I, Gumi-Hitachiin, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.

Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it stinks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews

Ouran Survey!

1. Who do you think is most like u in personality? Tamaki xDD

2. Who would you date? The Hitachiin Twins

3. Who is cutest? Why? Honey-kun :3 for obvious reasons xD

4. Who's personality do you like best? Kyouya (H)

5. If you were to go to the host club who would you go for? (lolita, princely, cool etc...) For the Devil Type

6. Who should Haruhi have ended up with? Tamaki :3

7. Which depressed Tamaki is your fave? mmmm idk I find it funny everytime he's depressed xDD

8. Fave Tamaki-ism? When he goes to his corner of woe xDD

9. Fave Hitachiin prank? ALL OF THEM!! :D THEY R THE BEST!!

10. Ur fave cosplay they did? Does the one of Haruhi in Wonderlan counts?? :3

11. Fave back story? Honey's

12. Fave episode? The fight of the twins and the one of halloween

13. Did Honey surprise you with his fighting skills? HA! OF COURSE XD

14. Who hates Kyouya and Why? IDK, he's awesome! (H) though if I knew someone who hated him I'd be scared of what would happen to that person if Kyouya knew about that :s

15. Do you like Beelzenev? awww

First, randomly list 12 of your favorite characters from OHSHC

1. Hikaru

2.Kaoru

3.Tamaki

4.Kyouya

5.Nekozawa

6.Haruhi

7.Honey

8.Mori

9.Kirimi

10Satoshi

11.Kasanoda

12.Renge

1) Ever read any five fics?

mmm...not really xD

2) Nine... Hot?

hahaha nope she's a little girl :3

3) What would happen if 11 caught 4 kissing 8?

It would be pretty awkward if Kasanoda found Kyouya kissing Mori

4) six/seven good couple?

mmm I don't think so xD

5) Ever read any nine/three fluff

nope :3

6) What song would you use to write a songfic about 12?

I would adapt Kaito's "when she found out I was Otaku"

7) What kind of plot would a fic where two got with 10 have?

YAOI XD

8) What would happen if 11 got 3 pregnant?

O_O seriously???

9) 1 is dating 2 but 3 is extremely jealous. 3 eventually wins 2 over and they break up. Sad and lonely, 1 ends up having a short and unpleasant affair with 9 before seeking advice from 7 and finding finding love instead. Meanwhile, 7 has been constantly feuding with 8 until one of them gets seriously injured during one of their fights. 12, who is secretly in love with 4, forbids them from ever seeing each other again, causing them to realize how much their friendship meant... Reactions?

So, you mean to tell the that Hikaru is dating Kaoru but Tamaki's jealous and he makes the twins break up and he gets with Kaoru so Hikaru has an affair with...Kirimi?? (WTF?) and then he goes for advice to Honey and falls in love with him?? Okay..this is getting creepy xDD

10)1/6 or 1/7?

Hikaru & Honey :3 because Haruhi doesn't deserve Hikaru m.

11) Would 8 look good in a bikini?

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

12) If 7 could get 3 to answer any question truthfully, what question would be asked?

If he loves Haruhi :3

13) 1/5/12 Yes? No?

Naaah

14) What would 6's reaction be to finding out 3 had to be a model for an underwear ad? 3 finding out about 6?

Hahahaha First, Haruhi would be in shock but it'll pass immediately and she'll think Tamaki's a pervert, then tamaki would start crying and try to explain things to her but he'll only make her more mad xD

15) What kind of situation would have 2 kissing 12?

GRRR!! If that ever happened I'd go kill Renge

16) Would you(or your friends) write(or read) a 2/4/8 fic?

Nope O_O

17) What kind of pick up line would 5 use on 3?

something creepy xD I can't think of anythng good right now :p

18) If 7 spilled 11's biggest secret 11 would...

Start crying...?? yes? no? xDD I don't have the slightest idea of how'd Kasaonda react

19) Title a 8/11 hurt/comfort fic?

uuuuuhhh...Hidden feelings?? IDK xDD

20) If 3 fought 12 who would win?

Renge for obvious reasons

21) On a plausibility scale of one to ten(one being completely unplausible) where would you put a 2/6 fic?

1 m. The twins are too much for Haruhi

22) If 8 had to pick between 1 or 5 who would be picked?

I think Hikaru because Mori knows him more than Nekozawa

23) 7 walks in on 4 dancing around and singing wearing a soul eater cosplay(if you don't know soul eater use a different anime) How does 7 react?

He would totally freak out...We're talking about Kyouya DANCING AND SINGING!!! O_O

24) 7 most resembles blank from insert anime/manga/book/tv show/etc.

Count D from petshop of Horrors xD but only because both of them are Sugar Freaks!!

25) Write a summary for a 9/2 fic

Kaoru finds little Kirimi crying in the middle of a park on a rain day, he takes her with him and calls the Nekozawa family. But, he's told the parents and the older brother have been kidnapped so he decides to take care of Kirimi while the police is trying to find her family.

Ooooh! I got inspired :3 I think I'll make it a fanfic :DDD

26) What warning(s) would you put in a 3/5/11 fic?

Contains MATURE YAOI xDD

27) 1 kissing 12. Thoughts?

GRRRRRRRRR!!! HIKARU.MINE!

28) What song would describe 3/4?

CAN'T THINK OF ONE RIGHT NOW

29) How would 6 react if 4 said he/she was in love with him/her?

Haruhi would be really scared of rejecting Kyouya xDD

30) If 9 or 11 read this, what would they say?

Kirimi: °3°

Kasanoda: WTF???

Tamaki Prince Type:

You are French
XYou’re a very romantic person
You flirt a lot with girls/boys.
XEasily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.
XYou're overly eccentric in everything you do.
XYou care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings
Your birthday is April 8th
You're slow when it comes to your own feelings.
Total: 4

Kyoya Cool Type:

XYou wear glasses.
You are known for being "evil".
XYour favourite foods are anything spicy
You excel in everything you do
Your birthday is November 22.
X You hate waking up in the morning.
XYou never like to do anything unless it has a benefit
Total: 4

Hunny Loli Shota Type:

You're the shortest out of your friends.
You love cakes and sweets.
You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you. -
You are/have taken a martial arts class
XYou are close to your cousins.
You look a lot younger than you are.
You're born on February 29th
Your favourite subject is math

Total: 1

Mori Wild Type:

You're the tallest out of your friends
You only talk when you need to
You're protective of people you care for.
You favorite food is Japanese food
X When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.
Your birthday is May 5th
You're not much of a leader but more of a follower

Total: 1

Hikaru Devil Type:

XYou and your sibling have a strong bond
XYou're a very cynical person.
X You like to mess with your sibling
XYou're the oldest sibling
Your birthday is June 9th
XYou like Italian food
X You get jealous easily
X You don't make friends easily

Total: 7

Kaoru Devil Type:

XYou like to play games
X Favorite subject, English
X You enjoy cosplay
X You're nicer than your siblings
Your birthday is June 9th
XYou're very forgiving
X You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy
X You like playing tricks on people

Total: 7

Haruhi Natural Type:

X You don't care about trivial things like appearance
You're tight with money
X You get along with guys well
You're blunt about everything
XYou're an excellent cook.
X You have a hard time understanding love
Your birthday is February 4th
XPeople feel like they can open up and talk to you easily

Total: 5

And now, the Grand Total:

Tamaki: 4

Hunny:1

Kyoya: 4

Mori:1

Haruhi:5

Hikaru: 7

Kaoru: 7

*O* THE TWINS ARE MINE!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDD

Pick 10 characters from Ouran High School Host Club and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!

1. Hikaru

2. Kaoru

3. Tamaki

4. Nekozawa

5. Kyouya

6. Haruhi

7. Honey

8. Mori

9. Renge

10. Kasanoda

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

3* ooooh!! so I get to have Hikaru and Kaoru ('cause they're always together) in the middle of the night in my room?? *drools* I wpuld rape them :3 :$

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

HELL YEAH!! :DDDDDDD Wait...can I date both of them?? :3

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

He would blush then he'll probably stay in like shock mode xD then The twins would get him out of there and start yelling at him things like "Pervert" or "stalker" xDD

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

WTF?? seriously..?? I never thought that would happen xDD

5 cooked you dinner?

O_O okay Kyouya, what's the catch?? How much do I have to pay for it???

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I would be enjoying a nice day with my bff Haruhi :pp

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

YAAAAY!!! Honey-kun!! 8DD

8 got into the hospital somehow?

DD: nooo...!!! I'm sure it was because he was trying to protect Honey

9 made fun of your friends?

I know we're both otaku renge, but you can't mess with MY friends!! :@

10 ignored you all the time?

DDD: it's because I can't get your name right?? Right...Casa nova??

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

he would probably tell Kyouya to order the Ootori police men to catch them (H) And He would ask me to stay in the Hitachiin manor with him and Kaoru while they find them

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

He would take me to a hospital and then he an Hikaru would take care of me *3*

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

IDK, but I bet it might be something really cheap (knowing his obssession for commoner's things (-_-#)

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

he would summon the spirits of darkness and order them to protect us while we get out xDD

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

He'll probably won't say anything unless it involves money ¬¬'

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

SURPRISE!! XD

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

"Don't worry, here have some cake!!! :D"

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

._. i don't have the slightest idea.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

She would be in front row cheering loudly xD in some kind of cosplay :p

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

He might think I'm laughing of him (n_nU)

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

3* HE'S SOOOO HOT!! and I like that he's like the "bad guy" but I like Kaoru too, 'cause he's the "nice guy" :DDD I LOVE THEM BOTH!! THEY COMPLEMENT EACH OTHER X3

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

NOOOO!! KAORU'S MINE... :@ GRRR!!

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Yup. Tamaki is a real nice guy

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

it's really awkward...

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

I don't think so xDD

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

naaah, she's not like that AT ALL xD

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

I'd think it looks like some kind of sweet xD

Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

I would comfort him :3 and tell him the right girl will arrive but he has to be patient

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

No...She tends to burn everything

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

O_O he won't even get the job...sorry Bosa-nova right?? but you know you've got a problem with your face n_nU

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

YEEEESSSSSSSS!!!

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

He would be worried and he'd tell me to comfort him *3*

3 told 6 she started her period.

xDD hahahahaha I can imagine Haruhi's face

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?

He'd try to fix things but they'll kick him out of the fight and will end up in his corner of woe

6 got high.

Bad Haruhi! Bad!

7 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Kawaii!!

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

YAOI/INCEST :$ Wait! why is Mori reading HikaruxKaoru fanfics?? ._.

9 can't stand 1, so how does she get her revenge when he spills Soda all over him?

I can't imagine what she'll do ._. but I bet it's something creepy

10 starts working at a bar.

he'll get fired after the first 5 minutes

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

what?? how is it possible?? well, YAY! :D i knew you guys belonged together :DDD

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

sure, why not?

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

Honey!! :D

5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?

MONEY

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

About his relationship with Kaoru

7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he do?

nothing at all

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?

he'd probably use it for homeworks only :p

OHSHC Relationships:

Hikaru and Haruhi: NOOO!! I would never support this couple. Hikaru's too much for Haruhi m.

Tamaki and Haruhi: YES YES YES! I really loved that in the end they stayed together :3 they make the best couple!!

Kyouya and Haruhi: mmm...I don't think so :/

Mori and Haruhi: yeah, I like the idea, though I support 100% the relationshi TAMAXHARU, but I think this two would be okay.

Kaoru and Haruhi: NOOOO! MINE. He's too much for her, just like Hikaru m.

Hunny and Haruhi: Not at all xDD i think he'll make a nice little brother for her :3

Hikaru and Kaoru: HELL YEAH!! I LOVE READING TWINCEST :$ I think that they'd make such an amazing couple, because they complement each other. I felt sad when in the manga, Hikaru Dyed his hair dark ): but in my mind they'll end up staying together x3

Tamaki and Kyouya: mmm yeah, If both were gay they'd make a nice couple

Hunny and Mori: yup :D

Tamaki and Ayame: noo

Hunny and Reiko: it would be nice to see them together (:

Renge and Kyoya: Yeah, I like this pairing

Renge and Nekozowa: awkward. but I like it xD

Kyouya and Kaoru: NOOO O_O

Favorite Quotes,phrases and cool things...stolen from other people's profiles :3 That means I like your profiles guys :D

Haruhi...you're going to have to wear the bunny suit... -Tamaki, Ouran High School Host Club

Im a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect

Don't take life seriously, no one ever gets out alive

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

Always forgive your enemies, it's the best way to annoy them out of their minds.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagel said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Vampire.Addiction, Crescent Luna Moon, EmoEccentrica, all-'round-freek, Gumi-Hitachiin

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tinglin.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

You're just jealous that the little voices are talking to me.

I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends would talk to me.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Ooooo . . . A life. Where can I download one?

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff (if someone else touches it they die kinda obsessive) copy this into your profile

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (but that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
"Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only" (Hmm, no wonder less people are joining the military nowadays...)

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever felt the need to stop copying and posting these things but just can't help but keep it up, copy and paste this to your profile

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

Save trees: don't do homework!

The good news: I was right. The better knews: you were wrong.

Can I get caller ID for the voices in my head.

I did not escape. They gave me a day pass.

I never make mistakes, I thought I did once, but I was mistaken

If you ever looked at one of your siblings and said "who the hell are you?" copy to profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can shout out a random anime quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you twitch everytime you read an error in a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile. (If you haven't proofread your last chapter, DO IT NOW!!)

If you have a really long profile, copy and paste this to make it even longer!

If you bother to read other people's profiles looking for stuff to copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever considered making friends with the walls in your room copy this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours a day reading and writing or a combination of both copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a crush on an anime character copy and repost this onto your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you lose the argument that it becomes weird.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus and then the bus should go in reverse and run over them again, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a yaoi fangirl, copy this onto your profile.

if you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you zone out during the day imagining that same dream continuing on then copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

they laugh at me beacuse im different, i laugh at them because they're all the same

i was going to take over the world but i got distracted by something sparkly

i am so clever that sometimes i don't understand a single word of what im saying

last night as i lay in bed looking at the stars in the sky i thought to myself ... WHERE THE HECK IS THE CELING?

Im the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in a dead silence about something that happened yesterday

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you've read this ENTIRE profile and wasted about ten minutes reading what took me hours to put together, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever sang in Japanese really loud in an embarrassing place, post this on your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. (guilty)

If you've ever had a conversation with someone else in your head, then suddenly started talking to them out loud, copy and paste this into your profile.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Know what I'm thinking? No. Neither do I; frightening, isn't it?

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

90% of teens would have a breakdown if Justin Beiber was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump. Put this on your profile if you're part of the 10% who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn and scream "jump bitch!"

Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos

If you think Jasper Hale is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

If you think that the Resembool Rangers will one day defeat the Miniskirt Army please copy and paste this into your profile.

~ You know you need a boyfriend when you start crushing on anime guys! ~ ;)

what would the ouran host club think of you?

Tamaki: Thinks you're funny and a bit of a tease.
Mori: Thinks you're distantly related to the twins.
Kyoya: Thinks you're secretly plotting something.
Hunny/Honey: Likes to play your games and is good friends with you.
Hikaru & Kaoru: They can't decide who gets to ask you out. (It's okay, I'll go out with both :3 )
Haruhi: Is glad you're her friend, and thinks that one of the twins should date you.
Renge: Thinks you should change your personality. Don't ask me why, ask her.
Nekozawa: Thinks you have a dark side, if you let it out.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

30 things to do when u catch Hikaru and Kaoru in the middle of one of their make out sessions:

1.Take out your cell phone and take pictures to keep for yourself

2.Take out your cell phone and take pictures to send to your friends, and Kyoya to put on the host club website

3.Squeal until your lungs give out

4.Faint

5.Remain silently staring at them wide eyed until they finally notice you

6.Get out a sound recorder; press record

7.Take one of their discarded shirts and run off with it as your souvenir

8.Once they've both gone nude, take all their clothes and all the clothes from their closet; replace them with girl's clothing

9.Kneel next to them on the floor near their bed and whisper "Intimate"

10.Play "Toxic" on a music player

11.Hand Hikaru a pair of handcuffs and whisper "You're welcome"

12.Walk up to them and say "A piece of advice: Kaoru shouldn't moan so loud. It'll wake the neighbors"

13.Stare for a second then say "You know, you're not really supposed to use vaseline, water based lubricants are better.", take the better lube out of your jacket pocket, throw it to them and stare contently again.

14.Attempt to fall asleep on their bed next to them

15.Paint them, (whether you paint a picture of them or paint ON them is up to you)

16.Start debating to yourself whether this is going to become an M rated image

17.Go on the computer and try to find an appropriate emoticon for the faces they're making

18.Notice the way each of their hair is parted and walk out grumbling "And here I thought Kaoru was the uke. Boy I was wrong."

19.Try and convince your friends that you're actually watching this over the phone

20.Video tape it for you tube

21.Watch until they've finally broken apart then hop onto the bed yelling "My turn!" (Hell yeah! I would obviously do that *O*)

22.Watch them until they see you and ask what you're doing, before they're done asking interrupt and say "Thanks. I was bored." and walk out.

23.Ask: "Is it hot in here?"

24.Start counting how many other fan girls would kill to be in your position

25.When they start moaning each other's names say: "He's right there! Can you see all right?"

26.Chant: "Come on Hikaru! Go for the neck! The neck!"

27.Grab a pair of pom-poms and cheer: "The twins are red hot! The twins are red hot! The twins are R-E-D H-O-T!!"

28.Get in a maids outfit and walk in asking: "Do you need anything? Tea? Water? A collar and leash?"

29.Get a professional's camera and start taking pictures yelling, "That's it! Yes! Hikaru stick your tongue in! There! Perfect!"

30.Pop popcorn

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The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins (and the best...)

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi got stuck.

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had. (...yeah, i know they do...they probably already have it. that's what the smirks are for. -_-)

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

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If I went to Hogwarts

House: Gryffindor

Favorite teacher: Hagrid

Boyfriend: Cedric Diggory

Best friends: Hermione and maybe Harry xD

Enemy: Cho Chang :@

Least favorite house: Slytherin

Least favorite teacher: Snape

Favorite Spell: Flipendo tria

Favorite class: Care of Magical Creatures