DeputyDarkscar
 Author has written 6 stories for Warriors. Hello everyone! I'm DeputyDarkscar. Physical Description: I used to have light brown hair, but now it's so dark that some people mistake it as black. I have brown eyes and my skin color is tan. Personality Description: I think that I'm smart, but only when I'm writing. I tend to say a lot of things impulsively. Some people say that I am a very good writer for my age, and sometimes they even say that they thought my writing was actually by an eighteen-year-old. I love soccer and play on a travel team, mostly as left wing on offense. On rec, I mostly was a keeper and a sweeper. On this team, however, they already have two keepers and don't use a sweeper, so I'm stuck where I am. When I'm just running laps, I'm the slowest person on the team, but I'm faster than a lot of them when I'm running for/with the ball. I am a horrible artist, and though I'm a lot better on the computer, I still suck. When I was younger, I hated reading, and I spent all day playing a game called The Sims 2 on the computer. Then my sister introduced me to a series called Warriors, and regretted it forever :). I now split my time between reading Warriors, writing about Warriors, and talking to my sister about Warriors until she threatens to strangle me :P. A smaller portion of my time is spent on Youtube (as BluestarLover1) watching Warriors AMVs, and another, even smaller portion is spent making several different Warriors videos at a time. Favorite Warriors Cannon Couples: 1. SquirrelxBramble 2. LionxHeather 3. BluexOak Favorite Warriors Non-Cannon Couples: 1. HollyxBreeze 2. BluexLion 3. RosexFox Least Favorite Warriors Cannon Couples: 1. SandxFire 2. AshxSquirrel 3. CrowxNight Least Favorite Warriors Non-Cannon Couples: 1. AshxWhite 2. BluexTiger 3. HollyxSol Favorite Warrior Cats: 1. Bluestar 2. Mistystar 3. Hollyleaf Least Favorite Warrior Cats: 1. Firestar 2. Leafpool 3. Squirrelflight Other Series That I Like: Harry Potter Seekers Lord of the Rings Favorite Movies: 1. Harry Potter 2. Lord of the Rings 3. Perfect Stranger Favorite TV Shows: 1. In Plain Sight 2. Psych 3. Bones Here are some things I found on different people's profiles: Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, and I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college; I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married; I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, and I know you know it’s true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... It’s ok to cry, I cried, so can you If you almost cried while you read this copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears, Katie Ladmoore, Moonstream-Warrior, Spottedpaw13, Timekeeper Violeteyes, Luna Falls, DeputyDarkscar Sterotypes (Bold The Ones That Apply To Apply To You) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Which are you more like (Bold the ones that apply to you) YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. TOTAL: 12 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. Total: 5 Tom boy! Type Your Name With Your Elbow deputydarkscar Wow... I did perfectly. Type Your Name With Your Wrist deputydarkscar Again... wow... Type Your Name With Your Nose deputydarkscar I swear I did not cheat. At all. Not once. I just happen to be good at typing with unusual body parts. R A N D O M. Which shoe goes on first? Left. Ever throw a shoe at someone? No, but if my cats keep climbing on bird cages and digging in flower pots, than maybe... Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl Have you ever eaten spam? No Favorite ice cream? Mint chocolate chip How many boxes of cereal are in your cabinet? In my house, cereal doesn't go in the cabinet Do you cook?For fancy-ish food, my mom cooks, and it's my sister for things like TV dinners. Sometimes I help my mom, though, and I bake a lot Current mood? Very hyper, as I always am in the morning, kind of hungry and very bored. A B O U T . Y O U What time is it? 9:01 PM What is your name? I'll tell you my fake one, but anything else is classified information... Jennifer Y. L. Grow What do you want to do? Be either an author or a singer. Plan B is a teacher Where do you want to live? In America, to begin with, and then move to Spane and then maybe Japan, but then back to America How many kids do you want to have? 3: Andrea, Jason, and Constance Do you want to get married? Yes Have you done drugs? No What do you like on your pizza?Cheesesteak Can you cross your eyes? No Do you make your bed daily? No I N . T H E . L A S T . 4 8 H O U R S . H A V E . Y O U kissed someone? No sang? Yes been hugged? Yes felt stupid? Yes missed someone? Yes danced crazy? No gotten your hair cut? I wish! cried? No been kissed? No .S T U F F. Have you been searched by the cops? No Do you have a dog? Soon, but not yet The last time you've been sledding? I don't think I've ever been sledding Do you consider yourself creative? Extremely! And maybe, one day, you'll see just how creative... Do you have friends on FF.net? No Do you know anybody in real life from FF.net? No Where are you? At home Look up, then look back, what do you see? A window, a very tall plant, a lamp, a TV, a Rock Band 2 guitar, a DVD player, a video player, a DVD and video player combined, an orange GameCube controller, 5 seasons of a TV show called Medium, a home theatre system, and some XBox 3 games What are you listening to right now?Now, nothing. Soon, Youtube. Last thing you ate? Pizza Last thing you thought? What's the last thing I ate... You have a million dollars, what do you do?I buy another cat to have kittens with my other cats, two dogs to have puppies with each other, save some to publish my book when it's finished, Wii games, Wii controllers, all the Sims 3 expansion packs, a laptop for my sister, my grandma's house, pay for my sister to go to college, help my mom start her business, and have the vet look at my cats What are you eating/drinking right now?Diet Barqs Root Beer Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. 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A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted. I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?'' "OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunken man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- But then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day. Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy. Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog ," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family, " but there was a time when I was your only family I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the 2 nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago & made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads & asked "How could you?" They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me. When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?" Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her. It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty? If the story above affected you as much as it did me, please copy and paste this onto your own profile. 