I am Inspector L of the Office of Special Operations. You will soon learn to know my name, and the names of my associates. We are here to clean up the mess the arch-traitor Solmn Regret made of this operation. We are here to finish what he started, and raze this category to the ground. It will not be easy. You, my opponents, are quite stubborn, no doubt due to your lack of intelligence and skill. Or perhaps it is simply and inability to grasp reality that makes you so oblivious to the ideas flows from your fingers and your minds, and the exceedingly poor quality of said ideas. The writers of this category, as a whole, could no more bring their writing to the level of a toddler's scribbles than a rat could grow wings and fly to heaven. You will feel our righteous wrath.

To my opponents,

Darth Ben Valor: I believe you sent me an e-mail. It had your name on it, and I was almost unable to bring myself to read the contents, simply expecting more writing of the same quality you post here. After forcing myself to read through it, I realized that it contains;

1. A series of flawed statements, dubbing two of your fellow authors "good".

2. The challenge of a thing that can not begin to fathom true authorship. Why lower myself to your level? The sad fact of the matter is, I may have to simply to make my point to the lower life forms of this category.

3. By far the most miserable excuse for a threat I have ever seen in all my days.