ThisNiteLast4Evrhide bio
Hey peoples! My name is Danielle. I am 15 years young. I am a crappy writer, I am trying to write, but I can never come up with a plot. If you have any ideas that you are willing to share, please holler! :SHIPS I SUPPORT: -Hermionie/Draco -Hermionie/Fred -Harry/Draco -Harry/Hermionie -Hermionie/Blaise :SHIPS I DON'T LIKE: -Student/Teacher -Hermionie/Ron -Hermionie/George I will probably add more as I continue discovering more and more fanfiction. Feel free to pm me or aim me at HEarT ParADisE |
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Do As I Say Granger by hermdrayreturns reviews
Voldemort wins the war and pureblood men get a slave each from the losing side. When Draco gets the mudblood Granger all his fantasies come true. SEXUALLY GRAHIC SCENES Nonconsensual and heavy explicit language DMHG, pure smut/explicit sex scenes HG/OTHERS, DM/OTHERS, DMHG/OTHERS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,756 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 12/9/2017 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.
Cry Me a River by granger2malfoy reviews
There is cheating going on and revenge can be sweet. This fan fiction includes Hermione, Draco, Harry, Ginny and lots of photographs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,418 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 7/15/2004 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
Bookworm and the Beast by JustRaeInc reviews
It's the typical Head Boy and Head Girl setup. Good news though. While this story has all the makings of your standard, farfetched Hermione and Draco fan fic, it is devoid of the usual grammatical errors and poor writing. Yay. PreHBP. No spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,871 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
How to Fake a Marriage by hermyandronforevr reviews
"What the hell are you talking about?" Hermione questioned. "You are not my husband." "That expensive wedding ring on your finger would prove otherwise," he contradicted. Chapter 18 is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,126 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Simple Magic by FlameWriter008 reviews
Pre HBP Draco and Hermione are doing a project required from all of the students in seventh year. What is the project? You have to read for that m’dears! Now why is it that Draco keeps waking up to Hermione in his bed? Find out! DracoHerm romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 202,589 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
20 Sinful Nights with Draco Malfoy by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
Veela!Draco. Draco and Hermione struggled to deal with the implications of their secret romance, the shed blood and broken friendships, but when both realize their love is based on a lie, they turn the world upside down for one last taste of lost passion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,797 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Grim Fairy Tales by RhiannonKelley reviews
Draco and Hermione have upset the enchantress of the forbidden forest. Now they have to act through some of the worlds most popular fairy tales... the versions that are NOT for kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,161 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 5,344 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Band Camp by StarFishChick reviews
Here of Draco and Hermione's secret life at band camp. Why they are secret friends now and what true mugglesfriends are in on it? Will Draco and the goldentrio every get along? Rated M for sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,801 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Dip in the Dark by Eternity85 reviews
One shot. After a stressful day, Hermione decides to take a late-night visit to the Prefects bathroom; unfortunately, she's not the only one with that idea. Warning: Sexually explicit. Dramione smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 186 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ispirazione by oranfly reviews
Friday nights at the bar with friends can change everything. HGFW, sexual situations, and mild language. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Silence by Punkindoodle reviews
Better to make love in silence than speak of promises that would never be kept, or feelings that would no doubt cause pain. Yes, when passion was this intense, words were unnecessary. WARNING: EXTREME SMUT AND I MEAN IT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Don't mess with a Granger by Suuz reviews
What happens when you tell everyone you're engaged to a girl named Hermione Granger. You guessed it. Hell breaks loose. FWHG. might be a little bit fluffy. rated M for language and maybe for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,806 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Truth or Dare, I Never! What else could be better? by Dracolurvsmione reviews
They are trapped in a room, with no teachers, add a little firewhiskey and some games and we've got ourselves a story! Humor, HermionexDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,827 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Untold Part of the Epiloque by Baybeetricia reviews
