn shame cuz I love the RWBY community and feel like I missed out on all the hype from Volume 3 and such (even though I've been keeping up with the series cuz OH MY GOD ITS GOOD). On top of that, as I mentioned before, I'm not posting crap for people to rage at me about, I'd rather stay disconnected. At this point I've pretty much become a cranky old man and I'm not even old enough to drink yet. Benjamin Button much? Anyway, I know no one is gonna read this, but if anyone I used to know stumbles on this profile, then here's my story. This is where I've been all this time. Still looking for an idea or a motive...

Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right. –Henry Ford

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. –Mark Twain

If you hear a voice within you say “you cannot paint,” then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. –Vincent Van Gogh

There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing. –Aristotle

P.S. If there's any typos in this damn thing, just know that I'm typing on a [small] phone and it's really hard to notice these tiny mistakes.