Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

Mattea really should have expected complete chaos when she agreed to go on a two week long summer retreat with her classmates. Particularly when you add overprotective sisters and friends who like playing matchmaker... Gen!flip and Gakuen AU.

One morning, Germany is cursed into becoming a female, forcing him to take on the alias, Lucia. Numerous other problems would subsequently follow as a certain Italian boy fell deeper in love with his female guise. His emotions are left in quite a frenzy.

When 14 year old Arthur Kirkland is evacuated from London during the Blitz, he dreads having to live with an American family. The Briton expects despair, loneliness, and lack of love- But what he doesn't expect, is to be wrong. Arthur's POV. USUK WW2 AU - Discontinued.

When a lovely young prince must face the wrath of his evil and coniving stepfather, all hell breaks loose. But with the help of a "noble" albino hunter and his seven idiotic friends, Matthew Williams is in for the hilarious adventure of a lifetime. AU.

Gamzee and Tavros are living together, but sometimes they're haunted by their own brands of darkness.

After seeing so many other nations and states writing letters to the world, Illinois decided it was her turn to make herself known!

Spain is having difficulty raising Romano on his own, so Belgium offers to help out. Maybe for more than one reason. Rated T just to be safe for future chapters.

The boys are drunk, naked, and playing hockey. There's Russ/Ame, random crack pairs and England with a pirate hat.

Mexico decides it's time to tell America and Canada about "the birds and the bees" before Britain or France get the chance. America, Canada, OC!Mexico family oneshot. T for failed Sex Talk. R&R!

Our beloved America is challenged to stay out in the wilderness of Finland for a week by Britain. However, he stumbles across the Finland/Russia border and nearly freezes to death in a blizzard... Thank goodness for Russia. Second part added!

France makes something very clear... Based off of an rp on Facebook. OOC and utter crack awaits...

Russia wants Belarus and Lithuania to marry, so they may help each other in hard times and so Bella will leave him be . What if something completely conditional in the beginning turns into something more?

Oh no! Many nations have been kidnapped - including England! This calls for - drum roll please - the hero, America, to rescue his sweet beloved! But France wouldn't try to take England's heart or England's brothers totally wouldn't get in the way...right?

Francis convinces his new husband Arthur to adopt a child. Who would have expected they'd get two? Includes chibi!Canada with Papa!France, chibi!hero!America, and a bunch of little kids making fun of England's eyebrows. FACE family story. DISCONTINUED

There is a monumental event in the life of every man and woman. And that is the infamous "sex talk."

What the title says. I've always wondered what Hetalia would be like if it were in Breaksfast Club form...so here it is. fem!/punk-ish!England. PrussiaXHungary and USUK. More inside. Don't like...don't read.No flaiming please! Rated T for language

What if the space race was actually a bet? Warning: cursing, yaoi, sexual implications, hinted Mpreg, and pure crap. Pairings: RussiaxAmerica, AmericaxEngland, AmericaxOCMexico , random LatviaxEstonia.

Matthew is bored and lonely. He has no friends, an arrogant brother, and an uncaring mother always knee deep in work. But one IMing session on the computer changes it all... everything he's ever known falls into pieces... but is it for the better? PruCan!

Typical story; pirate meets girl, girl begs to join his crew, girl turns out to be a boy who is trying to find a way to provide for his brother...who also joins the crew. Yep, just a typical, every day story.SpainxRoman,UsxUk,PruCan,GerIta M later on

Antonio and Lovina's childhood adventures. Involving pirate ships, and tea parties, and the destruction of fancy dresses... Gen-flip AU. Prequel to And It's Supposed to be the Day of Love.

OH MY GOD, THAT'S A HUGE SPIDER! Part 5 of 5 in my "Picking on the Nordics" series.