E – is for everything hateful inside.
V – is for vengeance and unholy pride.
I – is for infidels shall be eaten by ghouls.
L – is for lustfully disposing of fools
... Living Dead Dolls

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Useful Advice (Legend of Zelda, completed)
'Hey!' said the plotbunny. 'Why not interrupt Link's most heroic temple adventure for a bit of mild Navi bashing?' 'Okay!' I replied and wrote this short one-shot.