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Joined 04-24-05, id: 801053
Author has written 1 story for Fullmetal Alchemist.

yay our profile...lets introduce ourselves... in this corner is ... ... ... Sanzo(evilmoon) ! In the other corner ... ... ... Shadow(quittankingmyname)!

We are working together on a story and when we, do this is where we'll post them.So that we both take credit for it, Yay... um i need a new floopy... ... ... internet... ... ...Srp: git r done...

Arp: stfu... ... ...

Authors: ok too much crack 4 them.

Shadow:... ... ... imagoofygoober!

Sanzo: okay too much crack for them not enough 4 me.

(sanzo cant spell)

Srk: Rock!

(akward silence)

well...(shadow's speaking)

let me say that...I love lemons! Why? IDK!

I especially love TOS lemons...they're nice! I hate Zelos though...why? Cause...i can...and he's ...just a little bit special!

Special Lloyd...

His name rhymes with Brandon Boyd..

And he likes to...eat Altoids.

He's a little bit special...Just a little bit special..

That bastard Lloyd made me special!

(Sanzo:...)

(Shadow: ; )

While I'm on the subject of TOS... let me (shadow still speaking) say that:

Yuan is a very hot guy with sexy blue hair! So, I nicknamed him...the sexy blue-hared man...(he's so hot! don't you think?)

Also...I dont like Forcystus at all...unless (which he is in my stories) Unless he's a green cat with an eye patch and a metal arm, that has an Austrailian/English accent and enjoys having invisible tea parties; eating apple crumpets and drinking a "spot-of-tea"...

Sanzo: Hey! But I love Forcystus!

Shadow:.../pulls lever/

Sanzo: /falls down a tunnel/ Waaaaaaaaah!

/Forcystus is floating down beside her/

Forcystus: Care for a "spot-of-tea"?

Sanzo: 00! Forcystus!

Shadow:/pushes button/ suckers!

/Forcystus and Sanzo blow up/

Game voice: This round winner is...Shadow!

Shadow: That's the power of the keyblade! /pose/

...anyways...that's all for me! Dont forget to check out my very first never before seen TOS story when I post it on 'Quittakingmyname' It'll be titled...Bloopers...so you cant miss it...or steal that title or idea...Ha! (5/19/05)

...Im done now...

I'm not crazy i'm just a little unwell I know

right now you cant tell. But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see...

a different side of me...

I'm done for real now! (seriously!)

Zelos: Booyah! Eruption!

Shadow:...note to self ...kill Zelos...

well...due to alot of interference in um...this story writing thing, Uh...we cannot post any stories yet...not until we see each other again so I can get meh story back from a friend and we can finally finish it! x_x ...then there's the zelda fic...anywho...that's the low-down! enjoy our stories when we type them!

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Lip Balm by metal goat reviews
Lloyd learns exactly how girly his boyfriend is. Zelloyd. Shounen ai. Don't like, don't read. So don't flame me, I've warned you. Oneshot
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Lloyd I., Zelos W. - Complete
Revenge of the Red Nail Polish by Blonde Hurricane reviews
Oneshot. What happens when Riza gets red nail polish for her birthday? Read and find out...HawkeyexHavoc Rated for some mentions of sex and nice legs.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Riza H., Jean H. - Complete
Sweet Tooth by Blonde Hurricane reviews
Riza gives in to temptations while standing in the break room. Its more innocent than it seems. Actually, I think its pretty funny. My first upload, so be kind.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Riza H., Jean H.
Mask by metal goat reviews
Zelos writes a story, and he shows it to Lloyd. Major angst.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete
To Do the Right Thing by FairyV reviews
[Game spoilers] Kratos tries to persuade Zelos not to betray Lloyd and the group (one-shot). [A smidgen of shonen-ai angst, smut-free]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Complete
Forever Jaded by metal goat reviews
Lloyd thinks bitterly about how Zelos has effected him. Angst. Shonenai. Zelloyd. Oneshot
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Complete
Stalkers reviews
It's the first and funniest FMA murder mystery that makes no sense at all! Read at your own risk! It's also horror, but I couldn't fit that in as well.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Edward E., Envy