SantiagoHasAPointhide bio
 Er, hey! I'm "Santiago", nice to meet ya! *salutes* I'm an English teen who's life flipped upside down, about 2 years ago, when I had to move to France. I'm never really good with this introduction page thingys, so I'll do my usual: A list of my favourite things! (How original, I know -_-) : My favourite... Food: Noodles and shrimps! (With sweet chili sauce that doesn't burn my mouth too much 0_0) Films: pretty much anything by studio Ghibli! Otherwise - "the Grand Buddapest Hotel", "Her", "Big Fish", the Hunger Games franchise, the Divergent films (yes I am aware only one is out yet but come on) and New York melody, which is freaking awesome with great songs too! Bands: English/American: Muse, Panic! At The Disco, Imagine Dragons, Fall Out Boy, Jukebix The Ghost. French: Maître Gims, Stromae, Casseurs Flowters, Black M, stuff like that. Youtubers (!): Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, kickthepj, crabstickz, Smosh, Cyprien, Cryaotic, Pewdiepie, NicoB, and about 1234567890 million more... But those guys are just the best Season: (why not) Summer! But the insects piss me off. Mosquitos are the worst. Drink: Pina Colaaaadaaa! (Non alcoholic of course, I'm 15.) mixed with pineapple... Mmmn. Games: Bioshock, Assassin's Creed, Portal (2), Animal Crossing, the Professor Layton franchise, and Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, 9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors (and Virtue's Last Reward of course) and Corpse Party. Web Comics: 19-21, Papi Nyang, RubyQuest (and of course NanQuest, if anyone has realised the meaning behind my name then high-5, dammit! ) Not sure what else to say to be honest. Oh dear. you can find me on tumblr as "vache-qui-rit" :D don't be afraid to talk! -S ("S", because my username's too long and "SHAP" sounds ridiculous.) sigh* I think way too hard about these things. |
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Of Fake Fairytales and Faux Amour by Lyrical Rawr reviews
Miles desperately needs a way to get rid of an unwanted admirer, and what better way is there than to pretend to date his very male, straight best friend and rival? It sounded so foolproof in his head...
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,578 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
What does not kill us makes us stronger by Its-real-to-us reviews
Dan is popular, with a seemingly perfect family. Phil is the polar opposite with few friends and a termed broken home. Despite being at the same boarding school they have never encountered each other, but due to an unplanned exclusion, they end up roommates. Despite initial hostility, when stereotypes are shed they discover they need each other in the most extraordinary of ways.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,493 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 6/27/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
A Long Way to Fall by prospectkiss reviews
After a one-night stand, a stalker becomes obsessed with Edgeworth and begins wreaking havoc on his life. Phoenix tries to help and support him through the ordeal. But things soon get out of hand: Edgeworth is forced into hiding, the FBI is called in, and someone's life is in very real danger. Amidst the turmoil, Phoenix and Edgeworth try to cope with their feelings for each other.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,634 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] OC - Complete
Little Lies by fantasticxfoursome reviews
Dan's mom finds two condoms in Dan's wallet and panics, so when Dan gets home from school... she yells at him and Phil for it.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,116 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] - Complete
Lacking - Phan by theinternethomo reviews
Dan Howell has grown up wingless in a world full of wings. Old legends have twisted the views of his peers, leaving him utterly alone until he meets the strangely beautiful Phil Lester, who has a different view on their world. Phil may not have the ability to give Dan wings, but he can sure as hell make him feel as if he's flying. Co-written by superhero-janitor and TheInternetHomo
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,275 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 5/7/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, charlieskies
Legal Partners by suitcase design winner reviews
Miles Edgeworth isn't totally sure how he ended up in this bet to demonstrate the strength of his and Phoenix Wright's (entirely professional and platonic! really!) relationship, but he knows it's Klavier's fault.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,490 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick, Klavier G., Ema S.
Them by Minirose96 reviews
Molly's real, but she's definitely got some explaining to do. Questions unanswered-How did it start?-Why?-Why did Mycroft choose her? - Sherlock's shocked, a first for him, John's accepting, And Molly, well, Molly's gotten herself mixed up into some real problems. Time is ticking. Will the false program and the machine be together, or will to many problems to bear? *Her Sequel*
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,463 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 10/26/2013 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] John W. - Complete
Android by mrs.cookieeater reviews
Phil is an Android, given to Dan by a company that wants money. He's innocent, cute, perfect for Dan, and he can do so much more than cook and clean to make Dan happy. M for smut and a lil angst, enjoy!
