Hey! My name's Riley... I'm 13, I live in Canada and I totally agree with the saying that Canadians are too polite!

My Favourite Shows are:

Bones, Grey's Anatomy, Gilmour Girls, House, MISSING and Radio Free Roscoe

My Favourite Movies are:

Breakfast At Tiffany's, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants and The Phantom of the Opera... oh, and Bon Cop Bad Cop

My Favourite Books and Series are:

Twilight, Just Listen, ALL Tamora Pierce books, The Gossip Girl series, Chanters of Tremaris Trilogy, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants books and a whole lot more!

My Favourite Music inculdes:

Panic! At the Disco, Fallout Boy, Jakalope, Plain White Ts, Jack's Mannequin, The Petit Project, The Veronicas, Superchick, Good Charolette and My Chemical Romance

Oh, and here are some of My Favourite Real Life Quotes: (real life meaning that yes, people I know have said this stuff... maybe even me) WARNING: SOME OF THEESE QUOTES ARE MILDLY DIRTY! DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO!!! Most of them are just funny though... You'll find it funny that people actually said this...

2 Random people:

- What the flip are you doing?
- Dancing with stars

John to Jenny:

John- GIVE ME BACK MY PENIS!
Jenny: IT'S NOT YOURS XD

5 minutes later...

Jenny: I really want to pop it but I'm not sure if I should... Riley, what do you think?
(Note: it was not his actual penis, duh, or it would be inapproirate for me to put on here. No, it was an air space thing that were in between the french textbooks my class helped unpack. John simply named his 'his penis'.)

Me to my friend Nick:

Me- I would stalk you right now, but I'm kinda sick...

Nick- Awww, that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me! And the strangest. That says something.

My other friend Britt (both while she was sleeping):

- Huh? What? LIGHT AND FLUFFY!!!!!

- I want my cupcake... give it to me!!!

Some more hilarious John Quotes:

- GIVE IT TO ME!!!

- I LOST MY VIRGINITY!!!!! It the metaphorical sense...

everyone in the hallway where he shouted this- THERE IS NOT METAPHORICAL SENSE!!!!!

Cassandraisms:

Cassandra - I love those pants!

Britt- Thanks... BUT THERE MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM!

Cassandra- I WILL STEAL YOUR PANTS!!!! AND YOUR VIRGINITY TOO!!!!

Nelly after walking up and only hearing this- I don't even want to know what I obviously missed.

Me- Good choice.

During my hilarious converstaion with my best friend Katerina about what I've missed at school:

Katerina- For ict, we're parents!

Me- Huh? What? i'm confuseled
Katerina- for ict... we are parents... Catherine wanted to be too, but I said I was with you...
Me- Sweets, I think you mean partners...

While I was sick and talking to my sister:

Me- I'm so slow toda... walks into door frame rather then through it

My Sister- What were you saying?

Me- rubbing head Nothing...

Catherine in class the other day while playing with Katerina's shoelaces (with John) and talking to her:

Katerina- My butt's numb
Catherine- Why don't you make John rub it for you?