Why, hello! Always a pleasure to have a new visitor! Let me introduce myself:

As my name states, I'm a Crazy Dutch Fellow (didn't expect that, did you?) and yes, that directly implies I like cheese. Believe me, the first dutch person to not like cheese is a foreigner... Probably someone from Belgium.

I like the Harry Potter stories. I really like book 1 to 4, kind of liked book 5, grew bored with number 6 and was very disappointed with book 7. Hence the reason I am writing this poor excuses for stories.

As a Dutchman, I love freedom. Absolutely adore it, so don't be a suprise if it forms a main theme in my fiction.

Shall I dare speak of politics? Ahhh, why the heck not. I am a member of the youth organisation of the Dutch political party The People's Party for Freedom and Democracy, also known as VVD. So yes, I'm a so-called liberal, though American folks would probably say I'm a (add synonym for 'filthy','stinking' or 'caramel-flavoured') Libertarian.

And now: Religion!!!

I am what most would call a 'Roman-Catholic'. And let me say this beforehand: 'No, Roman-Catholic is NOT the same thing as pedofilic.' Got it? Great. I absolutely do not condone the behaviour of the sinful priests, but hey, who ever thought it was a good idea to lock up a group of boys aged 12-18 with a couple of adult men, with no means or even permission for sexual relief? Just bloody stupid that is...

So now you know all of this about me, though you do not know who I am. I think it is only reasonable to stay anonymous, don't you think?

Liberonymous, out!

p.s. Cats are without a doubt the sneakiest, coolest animals ever to have existed on this planet!