Let's get this out of the way: I'm no newbie to fanfiction. In fact, I used to have an account here 5 years ago until my stories got deleted. Now I'm back, and I have so much more to say.

Anyway, for those of you who like Star Wars, I have written a quite dememted fic involving the mascot from Burger King, Raffi's Banana Phone, and an entire planet full of loonies. I call it "Vader and the King." Beware, this one is not for the younglings or Star Wars purists, and is not to be taken orally.