DMHG This is what I think the epiloque, from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, should have been like. All you DracoHermione lovers should love this story. Rated M for a reason. Disclaimer: I own nothing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,620 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One Day by miss dungarees reviews
What happens when you get a day where nothing you do will matter? Hermione and Draco get one day where their actions have no consequences, what do they do with it? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Firewhisky by Rosarita Sauvage reviews
Hermione and Draco duel in the hallway and get sentenced to detention. Boredom brings on the Firewhisky... Laughter insues. Oneshot. Rated T for language and drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Post Potions Excursion by Tearrer reviews
A hot summer day in the middle of potions class, must I say more? Dramione. Warning: PWP! Slight fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cigarettes and Sweat by sayneverdie reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger have been together for nine months. When they attend the Ministry's annual party, Hermione gets the shock of her life. rated for killer orgasms and language. oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Homework by That One Condition reviews
Draco Malfoy is watching Hermione Granger do her homework. Only what if that wasn't her homework? What if it's a list of some sort? And another question, what happens when Draco reads it? Oneshot. Against my entire being to write this pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 90 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Full Moon OneShot by Banana Twinkie reviews
A full moon can cause the strangest of behaviors..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not As Easy As It Looks by Draco Chi reviews
[Complete]Hermione and Draco are Head Girl and Head Boy with a dorm to share.Revenge is sweet!UBER MUSHY ENDING!DMHG, Reasonably graphic, M rated, OOC, NRTB.SEQUAL COMING
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,545 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
From Venice with Love by jamieblye reviews
On Holiday In Italy, Hermione meets a completely different Malfoy than she's used to. What will happen when school resumes? AU, Disregards book 6
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 79,810 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Sex God by alette reviews
Draco is convinced he is the only good choice for the Sex God of Hogwarts. However, when Hermione gets involved things get tricky fast. Includes a very vain!Malfoy, a closetcase!Harry, and a pretty darn cannon!Hermione. DHr.Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Luciana Amadora Zabini by AmOrFoReVeRmOrE reviews
Hermione learns that she is really a Zabini given up as a baby. Going back to school will be a shock for everyone. What will they do when they learn who she is? What will Draco do when Hermione isn't a mudblood but gorgeous? What if Voldemort finds out?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,889 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Hiccups by Dying Romance reviews
Draco Malfoy has had enough with Hermione Granger’s annoying hiccups. They have lasted all day and at this point he is willing to do anything, anything, to get them to stop. Even kiss the damn Mudblood. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 117 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mud Slinging by angelrider93 reviews
ONESHOT response to a challenge. I don't have a summary suffice to say that its amusing to read so PLEASE READ IT! DMHG i hope you enjoy it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lust or love? by x0x-sLyThErIn-GoDdEsS-x0x reviews
A tear slid down her cheek as she lifted his arm off her naked body. She couldn't bare for anyone to know what she was...a whore. warning: sexual content mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I Unfortunately Do by The Apple After Poison reviews
Hermione and Draco are forced into a marriage neither are happy about until alot of unexpected visitors, encounters and problems arise throuhgout there year at Hogwarts. Finally Finished
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 90,158 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mama mia! That's a Raging Monster! by Morpheus9 reviews
Harry has a problem and Hermione is the only one who can help him. Also listed in and Note: Mature Audiences Only! Sex abounds!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Staircases and Stonewalls by mistress meo reviews
Set during the Yule Ball in Goblet of Fire. Draco seems to be doing a lot of looking out for Hermione and interrupts her good time with Krum. A nice build up to a DracoHermione argumentsnog. Done as part of the Ferret Challenge. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Masquerade! by purtyinpink71121 reviews
Lily is invited to the Worthington Masquerade Ball, a summer ball held for the most talented wizards in Europe. Little does she know James is invited too and he has a plan to get her. But sometimes plans dont work, and fate must step in. R&R! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Whore by Gueneviere reviews
Malfoys aren't stalkers—Draco just happens to enjoy following Hermione Granger everywhere. Blaise notices and dares him to shag her by the end of the week. Draco is determined to make Granger his whore. And Malfoys always get what they want. Right? Dramione. Prequel to "Whipped," sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 82 - Published: 3/4/2007 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Pineapple, Yum! Or, oh, Coconut! by Persephone-Granger reviews
