THE HISTORY OF LYRA AND LIRA!

Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away--

LYRA: a galaxy called Baltimore!

--there were two girls. Lyra and Lira who were brought togther by fate.

LIRA: Lyra, Mr. Disembodied Voice is makin' us sound like lezzies!

Okay then, howabout, this: Lyra and Lira met in their 8th grade year. Lirahad gone to another school that unfortunately closed down--

LIRA: cause it was poor

--and she needed to finish out her middle school education, so she went to Lyra's school. They met because they were together all the time. Same homerooms, same classes, and Lira needed someone to cling too, so she made Lyra her new best friend.

LYRA: really? awwwww (huggles Lira)

And they discovered something. They both like to read!

LIRA: and that Lyra and Natalie are the biggest living spoilers ever

LYRA: we didn'tkill the joy of reading though

LIRA: no, no you didn't. but you semi-ruined myslash lovin' fantasies!

LYRA: no we didn't

LADIES!

LYRA/LIRA: sorry

Thank you. And so, Lyra and Liradiscovered something else. They liked stupid fanfiction. And that they were both deranged.

LYRA: and that gym is evil

LIRA: better than the gym at St. D's

And so, they talked, and they planned, and Lira wrote the stupidest and/or most disturbing thing to ever come from a Catholic school.

LYRA: except maybe the things some of our slash lovin' friends brought in

LIRA: or Marvin

LYRA: or slash

LIRA: or Father Jim

Anyway, together they formed the duo that is now known as LYRA AND LIRA!

LYRA/LIRA: (pose)bringing you quality stupidity since 2006!