Tongue-in-cheek tour of pre-TLJ Reylo tropes. This time, it is Kylo Ren who is taken prisoner. Rey is given the impossible task of turning this moody, homicidal creep back to the Light, all while he awkwardly attempts to lure her into darkness. Bickering, sexual tension and poor life-choices ensue. Written pre-TLJ.

Sirius is kicked out of James's bed for the last time. He roams through the castle and comes upon another lonely soul. Maybe they can find comfort in each other's arms. Yaoi Sirius/Severus.