The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Brew Your Own Boyfriend by Dark.And.Light.Intertwined reviews
Have you ever wished you could create your own boyfriend? Well now you can! This is sweet, short, and simple. Just a bit of humorous fun! HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Slytherin Pride by ccccinaminlips reviews
A surprise visit leads to a little tumble in bed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cupid Cards: Trapped by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
Draco and Hermione have one thing in a common, something that is unimportant three hundred and sixtyfour days out of the year. Lucky for us, today is day number three hundred and sixtyfive. Happy Valentine's Day!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bathroom the original what happens next by butterfly6 reviews
sequel to the bathroom the original. Hermione decides to get revenge on Draco for spying on her in the shower
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How To Tell A Muggle by Lemur76 reviews
Third in the trilogy after Curious and Irrational. Hermione decides to tell her friends about her powers. Warning: light and fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fantasy Fulfilled by Nadex reviews
Hermione has been having hot erotic dreams concerning Draco Malfoy. Could it be possible that he feels the same way? Warning: MAJOR LEMON.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bathroom by butterfly6 reviews
What happens when Hermione accidentally goes into the boys bathroom a funny oneshot rated for smut very explicit dont like dont read
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Irrational by Lemur76 reviews
Second in trilogy of Curious, Irrational and How to Tell a Muggle. Some unexpected guests show up to dinner with Hermione and her friends. Rated M for language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wedding by Dramione27 reviews
Hermione is getting married, who to? read to find out. HINT: not my usual pairing. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2007 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Like a Drug by trancexgemini reviews
Draco Malfoy is like a drug, once you take him in, you simply can't get enough. HermioneDraco, Oneshot. Rating just for underage sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Journal of the Confused by The Apple After Poison reviews
Take a look inside the mind that is Draco Malfoy. He doesn't look it but with school, parents hastling him and Granger, he is one confused boy. And once McGonagall gives him a journal... anything is possible
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Curious by Lemur76 reviews
Hermione encounters an unexpected schoolmate at a bachelorette party one night. HGDM oneshot. Rated M for sexual content and language. First in trilogy of Curious, Irrational, and How to Tell a Muggle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Víspera del Año Nuevo Por Tres by LionsandDragons reviews
This is to ring in the New Year. It's a one shot with some creature characters and a threesome. Heavy sexual content, slash, kinda funny, kinda cute. Hope you like. HPDMBZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Last Night by Ryette reviews
A short, weird oneshot about waking up together, and Mrs. Weasley's reaction to her son and Hermione's relationship. Rating may change if necessary. No flames, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2006 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
And a Happy New Year by Baybeetricia reviews
This is the anticipated sequel to A Very Merry Christmas. It takes place where we last left Hermione and Draco. Read A Very Merry Christmas first! Rated M for sexual scenes and language Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,478 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Cold Winter's Night by Jevanminx reviews
A sequel to A Hot Summers Day. Hermione can't sleep because of the cold and goes to stay in Draco's room. But a terrifying nightmare wakes her up... ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Story by Pickled Lemons reviews
She put her drink down, and her eyes fastened on his. ‘Now that I’m done, why don’t you tell me you’re story?’ She isn't the scared teenage girl anymore, just a sexy woman and Draco wants her for many reasons. Rated M, smut, danger, and a surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of PJs and Panties by Zero Is Plural reviews
“And no matter how he tried, the image of Hermione Granger in her knickers would remain emblazoned in his mind for the rest of the day.” [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cold Hearted Snake by angelrider93 reviews
Sick of Draco humiliating them the Slytherin girls recruit the one person capable of humiliating him fully and set out to teach him a lesson. DMHG rated for adult content and language! Extended due to so many requests and now COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,601 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Helping Hand by SvenSchborsteinheimer reviews
Draco has a problem of mammoth proportions and, as a most dutiful Head Girl, Hermione decides to lend him a helping hand. AN: This fic contains explicit adult material. If you don't wish to read smut, this story probably isn't for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,356 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dumbledore's Games by angelrider93 reviews
