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Sakura's Glasses by Tobee reviews
What if Sakura unintentionally develops a personality similar to Uchiha Obito's? How would Kakashi feel upon seeing her wear his goggles? What if Kakashi mentors Sakura out of nostalgia for his old teammate, and she learns the chidori instead of Sasuke? What would happen when Tobi finds out? (Not a time travel/self insert but follows & changes Naruto storyline. DARK plot/adventure)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 157,865 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 1/13/2015 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H., Obito U.
Olympian Bedtime Stories, Campfire Frights, and Classics by icecream401 reviews
So you've think you've heard all the Fairy Tales, scary stories, and classics, right? Well, not really! This is just something I thought of (seriously!) at random. I hope you enjoy it! This fanfic is rated T for language and other content.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 109,083 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 2/21/2014
Oh my Jashin-sama! by DeathGlobalZone reviews
AU: When Harry Potter became the Master of Death, he expected quite a few odd things like a relatively normal and peaceful life, nothing much. However, he didn't expect to loose his emotions, and he certainly didn't imagine an adventure quite like this. Who the hell is this albino man, and why is he calling Harry 'Jashin-sama? Rated T for now
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,154 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 2,002 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 8/9/2015
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 23538 - Favs: 16,843 - Follows: 16,768 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Growing Strong (REWRITE ONGOING) by silenceia reviews
A young Jasmine Potter escapes a terrible home situation by teleporting herself to the Elemental Nations. Against all odds, she will turn her life around, gain family and friends, and finally… Grow Strong. fem!Harry. IS BEING REWRITTEN
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 282,806 - Reviews: 3800 - Favs: 5,862 - Follows: 4,327 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Magic Ramen-no-Jutsu by womynrule reviews
Harry Potter always seemed to be a magnet for trouble. And trouble it was, as a bit of magic transported her into the body of Ichiraku Ramen Stand owner's daughter. Harriet, now Ayame, must now struggle between hiding her magical ways, adjusting to life in Konoha and dealing with the attention of multiple ninja. Dear Merlin [Fem!Harry, Reverse Harem, Final Pairing TBD]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,808 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 12/18/2018 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U., Asuma S., Ayame
Unwanted Trip by Solara Myles reviews
When the Yondaime said he'd like to try an experiment Naruto Sasuke and Sakura think nothing other than yes please. Only . . . this wasn't the result they had in mind. Poor Kakashi doesn't understand why his new team of genin suddenly have a large disliking for his favourite Hokage, and Itachi isn't having fun figuring out what's wrong with his dear baby brother. TimeTravel Team7
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,969 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 3,712 - Follows: 4,254 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 3/26/2015
Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,295 - Reviews: 5576 - Favs: 4,169 - Follows: 4,730 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,779 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,854 - Updated: 7/3/2018 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
Eye of the Black Dragon by snakeboy33 reviews
Instead of being raised by Igneel, Natsu is raised by Acnologia. How will the world take it, as the Chaos Dragon Slayer emerges. Could be called OOC, but maybe not entirely. First of the "Acnologia raises Natsu" stories, I checked. Cover by Konoha's Flash.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 130,581 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 2,523 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 3/18/2012
Shinigami's Child by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto Uzumaki dislikes ghosts. She especially dislikes the ghost of that absurdly cheerful Uchiha boy who refuses to leave her alone. Shisui x femNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,991 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 3,534 - Follows: 4,337 - Updated: 3/30/2018 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Naruto U., Sakumo H., Shisui U., Naruko U.
Milky Way by StackofStories reviews
Benjamin moves to the extra ordinary town of Little Whinging and finds the most extraordinary little boy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,525 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,964 - Updated: 8/22/2017 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Harry P., Benjamin]
Wizards are Pansies, Shānnarō! by Prodigal-san reviews
Right after making chūnin, Haruno Sakura is assigned a long-term mission to be an assistant nurse to a certain Hogwarts healer in preparation for a certain tri-school tournament. The job seems easy enough—that is, too easy. Who knew that wizards could be such weak pansies? Shānnarō! [GEN, set in Fourth Year]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,932 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 7/4/2017 - Published: 7/28/2015 - Harry P., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Dangers of Buying Birthday Presents by TierneyMacDonald reviews
All Kayla Abbots wanted was to find a birthday present for her sister. Instead, she finds herself sucked into the backstage of one of the most classic musicals of all time. 2004 movieverse.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 151,400 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 11/12/2016 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Erik, Christine, Madame Giry, OC - Complete
Light Casts a Shadow by Magical Puttemtator reviews
Before the Tenroujima Time Skip—Sting was a wandering lonesome 12-year old boy. The death of his dragon ultimately made him believe that he must never find happiness. Darkness closed his heart to the world, but when a fateful encounter in Hargeon forever changes his life... Lucy finds herself taking care of the young boy as she dreams of joining Fairy Tail.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,427 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Lucy H., Sting E.]