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014
Him by Minirose96 reviews
We've seen how a man falls in love with a false computer, only to have her snatched away, but how exactly does a young woman get talked into pretending to be a computer? this is Molly's tale of the events that transpired in "Her." This is the tale she tells Sherlock in the Hospital in "Them." This is Molly's story. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 4/28/2014 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] Mycroft H.
Study Buddies by fantasticxfoursome reviews
Dan moves to Phil's high school because of bullying at his old school and Dan is paired with Phil for a research project as soon as he gets there. Things are awkward when they have to work alone together at Phil's house but Dan soon realizes that he has a little crush on Phil.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,351 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] [Crabstickz, Kickthepj]
To the Victor by prospectkiss reviews
In a world where courtrooms have a unique tradition - the losing attorney is expected to pleasure the winner - Edgeworth must deal with his first loss. Mostly PWP and emotional tension. Trigger warning for mild dubious consent.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] - Complete
To Live or Die? by Katie Barone reviews
Ian has lost two of his best friends and seems to be unable to cope. After several suicide attempts he ends up in the hospital where he somehow ends up seeing his dead friends. He realizes it is a hallucination due to a drug. Eventually a new family moves in down the street from Ian's house. They have a son named David who changes Ian's life and possibly saves it. (Iancorn AU)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,795 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013
Never Be Royal by mrs.cookieeater reviews
Dan could never be royal. He was just an Omega peasant. OMEGAVERSE. PHAN. SMUT. FLUFF. ROMANCE. BOYXBOY. DO NOT LIKE SLASH? DO NOT READ! I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THIS EXCEPT THE WRITING AND I DON'T CLAIM PHAN IS REAL! THIS IS AN AU. Rated M for de smutz obvs ;D In progress because it could become more I don't know? You decide.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,431 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire]
Interruptus by prospectkiss reviews
"It's like walking in on your parents." Phoenix and Edgeworth try to have some intimate moments alone, but they keep getting interrupted by the younger cast members at the most... inconvenient times. Contains appearances by some DD-cast, no spoilers. A sex comedy!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] [Apollo J., Klavier G.] - Complete
It Started with a Kiss by mrs.cookieeater reviews
It started with a kiss. An innocent, little peck. SMUTSMUTSMUT PLEASE DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE GAY SMUT. I DO NOT OWN DAN OR PHIL, I ONLY OWN THE WRITING.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Uninterrupted by Minirose96 reviews
Sequel to Interrupted. One-shot. Sherlolly. PWP. Smut. Dedicated to Kananoviz.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2013 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
Interrupted by Minirose96 reviews
Molly and Sherlock have a close encounter at the morgue, John spoils things. Established Sherlolly drabble. One shot. T to be safe.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2013 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
Cirque de la Vérité by Remilly reviews
AU Love kindles in the circus of Hell as it has opened it's doors to all who plan to attend! Come in, take a seat, and enjoy the show! Oh, and try not to scream. Rated M for violence, language, yaoi, gore.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,858 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
On the Fluffy Side by prospectkiss reviews
Pancakes should be easy to cook, but Phoenix is very good at distracting Edgeworth. Who will win this little game?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2013 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] - Complete
Here Kitty Kitty by Rauwrtsch reviews
During a fight Ichigo and renji and up in the storage rooms of the 12th division covered in some of the liquids. And those liquids turn them into cats, much to both their annoyance. But to their surprise they get to know another side of Byakuya. Well... Renji surely does, Ichigo gets to know Urahara a little better when the men decides to look for an antidote. UraxIchi, RenxBya
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,035 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Ichigo K., Renji A.
Cloying by Demus reviews
Phoenix Wright's unfortunate habit of turning into a limpet when he's asleep has unforeseen consequences. Or; Miles Edgeworth might be unwilling to admit his insatiability, but that doesn't mean it's not real. PWP.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Eye of the Tempest by DarkPrincess128 reviews
Due to a series of unfortunate events, Phoenix is stuck at Edgeworth's apartment for some time during a thunderstorm. ...They'll find a way to pass the time. PxE, slash.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Within reach by MasteringtheMachine reviews
Nathan, along with Simon and Alisha, end up stuck in a container at the precise moment Nathans claustrophobia decides to kick in. Great... Simon/Nathan pre-slash
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Nathan Y., Simon B. - Complete
That is about the gayest thing I've ever heard! by sixtyninebro reviews
Simon goes to the community centre one night to find Nathan asleep and films him on his phone.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Simon B., Nathan Y.