Ficlet Dumbledore decides to try again for house unity so locks groups of six students into rooms to play a series of games. Have a guess who the Golden trio are grouped with! DMHG COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,986 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 3,267 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cum On Hermione, Feel the Noise by waterbaby426 reviews
Hermione is on a mission to find out why Malfoy keeps sneaking off to...a nightclub! Kind of a songfic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fireworks In Her Eyes by Secret Nights reviews
Oneshot. HermioneFred, no magic. A love story! Think about...and in case you were wondering, you are like a sunset to me. You're all kinds of beautiful as you end my day, and you sweetly retire as the stars chase you awaythe spill canvas, sunsets and car
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Granger's Revenge by angelrider93 reviews
ONESHOT Hermione gets sick of Malfoy and his Slytherin cronies picking on all the other students so decides to show that they are just as good. Summary sucks but story is better please read. DMHG sort of
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Detention can be SO hot by hermdrayreturns reviews
It's a hot summer's day and Hermione and Draco are stuck in detention. A ONE SHOT fic dedicated purely to smut and a bit of swearing. you have been warned. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 107 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A karaoke contest with unexpected results by Baybeetricia reviews
PostHogwarts. It's not like my usual story but I think you would like it. Draco hosts a karaoke contest but what happens when things don't turn out like they should? Read it and find out. M For sexual content. Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,664 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A little bit of fun by CaeCaeLovelyy reviews
they dont have MA on the rating thing yet but they will so this is a MA story. Mostly sex, so if you dont like dont read. its a BDHr. fan fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected Visitors by angelrider93 reviews
ONESHOT just an idea i had about a way for when Voldemort is defeated DMHG please read and review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Bad Hair Day by Angry Hermione reviews
Harry gets some advice on how to tame his hair. Entertaining ThreeShot, full of innuendo, thus the rating is just to be safe. Complete! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
80 Things Voldermort Is Forbidden To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
And by popular demand.....I bring you, 80 Things Voldy Is Forbidden To Do! Goes hand in hand with '80 Things Harry Is Not Allowed To Do'. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Of Letters and Rubber Ducks by liekomfgits kate reviews
Oneshot. When Harry gets a mysterious letter from Blaise, threatening to kill him if he even looks at Hermione again, she feels it's her duty to inform him why. HGBZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Strip Poker by the-lionness reviews
...there was nothing left for her to get rid of. Neither did he. So now we’re getting to the fun part. He thought. Part of Hermione Erotica Originally the Hermione Erotica. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
A Bird's Eye View Part II by Baybeetricia reviews
This is the second part to this trilogy. Read first one first. These are some more views about DMHG relationship. Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving Draco Malfoy by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
While on assignment Hermione finds an injured Draco and brings him back to number 12 Grimmauld Place to the dismay of Harry and everyone else. She finds out the secrets that have kept him on the run for over a year. Book 7 scenerio. HBP spoilers. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,637 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Honourary Redhead by Flamer89 reviews
Why is it that Hermione constantly goes back to Ron? Can't she see that there is someone who is better suited for her! Read and find out! Rated for the twin's language Feedback VERY welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,768 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Dancing Tampons by BestSkeptic reviews
Draco stumbles into Hermione's tampon stash and is completely oblivious as to what they are. A short, lighthearted piece that goes to show that even married couples, despite vows to do otherwise, keep secrets from each other. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Adventures by DracoErotica reviews
WARNING: HARDCORE SEXUAL CONTENTEXPLICIT!. MATURE ADULTS ONLY. Threesomes, anal, oral, sex, slash. Hermione is left wanting, until she decides to satiate herself in the Room of Requirement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 323 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Game Night by SRV42 reviews
Hermione and Angelina are hosting a game night... and the Weasley twins will be there. Mainly Hermione Fred, some Angelina Oliver. High on Hormones, Low on Plot. Currently a OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
A Much Needed Break by TashaVal reviews