1. My mother taught me RELIGION. A friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!" A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it! -A world wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?” The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant. In India they didn’t know what ‘honest’ meant, In Europe they didn’t know what ’shortage’ meant. In China they didn’t know what ‘opinion’ meant. In the Middle East they didn’t know what ’solution’ meant. In South America they didn’t know what ‘please’ meant, and in the USA they didn’t know what ‘the rest of the world’ meant. -God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. -I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my readymade fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez! -For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favourite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is also wondering, "Is there a letter in the alphabet that can't be pronounced without another, other than E? Like... B would be... be or bee..." Crazy is when you run into a wall on accident and then run into it again on purpose. Crazy is when you constantly think about conducting world domination (and enjoy the thought). Crazy is when you threaten your little sister and her friend with the biggest kitchen knives just for taking your picture. Crazy is when you run down a hall so fast that when your hand hits the wall, almost breaking, slowly turnning green, and with blue knuckles. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! ~Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up. ~ I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's ~ A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side. ~Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. ~When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then. ~Guns don't kill people. People kill people. ~If guns don't kill people, ten can I blame all my misspells on my pencil? ~I know I just said 'Guns don't kill people. People kill people.' But I think that guns help! I mean, not much would happen if you just sit there and yell 'BOOM' ~My friend overheard some people talking about me. How weird I was, how creepy, how wrong. But I just said 'I feel sorry for them' because I have a friend who told me, while their friends would sooner be the ones saying it. ~You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder ~A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. ~Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed. ~I used all my sick days so I called in dead. ~You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to. ~The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide. ~Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. ~When in doubt, make words up! ~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you! ~If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty! ~Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia. ~Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid! ~Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Oh, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil. ~Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes! ~An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work. ~Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss! ~I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly ~Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now. ~WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus ~If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP! ~I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework. ~There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't. ~Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. ~If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off. ~I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. ~I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless. ~If someone told most people they were weird, most people would disagree. I would ask what their first clue was. ~Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. ~At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. ~Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. ~War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. ~To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. ~An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! ~I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away. ~Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'? ~When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back. ~The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. ~I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. ~Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much. ~Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it. ~Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." ~Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. ~You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. ~When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. ~I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3? ~I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. ~Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS ~ Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. ~ The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. ~ When there's a will, I want to be in it. ~It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious! ~I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way. ~Your shin: a device used to find furniture in the dark ~Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum? ~People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. ~Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people. ~If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. What to Do During an Exam 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.) 15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Act spazzy 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply. 35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect. 36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam. 37. If your answers are on a scan tron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby. 39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 42. Dress like the professor. 43. Cross-Dress. 44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras. P.S. don't actually do this during a test, it would be hilarious, but you do have a permanent record ( if your still in school, that is). TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS! 1. Follow them around the house everywhere. Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--mine or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat this is person cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile! CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, fictionlover14, DeputyDarkscar If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, fictionlover14, DeputyDarkscar Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, xRiverbreezex, Fictionlover14, DeputyDarkscar 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Breeze94, Brambleclaw's Babe, xBlaze of FuryX, xRiverbreezex, Fictionlover14, DeputyDarkscar If you think that it would be awesome to be a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: DeputyDarkscar Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. 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