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 4,267 - Follows: 4,471 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9291 - Favs: 6,783 - Follows: 5,321 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 6413 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
Again by Silverbird22 reviews
"You think I don't remember everytime you've killed me...But I do." A Kokona Haruka introspective peice. (Written Pre-Friendship and Betrayal update.)
Yandere - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Complete
Fugaku's Laments by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Sasuke decides to rant about the totally unromantic, completely platonic, and mutually loathsome non-relationship he shares with his teammate, Naruko Namikaze. Fugaku wonders when he'll be able to get back to his paperwork. fem!Naruto SasuNaru (An Ideal World Fic)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 663 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U., Naruko U. - Complete
Count One Thousand Legs (And Break Off Seven) by Angry Pencil Wielder reviews
Three years ago, the monster known as Mukade made his bloody debut. Now, he continues his one man war against the CCG. But when the feared Centipede encounters Anteiku, will the carnage spread or can redemption find the shattered man that is Kaneki Ken? (Au where Kaneki was born a hybrid and terrorized Tokyo as The Centipede) Hiatus until I catch up on the manga
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 11/11/2015
A Different Quarter Quell by buzzingbees reviews
Prim was not reaped during the 74th Hunger Games: that means that there was no victor from 12 (Cato was victor) but it also means there is no female victor and prim wasn't so lucky second time round. Katniss/Finnick
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,058 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Katniss E., Finnick O.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4153 - Favs: 7,449 - Follows: 5,970 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Amortentia Smells by Alibi Nonsense reviews
Tom can't love. He doesn't understand the concept... or, at least, that's what Dumbledore says. And we all know Tom tells Dumbledore every single thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2015 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Masks and Redemption by Kwizzic reviews
Kakashi had thought it'd be a nice, straightforward mission: just nine months guarding some rock and a student at a school. No sweat, right? Then again, that was before you added magic to the equation. (Young Kakashi)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Rin
Dragon Heart by Madeline Cullen reviews
A new dragon slayer has come to Fairy Tail, and her name is Lucy Heartfilia.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,443 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
The Voice of a Fox by Alibi Nonsense reviews
He tries to tell them he's not a demon, but they won't listen! (Slight introspective: happy ending.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4526 - Favs: 5,503 - Follows: 3,845 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Prim, the Tribute by NadineBrandes reviews
Katniss is too old to volunteer for Prim. Prim gets reaped and goes to the Games with Peeta - the boy who seems to know her older sister. Prim doesn't want to kill anyone, but she doesn't want to let her sister down, either. She can't give up, but she refuses to become a monster. (Told from Prim's POV - unique to Prim's character)
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,176 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Prim E., Peeta M., Rue
Harriet Potter and the Second Chance by Seven-17 reviews
The world ended in Kaguya's hands. Twelve shinobi find themselves reborn in a different world, one filled with magic, a new type of chakra. And prophesies seem to find Naruko wherever she goes. Little do everyone know how their world was about to change with the presence of Konoha's No.1 Unpredictable Ninja! Fem!Naruto, Fem!Smart!Independent!Harry, eventual HPxDM. Temporary Hiatus!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,719 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Harry P., Ino Y., Hinata H., Team Seven
Hiring Fools by Alibi Nonsense reviews
In which Voldemort finds shinobi to be a little disconcerting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,158 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Voldemort, Sai, Akatsuki
My Best to Be Everything You Need by Felicity Dream reviews
Felix went on a mission with Demetri. Simple. And then he met Henrietta "Harry" Potter, and suddenly everything is too complicated and he's falling for a human. He'd never wanted to be a human male until then. Felix/Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,450 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 6/5/2015 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [Harry P., Felix] - Complete
Screw that Skrewt by Ann O'Neem reviews
See, that's what sucked with being crushed to death by a Skrewt. That thing hadn't been bred by a specialist (sorry about that, Hagrid) and its 'parents' had been a Manticore and a Fire Crab. But the thing's that it had a little trick that none had expected. Creating some kind of transdismensional rift in its stomach when it's dying. Yeah, no one had expected that. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,320 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Harry P.