Hermione is a hard worker and Fred decides to reward her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Among the Stacks by Caroling Graceless reviews
What happens when a sexy Slytherin and a notso naive Gryffindor get locked in the library for the night? warnings: explicit sex and language hgbz. first het coupling, be nicereview!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Hormones and detention by alfalfajane reviews
What happens when a slightly insane Dumbledore desides to set up two students, Hermione and George are trapped but what will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Bumps and Bruises by nerdgrrrl reviews
George has a Quidditch accident and Hermione accidently saves his life. What will happen when he wakes up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/21/2006 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Intrusions by BeaumontRulz reviews
REPOSTED! Their faces were an inch apart and Harry’s head was spinning. Was his dream finally about to come true? That moment he’d been thinking about… was it finally happening? Was Hermione going to let him kiss her? ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by miss1nformation reviews
What goes on behind closed doors...sequel to Truth or Dare
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,414 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
80 Things That Harry Is Not Allowed To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
Humorous oneshot. Drabble. RR. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Truth or Dare by miss1nformation reviews
The trio and their old school friends get together for a reunion of sorts. They end up playing a rousing game of TruthorDare...among other things. OOC. Sequel Behind Closed Doors now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,898 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Receipt by MrsInaraReynolds reviews
A very short sexy FredHermione oneshot. Hermione finds a receipt that leads her to an interesting conclusion story better then summary
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2005 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Aftermath and Marriage Laws by Flair Verona the Slytherin Queen reviews
This is another take on the marriage law challenge. This features FredHermione and it is only a oneshot. This does contain adult content and explicit scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,881 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Three Kisses by granger2malfoy reviews
Blaise uses kisses to calm Hermione's fear. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dare by Baybeetricia reviews
COMPLETE!Hermione gets dared to seduce Draco. Will she do it or chicken out. full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,760 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just Shut Up by miss dungarees reviews
Hermione and Draco are Head Girl and Head Boy, as they try to fight their attraction for eachother Hermione gets some unwanted attention from Snape HGDM Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,031 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pinned by mistress meo reviews
An arguement over a book can lead to many things when left alone in the library. Draco and Hermione. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Itch That Won't Go Away by Queen of Serpentz reviews
COMPLETE Draco has a itch you see one that needs some scratching by Hermione. Harry is beginning to get some weird urges and Ron is now fond of cherry pie. Ginny is hoing around to get a lay and it's all in this fic called The Itch That Won't Go Away!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,123 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected Surprises BZHG by granger2malfoy reviews
Many unexpected surprises happen to Hermione Granger over the course of two months during a school year and they all circle around a handsome wizard, Blaise Zabini. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Trials of Affliction and Light Sleeping by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco discovers that he is part Veela. The odd thing is that Veela’s are only supposed to be female. This little fact wouldn’t be bound to bring along some peculiar side effects during mating season, now would it? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,212 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Love Sick by dime-piece reviews
.:Complete:.
Draco and Blaise make a bet. But what if this bet affects both of them, in ways that they never imagined. And what if Draco is in denial? Can Hermione ever find out if Draco really loves her, or was she a one night stand?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 76,001 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Early Christmas by granger2malfoy reviews
What happens when two Slytherins happen upon an open door. Blaise, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger and a shower. Hints of BZ/HG, DM/GW. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/4/2004 - [Hermione G., Blaise Z.] [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
Sanitation by Glow reviews
Blaise and Hermione are flatmates. Blaise is a little quirky. Hermione is a little oblivious. Boy!BlaiseHermione fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Dracilla by superscar reviews
To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 137 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete