What is life, but the time we get to spend our lives wasting away, and doing something that will never be beneficial to us in any way ten years from now. And now I bet you expect me to give you the answer to that question. Ha. Well the truth is, I don't know the answer, but I can only assume that it is just because we're bored out of our minds. And hence, THE INTERNET.

Hey there! I am, like anyone else on this site, a person. I... think I am, at least. Please correct me if I'm wrong. I don't post very often, and when I do it's pointless little oneshots because my attention span is non-existent. There miiiiight be a story with more than three chapters somewhere in the future, but it's not very likely. I love to role play, so if I finish a RP and think it's significant enough to post (or, rather, worth spending the time editing to post it) then it will probably go up here.

Though, if you are here, I bet you want to know about fandoms and fanfics, rather than trying to understand my thought process. So:

The King Queen (jokes) Of Books: The Underland Chronicles. Good god I love these books. For about three years now, my life has revolved around bats, giant cockroaches, talking rats, the color purple, and whatever the hell Ripred classifies himself as. Yep. If you don't understand that, pleeeeeease go check out The Underland Chronicles and/or Gregor the Overlander. It is a five book series, following a kid named Gregor and his younger sister Boots on this amazing adventure through a place that nobody but Suzanne Collins could think of. I can guarantee you will never have read anything like it. (Jesus Christ it sounds like a newspaper report)
Favorite Character: Luxa. Sue me for Ripred not being in that place, (and please take note that I do love Ripred) but Luxa is just awesome, and I love her.
Character That I Wish Had More Development: Ummm the whole royal family of Regalia wtf explanations please who tortured Henry when he was small.
Favorite Race/Kingdom/Group: Fliers be bae.
Best Written Character: Ether Gregor or Ripred
Favorite Ship: Gluxa. Duh. Who doesn't love them?
Favorite Crack Ship: Well, depending on weather or not you count them as crack, Ares and Aurora, but I sort of think of them as cannon, so Lizzy and Hazard.

#2: Mistborn (main trilogy) This book would probably be first if not for the way it ended. Oh. My. God. The feels. I cannot. But, this trilogy is amazing and the magic system is very original and refreshing. I love the depth to the characters, and how they're written. And, as you will notice, I have this thing for sarcastic aristocrats, so, naturally, I think Elend is the best thing ever.

Favorite Character: Elend. See previous sentence.
Character That I Wish Had More Development: There are just so many characters how do you expect me to choose nghh. Alright, uh, Mare, Marsh, Yeden. A bit more on Zane would have been nice as well.
Favorite Race/Kingdom/Group: I don't think I'm allowed to say noblemen, so, probably Kandra
Best Written Character: Vin. Enough said.
Favorite Ship: Vin and Elend. Does this have a ship name..? I don't think it does, but whatever...

Favorite Crack Ship: Breeze and Ham. I don't care that both of them are in cannot relationships, that would be hella funny.

#3 Wings of Fire. Dragons, dragons everywhere. I love this series more than life two, haha. I've always had a crutch for dragons, but WoF is just killer. I am in love with the way it's written.
Favorite Character: Tie between Tsunami and Peril
Character That I Wish Had More Development: Riptide. He's always just kind of there. And Webs mentions him becoming the leader of the ToP which I cannot see happening.
Favorite Race/Kingdom/Group: IceWings. Just LOok At THeM wOw
Best Written Character: Hmmm, I'm going to say Glory. I really enjoyed Hidden Kingdom
Favorite Ship: ahhhhh, tie between Starspeaker and Perlay. But Minter's getting up there. I'm not sure it's cannon yet though...
Favorite Crack Ship: Coral and Blister. Oh my god those two are meant for each other.

Honorable Mention: Warriors. Though the end of the main arcs was a bit ridiculous, (damn it, Dovewing) I will always love this series, and more off the fandom of warriors is just such a wonderful place. And I will write fanfics for this series in mind until then end of StarClan.
Favorite Character: Sandstorm
Character That I Wish Had More Development: Blackstar. I like his character, but I would have loved to see a super edition or e-book for him.
Favorite Race/Kingdom/Group: RiverClan
Best Written Character: uhm, Firestar because, well, Firestar.
Favorite Ship: Lionblaze and Cinderheart. Just... *mush*
Favorite Crack Ship: Sol and Blackstar.

What Animal Are You

Snake
[x] Physically, you are very flexible.
[x] You like to have power or take control in most situations.
[x] You are a smooth talker.
[x] You lie a lot. (hehe...)
[ ] You can stretch your mouth very wide.
[ ] You intimidate most people.
[x] Most people don't like you.
[ ] Your favorite color is green.
[x] You don't have very many friends.
[ ] You have more enemies than friends.
[x] You are cunning.
[x] You like to be alone.
Total: 8

Bird
[x] You like to feel as free as possible.
[ ] Most people really like you.
[/] You are talkative. (if I know you well, then yes)
[ ] You feed the ducks when you go to the park.
[x] You have been on an airplane before. (I love air plains man!)
[x] You would like to fly someday, airplane or not.
[ ] Your favorite color is blue.
[ ] People say that you have a great sense of direction in life.
[ ] You have a lot of friends.
[x] You have picked up a bird's feather and kept it for a long time.
[ ] You like to be part of the crowd.
[ ] Your vision is 20x20 or better.
Total: 3.5

Cat
[x] You are very independent.
[ ] You like to go out on adventures.
[x] You're a cuddle-bug.
[x] You aren't afraid of mice.
[x] You have a pet cat.
[x] You have a pet fish.
[x] You have cheated death 1 or more times
[x] You have been in a car accident.
[ ] Some people say that you're graceful (haha, jokes are funny)
[x] You are very quiet.
[x] You don't like the rain.
[x] Your favorite color is purple.
Total: 10

Dog
[ ] You are very loyal.
[ ] You are a very social person.
[ ] You have many friends.
[x] You would die for someone you love.
[ ] You love to play sports.
[x] You have a pet dog.
[ ] Your favorite color is yellow.
[x] You find joy in helping others.
[ ] Your favorite food is meat.
[x] You have guided/helped someone on an outing before and did not mind.
[/] You would protect your friends and family no matter what. (It depends on the situation)
[ ] You may drool from time to time.
Total: 4.5

Horse
[x] You are a very physically-fit person.
[ ] You like to go out on runs/jogs.
[x] You are a vegetarian.
[ ] Strength is your best quality.
[x] People can depend on you for things.
[ ] Your favorite color is red.
[ ] You like sports cars.
[ ] You think that a lowered suspension and better handling is the way to go.
[ ] Your job requires you to lift 50 lbs or more.
[x] Someone has asked you before, "Why the long face?"
[x] You like sweets.
[ ] Apples are your preferred fruit.
Total= 5

Wolf
[x] You live with your family.
[x] You get along with your family.
[x] You like to teach others.
[x] You have baby-sat before.
[ ] Your favorite color is gray.
[x] People consider you to be a leader.
[x] You would protect family and friends if threatened.
[x] You like to sing.
[x] The nightlife is for you.
[ ] You like to go to raves or dances.
[ ] Being social is a big part of your personality.
[x] You look up to someone and want to be like them someday
Total: 9

Lion
[ ] You are popular.
[/] People look up to you. (I know people who do, but not very many)
[ ] You hold a powerful presence.
[x] You have been in a fight before.
[ ] Your favorite color is gold
[x] Someone has looked up to you before
[x] You sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I go to bed at 12:00, and wake up at 12:00. Dun dun dun!)
[ ] You are a morning person.
[ ] You think you have the best hair.
[x] You look intimidating to others.
[x] People don't bully you.
[ ] You love the rain. (ick, no!)
Total= 5.5

Bear
[ ] People think that you are very intimidating.
[ ] You are not afraid of bees.
[ ] Your favorite color is brown.
[ ] You like to go out for hikes in the forest/nature trails.
[ ] You have brothers/sisters.
[x] You like to go fishing.
[x] You like to swim.
[ ] You like to go hunting.
[x] You adapt really well to extreme situations.
[ ] You are very strong.
[x] You don't like a big crowd.
[/] You are fearless of others. (Depends on who it is)
Total= 4.5

Pig
[ ] You like to eat.
[ ] Your favorite color is pink.
[x] You are very intelligent, or so you've been told.
[x] You are smarter than a dog.
[ ] You are not a picky eater.
[x] You have sensitive skin.
[ ] You like mud baths/facials.
[x] You like to be pampered. (who doesn't?)
[ ] You depend on others a lot. (hehe, no.)
[x] You aren't the most active person.
[x] You love chocolate.
[x] You're easily angered.
Total= 7

Elephant
[ ] You are tall.
[ ] You eat a lot.
[x] You have a great memory
[ ] Your favorite color is silver.
[X] You wear glasses/contacts. (I am blind XD)
[x] You like to travel.
[x] You love to swim.
[x] People don't bully you.
[x] You carry something special with you everywhere you go.
[x] You are a vegetarian.
[x] You would rather avoid a fight.
[ ] You have big ears.
Total= 8

Fox
[x] You like to make jokes.
[X] You would like to become a comedian some day
[x] You have pranked someone before.
[ ] You have a lot of friends.
[ ] Your favorite color is orange.
[ ] You believe in true love
[x] You love someone/have a crush on someone.
[ ] People say you're sexy.
[x] You don't want to die or live life alone.
[X] You would like to have children someday/You have children.
[x] You like to help your friends and family.
[x] You live in the suburbs.

Total= 8

You are a: Cat. Could have seen that coming.

I figure I'll put this in here because it's horribly funny.

Dear

I don't really know how to tell you this, but _1_. I think I realized it _2_ _3_ and I saw you _4_ _5_. I'm sure you're _6_ enough to understand _7_. I'm returning _8_ to you, but I'll keep _9_ as a memory. You should also know that I _10_ _11_ .

12, -Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting

Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head

September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks (why isn't impassive an option?)

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Frick off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Dear Kiwi (yes this is a real person)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it When we skinny dipped Outside of Chicago and I saw you Sit on Donald Duck. I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand That Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning Your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep Your photo as a memory. You should also know that I Always wanted to break Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Your everlasting enemy, Arrow

So, if you read through all that, (or were smart enough to skip to the bottom) applause! Here is the section where I will tell you about my actual writing! Therefor it is IMPORTANT and you should pay attention! Thank you.

I will admit that I don't post things that often. I'm sorry, but I have a horrible attention span when it comes to writing, so I have a bunch of half-finished sketches for stories lying in word. I mostly just post stupid little one-shots, because they're literally all I can finish. Most of my stuff is *likely* to make you laugh, so if you hate humor one-shots then I am not the writer for you, sorry. Also, I'm bat trash, so I'll probably make references to flying mammals in my stories that are not TUC, because I have bats that I can write about there, tehe.