Adopted? Of course I was: how convenient for you by Alibi Nonsense reviews
Odin and Frigga have been avoiding the sex talk for years. This backfires... A lot. Loki is not impressed.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/14/2015 - Loki - Complete
The Perfect Place by Alibi Nonsense reviews
Albus has a secret... It's about head size, although that's not surprising...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
Mother's Love by cifer66 reviews
Some monsters are born, others are created. Kaneki Ken never wanted to hurt anyone, he just wanted to live a peaceful life of obscurity with his mother. But then the doves came and twisted him into something he never wanted to be - a monster. Can such a lost soul ever find true happiness? AU where Kaneki is a born hybrid and Rize is his mother. Manga spoilers.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,960 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 3/13/2015 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Rize K.
Trial By Troll by DLPalindrome reviews
The boy from the train was right. In order to be Sorted, they really did have to fight a troll.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 329 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
May December by DarKxKunoichi reviews
KakaSaku drabbles of various ratings. #51 posted. All drabbles are 100 words. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Say Something by LissyWrites reviews
All I could ever want is just out of my grasp... what I need is for you to just say something.
Forest of Drizzling Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2014 - [Shiori Kanzaki, Suga] - Complete
Of Wands and Kunai by Womgi reviews
A 7 year old Harry stumbles on a box of old Naruto manga. Inspired, he reaches deep within, using chakra to quickly become a phenomenal ninja. And thus begins a curious tale. Read and see how it ends! Read 1st chapter A/N...story is officially abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,743 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P.
Way Back Home by Septdeneuf reviews
After being caught in the explosion of a portal, Lucy finds herself traveling through other worlds, without any way to contact her friends. Can she find her way back? Ch.10: Utopia - "Something like Freedom doesn't exist in this world"
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,168 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Lucy H.
Drapple by the winter heroine reviews
Draco knew that their love would never be accepted, but he didn't care. He loved his apple with all of his heart. Drapple (obviously) One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Draco M. - Complete
What the Heart Wants by the-angel-of-words reviews
Erik looks into the Mirror of Erised
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Severus S., Erik - Complete
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,092 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
The Twine Bracelet by CheddarTrek reviews
Colin Creevey leaves his camera with a muggle girl but never returns to collect it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Colin C., OC - Complete
Can I Keep You? by Halfsan reviews
-Oneshot- Ib's curiosity gets the better of her, and Garry ends up explaining something he would've normally waited until she was older to her.
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve - Complete
A guide to naming your tributes by Saltey reviews
Been working on this a while and wanted to share it, it's a little 'cheat sheet' I put together to help with naming characters from the hunger games universe. Please R and R. x
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Other tributes
Thunderstorm by T3t reviews
The first time, it was an accident. The second time... well, I really should have known better. HP/Fem!TR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,414 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Horrible Eyesight by owlgirl16 reviews
James Potter knows he has bad vision, but when he loses his glasses for a day... "Potter! Stop cursing inanimate objects!" "Bloody lamp!" Marauder's Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/6/2011 - James P. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 3,064 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Opera Wench by my-echo reviews
COMPLETE. Currently undergoing revision. Almost two years prior to the advent of Christine, a young dancer stumbles upon the mysterious Erik one night and feels a strange affinity for him. Leroux-based.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 157,131 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Complete
Tribute by maremarethebear reviews
What if Katniss couldn't volunteer to take Prim's place? What if Prim was in the 74th Hunger Games instead of Katniss?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,011 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Prim E., Peeta M. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 12,911 - Follows: 5,021 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14441 - Favs: 21,991 - Follows: 8,838 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruko at Hogwarts by Sava-chan reviews
Naru/Hp xover/Naruko and Sasuke are sent on a long term mission to protect a certain school and boy from the Dark Lord by going undercover as students. Did I mention Harry mustn’t find out and that their own enemies are becoming involved?/warnings inside
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/3/2009
Harry Potter and the Magical Pickup Lines by RoastedGrover reviews
Harry and Draco meet at a pub, and much hilarity ensues. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Soul Magic by MomoTessen reviews
Draco Malfoy grudgingly meets Edward Cullen while he’s gardening in his new backyard and the two do not get along. Then he meets the rest of the Cullens and gives the Cullens a lesson in souls. SLASH Edward/Draco Harry Potter crossover. one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward - Complete
Death by Garlic by Jocemum reviews
The trio sets out to prove that Snape is a vampire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 241 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Snape's Desk by Mynuet reviews
Severus Snape is distinctly unhappy upon finding out about a certain tradition regarding his desk... (R-Hr, D-G, H-Lu)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.